Could Platinum Dunes TMNT2 be the best one yet?
 

With such a star studded cast, could Platinum Dunes TMNT2 be the best one yet?

In other news, somebody's anus is ripped wide open by a horde of screeching monkeys taking flight.

Platinum Dunes' marketing department cheques finally went through? :trazz:

Okay, I'll bite... best what yet? BayTurtles movie? It's the second one and the first one was hot garbage, so... very possibly, sure. Platinum Dunes movie overall? Not a very high bar, but that's relative to their track record - even "the best" venereal disease is still a pretty unpleasant thing to have. Best TMNT movie yet? HAHA NOPE.

And I'm curious what you mean by "star-studded". As far as I can tell, the only genuine "stars" in this movie are Laura Linney and Tyler Perry, and those are likely to be small roles. Will Arnett might qualify, but he's not leading-man famous. Maybe Megan Fox qualifies based on name recognition, but her career was dead before she was tossed a BayTurtles life preserver. Stephen Amell is somewhat well-known for Arrow, but nothing else - a far cry from a "star" at this point. Who else is there?

It's the GIF that keeps on giving.

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It's going to get a lot of use in the next few months. :)

Yay! Love that GIF.

My legacy is secure. :trazz:

(Though I'm sure there are a bunch of other ones already floating around this glorious Internet.)

How can we now that ? The film comes out in 2016.
However it's still a Bay movie, so it will never be better than the 1990 one.
I think it will be better than the 2014 though because they can't make worst than this one :lol:

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Star studded somehow equals "best one yet"?

My response to that... sitting here like Nick Mikey while Donnie tries to explain quadratic equations to him.

Celebrities present does not inherently make things better. And in this case where they should NOT be the focus... it would only make it worse.


The first film was about product placement. The second seems to be celebrity placement.

Will they ever grasp the fact that the Turtles - and through them THEIR actors - are the stars? I'm guessing either by the 5th sequel or never, which ever comes first. If Bay & Co. ever want to show they are really worth anything as film makers, not just businessmen, they'll figure that the hell out. But that would require them to actually care about film making as an art, not just as a money making scheme.

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That is the only correct and true answer to such a question.

Darn...beaten to it.

Also....Powder (and others are) most likely right....

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Just because big names are in a movie, doesn't mean they will be good. In the first BayTurtles movie, Will Arnett could have been amazing in it, but there was nothing for him to work with.

Maybe. Could also be the worst one. Won't really know until it's out.

Where is Cubed to utter his infamous line when we need him?

We need to develop something like the Bat-signal for situations like this, when he's sorely needed in a thread. Perhaps the Bat-nipple would be appropriate?

http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-conte...BatNipples.jpg

I think I've got one.
*Ahem.*

"AY YO, CUBED, WE HAVE SOME PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THOSE TURTLE NOSES/LIPS ARE THE BEST THING ABOUT THE MOVIE."

He'll be here any moment now.

I'll get him here even quicker. "HEY CUBED! LOOK! LESBIANS! KISSING!"

5... 4... 3... 2...

I can get him even quicker " Hey Cubed there's a thread that looks like it needs to be locked ! "

"Hey, Cubed, they're making changes to the source material!"

"Hey, Cubed, someone thinks the Nick series won't go to 7 seasons!"

"Hey Cubed, Nickelodeon is never gonna release full season sets of 4Kids TMNT!"

"Hey Cubed, more characters are being made asian!"

'Star-studded''s a little over the top, Megan's the only one who might qualify for that title, and she will probably provide a fair portion of the box office by virtue of Hotness.
How much box office Bad/Pretty Boy Arnett will contribute remains to be seen.
Sequels almost always suck, I'm hoping for something that's a least a fun super hero ride, since I WILL be buying the DVD (see 'Megan' and 'Hotness', above).

^^^ Megan's 'hotness' is kind of subjective. There are other actresses that look far better then her. And if it's the only thing that 'saves' a movie, then that's a sad commentary on that movie.

I mean, I guess how hot you find an actor/actress can play a part in wanting to see a movie... but I don't see how that alone enough to watch and own it.

(I mean, people can own movies for whatever reason they want, not judging that, to each their own. I've got a shelf of terrible comic movies bought used, and mostly to laugh at. But I've never bought a movie and out it on my DVD shelf just because I found an actress attractive.)

:lol: This whole thread is too much. This is why I love you guys.

These are the most pressing questions I guess. Will Megan's butt be all up in the camera in the trailers? Will they have the good sense to show Amell shirtless in every reedited preview because sex sells and works both ways? (Mind you, not that they comprehend it working both ways.)

Will the Turtles stop in to say hey for a moment?

Will Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 win an Oscar or all of the Oscars? I think it will win all of the Oscars because Megan Fox's butt is in the movie and also because of additional reasons

Well, if they show a passing jock shot of Arnell, they might win Film of the Century. 8)

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Third film (were that to happen) would prob mutate Megan into something similar to those characters from South Park with a butt where their head should be.

Would work sutablely well for Bay & Co.'s objectives, and it would probably emote better; it's a win-win.

Indeed. :tcool:

We are so lucky to finally have all the butts and explosive action that a ninja turtles movie needs. Let's all be grateful that these movies are being made by true fans like us. I can't wait to see more of Michael Anthony, who's my favourite turtle because he's the leader

Dude, butts are great. Stop complaining.

Too much habanero hot sauce on the pizza, I see.


"The Foot are doing stupid stuff again, where are the Turtles at?"
"Well, you see... after last night's unfortunate dinner experiment...they're still at home sipping Gatorade and replenishing their electrolytes."

Final movie title confirmed! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Hot Butt Explosion