The Death Clock - When will you die?
 

The Death Clock

Based on our calculations you will die on: Tuesday, 10th January 2068

You will live to be 83 years, 10 months and 2 days old!
19207 Days, 20 Hours, 01 Minutes,

"You will live to be 67 years, 10 months and 27 days old!"

longer then I would have thought :lol:

Test taken: Tuesday, 9th June 2015.

At time of testing you are 31 years, 9 months and 22 days old.

Current age in: Days: (11,618), Weeks: (1,660), Months: (387)

Based on our calculations you will die on: Thursday, 26th April 2063

You will live to be 79 years, 8 months and 8 days old!

Avg life expectancy of other Male testers from Canada with your BMI: 78.5 years old

**what the hell they talking about i'll be at least 100!! ** rofl :lol:

Lol nice. :3

You will live to be 88 years, 1 months and 2 days old!
Huh ill die old

I refuse to take this test.
Ignorance is bliss.

I am not taking this test. I don't want to know my future.

Hug me bruva.

Test taken: Tuesday, 9th June 2015.
At time of testing you are 21 years, 9 months and 18 days old.
You will live to be 77 years, 9 months and 19 days old!

Well... That's kind of short for people in my family. XD

At time of testing you are 36 years, 1 months and 18 days old.

Based on our calculations you will die on: Wednesday, 4th February 2065

You will live to be 85 years, 9 months and 13 days old!


Pretty much on point of how long my maternal grandmother lived actually.



Edit... Put in my grandmother's info, said she'll make it to 104 in 2019. She's been gone since early 2001. :goof:

I put in random numbers... but I like that countdown at the end! :lol:

Agreed, this is one of those things you'll jinx yourself with and it'll come true.

Psh. I'd rather look at it as a challenge to outlive what it suggested and torture the world with my presence that much longer. :P:lol:

I'm not taking this test either as it will probably be woefully inaccurate. Plus, I don't care about when I die anyway. It's just going to happen.

You will live to be 60 years, 10 months and 1 days old!

Seems accurate.

Based on our calculations you will die on: Sunday, 7th November 2077

You will live to be 87 years, 4 months and 28 days old!

And just to say this: I want to be the coolest granny ever! :lol:

Based on our calculations you will die on: Thursday, 1st August 2080.

But I don't wanna live to be 93 years old :(

why not? as long as you're healthy and have your mind and wits about you tis all good

My grandmother is the healthiest person in my family. She's 84 and it takes her so much time and strength just to get out of her chair. I wouldn't want that. :s I can't imagine 93 and going through it. Plus, I'm a chick and I never wanna see this face and bod sagging xP

93? Gosh. lol Now to be like Betty White... that's the way to do it.

But take comfort in the fact that we'll all be old and saggy by that point. :lol: And we can all poke fun at our friends and visa versa about who's sagging and who's sagging even more.

That's the only comfort I take on hitting numbers I'm starting to not be so ok with it... I've got plenty of people I know along with me and even those Turtles are getting up there a bit, even if they luck out to not be portrayed that way. (I look forward to all the fan art of noble old mutant Turtles from 80-year-old artists. lol)

Haha, thanks!

I imagine myself as the hippie old lady with the long, straight silver hair and the shades lol I'm all about spreading happiness and love at my age, I hope I'll keep that mentality into old age and not become a crotchety old hag lol. And you're right. It's natural to sag and get wrinkly as we age. We shouldn't be ashamed of it.

Yeah! I too would like to see the turtles looking older. Maybe a Leo that assumes a sensei role like Master Splinter. He wears his robe or something and teaches the next generation of mutants xP

Based on our calculations you will die on: Thursday, 10th July 2087

You will live to be 84 years, 3 months and 22 days old!

26326 Days, 17 Hours, 49 Minutes, 49 Seconds...

Well that's nice (I think)

It says that by dropping cigarettes and 15kg I would live 20 years more. Makes me think.

It says I am 35 and (can't remember the rest.)

It says I ill live to see 84 and that I'll die April 23 2064.

I'm betting this test is a bit inaccurate, since I exercise and somebody who has my BMI (26) who sits at a desk would have a shorter lifespan..

But who knows. It likely is that lifespan is long in my family if one doesn't drink that much and doesn't smoke, so who knows.

my Grandma, god bless her, was 96 at the time she passed and she had all her faculties about her, the thing that did her in was falling and fracturing her hip and/or pelvis and landing in the hospital and developing complications while in the hospital (making me trust doctors less and less), but i can still see where you're coming from though

any ways, i'm immortal so i ain't got no worries! haha :lol: :lol:

Says I'll go in February, I assumed this is probably the method knowing me and my inability to handle ice. My grandmother was one to break them as well, twice.

Unless I move to the south, I think I'll just wrap my hips in bubble wrap. So if you see an old lady wearing a full roll of bubble wrap (the big bubble kind)...

Sunday, 5th April 2065

Sounds like a nice time of year to bite the dust!

Oh don't come near me then, I love popping bubble wrap :lol: :D

Nah, I'll just hide your arthritis meds so you'll leave it alone. lol

Too bad they don't have my country in the list :lol:

Anyway
You will live to be 81 years, 2 months and 12 days old!

22805 Days, 02 Hours, 11 Minutes, 41 Seconds...

I don't want to live that long, tough. :o

Based on our calculations you will die on: Wednesday, 25th October 2056

You will live to be 74 years, 1 months and 1 days old!

...I always hated f*cking Wednesdays.

Hmmm....should have died last week....weird.

That's what I was afraid I'd get! :teek:

"You died a week ago Tuesday. And here you thought everyone was just being an asshole and ignoring you. Jokes on you, sucker. Bruce Willis ain't got sh*t on your dumb ass."

The ****? But Wednesday is comic book day.

Well I guess that issue will be just that bad.

Now we gotta do some time travel film plot and stop them from writing it in the future before it kills thousands.

doh! why u little :lol:

True story. Pre-52 that would've been sweet relief. Post-New 52? The only "sweet relief" is Death. :lol:

Test taken: Wednesday, 17th June 2015.

At time of testing you are 38 years, 6 months and 15 days old.

Current age in: Days: (14,076), Weeks: (2,011), Months: (469)

Based on our calculations you will die on: Sunday, 21st March 2066


You will live to be 89 years, 3 months and 19 days old!

18540 Days, 09 Hours, 59 Minutes, 56 Seconds...


On a Sunday.... Well, at least I'll go on a weekend. And 89? I guess I better start looking around for retirement homes that allow turbo-powered wheelchairs! And maybe a funeral home that will do a TMNT-themed funeral?