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Sony Commissions 21 jump street/Men in Black crossover
it's happening
http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/04/son...ack-crossover/ sonys statement: 21 Jump Street” took aim at reboots, while “22 Jump Street” targeted sequels, so it makes sense that the next “Jump Street” movie will send-up the current trend of Shared Movie Universes by having Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum enter the “Men in Black” universe and investigate aliens. |
Well, both Jump Streets are funny movies, so maybe it'll be good.
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Unbelievable. :trolleye:
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So, it's official, and "Why the f*ck not?" is now a good enough reason to bring any stupid and pointless idea to life as a movie?
Christ. |
This sounds awesooooooome. I like the Jump Street movies a lot and I like the idea of them parodying shared universes.
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Wow, that was called for.
People should like better things, sorry. |
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So consider this my apology to the other guys/gals on this thread. :twink: |
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Jesus, man. What's up on this forum? :tgrumble:
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See? I can do it too. |
I already did, that's not the point.
You don't get to passively sh*t on something people enjoy, especially without explaination, when you're a loud advocate for trash of equal or lesser value. |
What are you, my f*cking stalker? The way you pop up in every thread I post in with this "ooohhhh you're so full of sh*t stuff" is seriously cracked. Go obsess over someone else. 15 years of this stuff is tiresome. Get help.
For what it's worth, I'd forever argue, with a straight face, and possibly with graphs and charts, that stuff like wrestling is infinitely less damaging to society and entertainment as a whole than more sh*t movies like this. Aaaaand I'd be right. It's stupid. I'll never say it isn't. But it's infinitely LESS stupid. Not EVERY single dumb idea a movie producer had while doing lines off a hooker's ass needs its own movie, and I'll stand by that forever. It's the truth whether people agree or not. |
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Yeah but see THAT'S a great idea! :lol:
.....not really... BUT... I can say I haven't seen that yet! :lol: |
Now what I WOULD get excited about is a Men in Black reboot, prequel, or sequel (MIB4). Or even a TV series.
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Yeah, I came into this thread cause of you, Napoleon.
If it bothers you that someone is calling your nonsense instead of swallowing it the way half the social rejects around here do, then I guess I'll step off. I wouldn't want to upset your only means of ego tripping. |
Y'know, I think a TV series would be pretty spiffy. The technology is there now. TV has been getting better than movies for a while now, since movies are now all about mindless spectacle to justify the exorbitant budget.
You could do a lot of fun stuff with an MiB TV series. It's not a favorite franchise of mine but I can see that taking off and being pretty good. Quote:
I'm not the only one who notices your borderline creepy obsession with me, nor your need to have a snarky reply to EVERY post I make. Not even close. Get help. |
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lol Yo, if I had Bob Villa money I'd have better things to do during breaks than surf on my phone.
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Cylons, I gotta say I think I'd be more apt to check out a MiB show than another movie at this point. Movies were fun for what they were but this new thing kind of proves they're out of steam. Now that sci-fi TV shows are the norm, you could take the franchise in some neat new directions. Maybe like a more lighthearted X-Files. I'unno, I probably wouldn't make it a point to watch it, but I'd be more curious about a show than another movie, for sure.
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Anyways, I love how bananas Hollywoods getting. It just shows that its approaching a boiling point before people start wake up and demanding new material and not reboots, spinoffs, sequels, and crossovers. But in the meantime I genuinely want to see how crazy this trend gets. Because mark my words, if this does well in theatres, we're going to see the most insane crossovers imaginable because... they make money now! Saving Private Ryan/Crazy Stupid Love The Proposal/Lucy The Purge/****in' Jumanji Sign me UP! |
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What IS harmful, however, is pretending like your point of view is the only correct one and you're above everything else. Especially over things as silly as movies. But hey, it's cool. You have your cronies sucking that d, so I don't blame you. Ego boosting feels goooood. |
Ummm, I'd argue it has less to do with "crony-ism". More to do with, "Hey, 99% of people like this guy, so maybe the two or three who don't and take their dislike to an obsessive degree are the ones with the attitude problem." Nah, too logical, that.
And I'm too much of a Big Picture guy to argue that every half-baked idea getting its own multi-million dollar movie is "harmless". I'm totally glad there's no homeless or starving people in the world, or just in this country, and we as a society thus have unlimited money and resources to spend/waste on movies nobody asked for and most people over a certain age probably won't enjoy. I know that's dramatically over-simplifying things, but the point still stands: Every dollar spent on something like This Project is a dollar that could have been better spent almost literally anywhere else. Hollywood needs something like the old Nintendo Seal of Quality. "You're only allowed to make X number of movies per year, so you better not waste anybody's time." :lol: That'd help, at least. Better than how it works now. "You know Connect Four never had a movie. Here's a hundred million dollars, go jack off." |
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I think that ship already sailed, actually. Do I need to bring up Battleship? A movie based on a frickin game about sinking the other guy's boats. And my metaphor just became so much more apropos, now that I think of it.... :twink: Quote:
Nope. Not the ONLY ones. Clearly some ideas need to be killed. Quickly. Quote:
You, know, I would almost like to see that.... At least it's better than THIS tripe. Quote:
I'm almost scared to see what else they can come up with, if this does well. Then again, my dream of a TMNT/Gargoyles movie could see light, too, so.... Edit: And my smilies are working again!! :teek: :tcool: I don't get it, one update they stop working, the next time they do. WTF??!! |
I actually want the Connect Four movie now that I went and said it. I wanna see a movie about an alien race that attacks with giant checkers falling from the sky, and an elite military force that counter-attacks by firing opposite-colored giant checkers out of a giant cannon rigged up by Jeff Goldblum. Mostly, I wanna see the part of the trailer where they hit you with the logo, and then someone says "Diagonally! Pretty sneaky, sis!" to Megan Fox and then she rolls her eyes.
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Hey, Clue is one of my favorite flicks.
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:lol: Ya got me. :lol:
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Which ending? Mine? The butler did it. So cliché, but so funny! (Also, Tim Curry is a frickin genius.) |
There was a topic already on this but anyway it actually does work for a crossover. Both are comedies and both deal with fighting crime. The Jumpstreet guys getting caught up with the MIB fighting aliens fits the theme of things. It's more creative than a reboot which was said to be happening.
Hey a MIB/Ghostbusters crossover would be awesome. They're so similar. GB is doing the universe thing, so... The naysaying is just the typical Hollywood complaining thing nowadays. |
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By your logic, The Incredible Hulk was worthwhile. And The Losers was worthwhile. Both movies were badass, and yet, no sequels... but sure, let's give money to Shrek Vs. Saw and other bizarre movie mashups. |
Should be a fun ride
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You mean four. I thought so too. And honestly, I can't even see why Jumpstreet got the comedy treatment in the first place, since the movies have NOTHING to do with the original show. It was originally a young-cop DRAMA, very serious in tone, with little humor or comedy. It was very YOUNG-looking cops in a high-school undercover for drug-busts and the like, not some "buddy-cop" comedic show. The movies are Jumpstreet in name only, and don't need to cross-over, get sequels, or anything else. Certainly not with MIB, which is really a far higher grade of movie franchise, anyway. |
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Yeah, I remember watching it back in the day, and had a mild crush on Depp at the time, although I liked the young black female cop better. I forget their characters' names, but it was a really good show for the time, and had some pretty heavy themes at times. Ah, Night Court. THAT was a show that would have made for a fun comedy movie reboot. And would have made more sense than doing a comedic take on Jumpstreet, as people would already know what they were getting into. I can't even imagine why anyone thought that was a good way to go with that franchise. Makes me think someone's buddy-cop show idea bombed with producers, so they just changed the title and did some tinkering to make it "fit" the basic premise, and the producers suddenly said "OH! I remember that show! Let's do it!" |
The closest Night Court may ever been seen on the big screen is likely this:
http://cdn.moviestillsdb.com/sm/75d9...usin-vinny.jpg |
Hah. "Yoots".
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http://screenrant.com/men-black-rebo...gy-will-smith/
So apparently Sony still wants to cash in on MiB but at least is currently thinking about going about it in a slightly more sane way. I think a REBOOT is a bad idea. But continuing in the MiB universe, focusing on agents other than Kay and Jay... THAT I could get behind, if done well. I mean, Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith make the original three movies what they are, but the universe is ripe for more stories. Basically, Men in Black: The Next Generation. Do it well and I'll watch it. |
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