Hi/Hey/Hello/Greetings Earthlings
 

Hi, I used to be a huge TMNT fan as a little kid, then I grew out of it. But with the new show and everything I'm back and just as much of a fan as before. My favorite turtle is Donny, favorite character is Splinter, and favorite enemy is Shredder.

I'm also a fan of Doctor Who, an old British sci-fi... and I'm pretty good at pretending I have no life. And my real name is Jeff.

As a fellow Newbie I welcome you to Fantasy Island. Oh, wrong show!!!

"De Plane! De Plane!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:
Howdy! Welcome to the Technodrome! Here! *hands over a slice of Pizza* Watch out for the crazies....they're everywhere! *shifty eyes* :lol:

Welcome! :wink:

All right!! More newbies!! :D

Welcome! My name's Jo Dawn, but you can call me Jo or JD, whichever you prefer.

Oh, and my favorite turtle is Don, too!

Enjoy your stay!

Jo

Welcome!
*high fives all the Don fans in the thread*
Watch out for strange gifts that you may recieve.
*cough* MP! *cough*

lol, gotta love the people that are here from the insane asylum... I just got out of one of those places a few days ago :goof:

Welcome to the forums Morp. It gets pretty crazy around here, but that makes it more interesting. I'm a Don fan myself (and mike too), but just to fit in, I'll say Donatello (I'm a bit nerdy like him, and am really bad at making jokes). Enjoy your stay :) !

Insane Asylum???? Who me???? Nooooooooo....

i resent that... DUCK, THE FLYING PASTA IS COMING TO EAT YOUR BRAIN!! oh wait... nevermind. *wanders off*

Duck....WHERE!?!? *glances around* I don't see one.... :lol:

hello newbie, im Major pain, heres a very nice gift, *hand morp a glow stick that he pissed on.*

Yo Morph, welcome to da technodrome, cram-packed with people from the insane places, as u can tell, and yeah, I used to watch Doctor Who ages ago - er, you can guess hu my fave turtle is. No worries, I'm not handin out anything strange, just a really strain-to-keep-sane welcome :D

*Quack!* There's one!!! *whips out binoculars to look at them* Pretty..... :D

*pulls out binoculars* Yea looks like a mallard.

*slides into the thread panting* Helllllllllloooooooo newbie! I think we've pretty much hit you over the head with the crazy people warning.........soooooo i'm just gonna give you this nice little mango and then be off *hands Morp a mango of welcome*

:o OoOoOo I gotta go *nearly gits hit by a flying toaster* EEEEEEEEE! *runs like shell*

yum... mango.... *ducks at it jumps up and starts to attack him* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! MAN-EATING MANGO!!!!

*Jumps in front of TP and protects her fron flying toasters* Run!

Thanks *runs faster* Hey cqb.....watch out for the oven and the forks they aren't too far behind!

YEEEEEK! KILL IT! KILL IT! :o

I got it!! *rapidly throws razor sharp playing cards at it*
*mango falls into many pieces*
*and starts to rebuild itself*
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

*Runs up a wall and hides in a light bulb

*taps the lightbulb* hey... what happens if i turn the light on.

OUCH!! *Runs out of the bulb and hides inside the mango* HA! Now it can't eat me!

*Gets hit by a toaster* Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :cry: Now I'm mad! *symbiote covers body* Carnage will destroy you!

http://www.nerg.com/warrat/images/carnage1_s.jpg

EEK!! *runs from mango*

AUGH!!! *Forgets about the mango and flees in terror of the cqb/ugly symbiote thing*

Did you just call us ugly? *grabs Morp around the neck, and throws him against the wall* Huh? Answer us!

*wrapps achain around cqbs neck*
NO IM THE ONE THAT CALLED YOU UGLY!

*cuts chains* Oh, really? *impails MP with spear hand* Hahahaha!

:o oh my! *jumps between MP and cqb* stop fighting! Whats your problem? :x

BAMF! *appears in full austin powers costume*

they're just mad because they can never be as....*zoom-in* shagadelic as me!

*whips tail on the ground and throws off glasses*

common i'll take ya both

wraps a banage around his arm, than starts running toward strycker.

He called me ugly..... :cry:

:lol:

*points finger at MP* Quiet, you!

*whips tail and smacks mp away*


Bamf! *disappears and appears behind cqb*

*puts my hands over his eyes*

Guess whooooo!

Um...okay....I WAS gonna welcome Morp...uh....here's another mango...uh...yeah...


*leaves a mango behind, and runs like heck*