What would a rated R PD tmnt movie look like?
 

Just give me your ideas of what the movie would be like if they just went rated r and could do anything they want.

Well that will be a 15 in the UK so it be really dark and gritty, the turtles will be swearing and killing people so lots of blood too.

Or if they hadn't cut out all the lift scene then it would of been R rated because Leo was twerking or something so it was cut out.

Bloody, bloody swords... They'd have never been taken hostage in the first place, most of the Foot would be laying dead in the lair.

Oh, and when the three of them were captive in those cells, if Leo could have gotten out of there I think he'd have totally skinned Sacks alive, rolled him in salt, set him on fire, and thrown him in front of a train. *insert evil grin smiley*

Vernon would have died.

New take if it's R rating:

Shredder decapitated Tang Shen's head.

Splinter raising the turtles for revenge - lots of killing hobos on the street. The boys would bring back bloodied hearts (from their victims)to their father and he would eat them raw.

Final battle with the Shredder: Leo dug deep his sword into Saki's chest, twisting it left and right with a mad gleam in his eyes. Raph punctured Saki's stomach by stabbing his sais, blood dripping to the floor. Mikey bashed Saki's skull with his nunchucks until it became like a pulp. Donnie decapitated Saki's head like he did to their mother.

I'm loving it already.

They wut now? o.O

Well that would certainly be a different take on them, diverging from who they are and needing the R rating.



TMNT turned Stephen King novel.

Well is the question really what would an R rated TMNT movie look like or as your title suggests what would an R rated Platinum Dunes movie look like?

That's a different question. I'm pretty sure an R rated TMNT movie from Platinum Dunes would be an edgier version of the movie we got.

ie: More overt sexual humour, cursing, more guns, Foot Soldiers would be be shown to be dead, Vern and April's killing blow to Sachs and Shredder would be bloodier etc.

It wouldn't be like the first issue of the comics because I doubt anyone at Platinum Dunes would be any more amenable to doing more than skimming through it than they were last year regardless of the age range they aimed for. It's not like the movie we got was made for kids despite being retroactively labelled as such.

Might have gone places the world outside fandom is not yet ready to venture...

:tlol:

Ideally? Exactly like Marvel's Daredevil.

The tone works perfectly too. Raph being the dark vigilante like ninja Murdock, Leo being the leader like lawyer Murdock, Donnie being the brains, Mikey being the heroic comic relief like Foggy, April hanging out with the heroes like Karen Page, Splinter as the wise ninja mentor like Stick(just with a more permanent stay on the show) Shredder being an incredibly dangerous business mogul/leader of criminal organization like Kingpin.

It fits perfectly as an adult take on the Turtles while still being capable of staying true to their more fun roots like in the first movie.

Makes me f*cking lament the ******** we're getting from Bay even more. The Turtles are capable of so much and we're stuck with that in live action.

They would've used Megan Fox a tad bit differently if this is rated R

Platinum Dunes?

more intrusive sexual jokes from Mikey wanting to do April, with or without her consent. Seriously, PD Mikey would be even more terrifying in a R movie...

probably more juvenile, lewd and racist humor, ala what we've seen from Bayformers.

Please give me an example of said racism.
Please.
(I'm not questioning you, I just really want to see if it's that bad)

O_O

What... what the hell? Is this some sort of TMNT fantasy for you? Why?

One example is folks feeling like Skids and Mudflap are a parody (or mockery) of black people. I've also heard elsewhere that they are actually meant by the writers to be parodies of the 'wigger' culture, but I think it's up to an individual person to decide, really.

And then bury them in the tainted sacred grounds of the hobo cemetery and they'll return as zombie minions the Turtles will use against the forces of evil. While also being hypocritically evil and eating the rest of the hearts of NYC. Apparently.

Human heart pizza is delicious. Provides it's own sauce even.

Same convoluted plot, now with blood, boobs and profanity.

Boobs would make this movie slightly less sh*tty.

An R-rated Platinum Dunes TMNT movie would be about as bad as the PG13-rated PD TMNT movie.

Now an R-rated TMNT movie NOT produced by PD... THAT would be incredible.

For the first time EVER, the Turtles would be drawing blood with their weapons on screen.

The easiest examples would be Skids and Mudflap, but there's also human characters and their portrayal like Whitman the hacker in the first movie and the Indian customer support guy.

Don't worry, we'll probably get mutant warthog and/or rhino man boobs. :tlol:

Considering how much the plastron on the turtles looked like sculpted muscles, didn't we get a whole lot of man turtle boobs in the first movie?

They where so not plastrons to the point they almost had moob jiggle-physics.

:lol::lol::lol:

They keep hitting the pizzas and they certainly will.


There prob should have been some 'moob jiggle-physics,' considering Raph was able dislodge those bullets from his chest. Plastron hybridized with tire rubber perhaps?

You. I like you.

The same trash but with blood, explicit violence, f-bombs every 5 minutes and a sex scene involving Megan Fox April?

That would actually make it better... :tlol:

Which begs the next question... given the number of dudes (both human and non-human) drooling over Fox O'Neil, who would the sex scene involve? Would an R-rating permit human-mutant relations? :lol:

If they treated them like any other people (albeit special green people) I suppose they could get away with the usual style of R love scenes. (Rough cut mocap footage might be amusing. lol)

If a sort like Bay would inevitability try to take it there, would be an interesting social experiment... what percent of people flip the hell out over it, what percent are able to deal... and what percent are suddenly perfectly fine with it the moment Fox's boobs are on screen. :tlol:

Megan Fox doesn't do anything for me. And if there's a franchise where I don't want to see sex and nudity is the Turtles. The last thing I want to see in something related to the TMNT are sex scenes.

If it was Splinter/April I'd go see it at least seven times opening weekend, just to hear all the "WHAT THE F***?!?!"s every couple hours. That'd be glorious.

My facebook feed would blow up with "childhood ruined" memes.

And well, Splinter was once human in the FW series. And there was an episode where he kinda complimented April on her looks "you make this old rat feel young again" or something like that. So it wouldn't have been odd him making a pass at her in the 87 toon.

And then all the Turtles got boners and decided to stalk April to the costume party where she got mixed up with Princess Mallory. I remember, that was one of my favorites. :lol:

I imagine in the "deleted scenes" of that episode, there was a scene where all four of them brought both April and Mallory back to the lair for a little "tag team match". At least that's what me and my buddies always assumed. :tgrin:

Ye the episode was fine, not so well animated though. But the turtles sure had creepy looks on their faces, man. I'm surprised April didn't feel uncomfortable. In real life, making a face like the Turtles did at April probably would get you accused of sexual harassment.

My brain goes to that Onion News story....

Straight-up stalking her to the costume party immediately following that doesn't help their case any. :lol:

"Ehhh, I think we should keep an eye on her!"
"Better yet, two!"
"Yeah, I wanna see if that strapless dress can hold those f*ckers in!"
".........................."
"........WHAT?! You're all thinkin' it!"
"...F*** it, you're right. Let's go."

:tcool:

If some people freaked out over some nostrils, imagine how much they would have freaked out over genitals.

You know they were there.

That's why the dumb loin cloth/sweatshirt/waist thingy.

Big ol' swanging Turtle dick.

Hey man, they stalk the Drome, they know what the girls want. :tgrin:

Big ol'.



Swangin'.




Turtle.



Dick.

Oh god the Onion video again. :lol:

Poor Turtles, someone goin' and making that of them. (Edit: Think I watched it in full once when that showed up online... beyond that, I just feel disrespectful to even skip through it. lol)

:lol: And that's how April came down with the black plague. (Edit: And mange and most of her hair fell out.)

:lol:

Also: Shyeeeeeah we all know you got it Bookmarked, playa. :tlol: :tcool::tgrin: