Pez: The Movie
 

They're making a movie out of the Pez Despensers... how the heck is that even gonna work? Will there be a candy war or something? At least it's animated.... :teek:

https://variety.com/2015/film/news/p...ie-1201555306/

And I thought an animated movie about emojis was a paper thin concept.

I keep telling myself "They'll never be able to surprise me again."

And then I step in an all-new pile of thoughtless uninspired Hollywood excrement.

Unbelievable.

You can pretty much blame the Lego movie for all of this.

That Amazon seller must have been telling the truth!

What's next, the Aspirin movie?

I can't wait for the Homies movie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...g?t=1438565686

Exactly my thought; they want in on what the Lego Movie had.


But at least Lego had already stepped into games, animation, etc. Pez... I like Pez, but this is odd.

"Tampax: The Movie."

/thread

It'll be a war between the kingdoms of Advil, Tylenol, and Beyer. :-P

Free samples in promo packaging to help viewers get through it.

Coming soon: Grrreat Expectations: the Story of Tony the Tiger.....

Trix Are For Kids - A Troubled Rabbit's Tale


However, It would appear that the Good Captain could care less should a movie be made about him - he's distracted at the current moment.

Also in theaters this Halloween- Leprechaun 13- Lucky's Revenge.... JK.

Or, maybe- Charlie- A Tuna Tail....

What I wanna see is a special that goes into what FrankenBerry, Count Chocula, and BooBerry do on the remaining eleven months after Halloween.
Because that's important. (Okay, not really.)

Screw it, let's just announce a live action remake of Foodfight while we're at it?

This is f*cked up beyond words. Yeah, they did this with The Lego Movie, but at least that had a plot and something they could work with. But this movie doesn't look good.

Coming soon: SweeTarts: The Movie.

Hm, I don't know why "all-girl music group" story popped into mind. Maybe they'll go up against the Pixie Sticks. :-P

The Lego Movie was the exception, not the norm.

Coming summer 2016: The Firestone Tires Movie!

The Firestone Tire Factory is a happy rubberized wonderland populated by a wacky gang of loveable tires and their friends, the friendly manufacturing robots that help them on their way. For decades, they've worked together to train generations of tires to win the Quality Control Games! Only the best can win the games and leave the factory to bring happiness to the outside world. Tready the Tire has never been able to handle the pressure, but with the help of his friends, he's determined to win the Games... but only if they can get past the meddling Government Safety Officer, who's dead set on shutting the factory down! Explosive fun!

Even the Lego Movie was a one-time hit. There are like 5 sequels planned and none of them seem incredibly appealing.

http://i.imgur.com/oEhVvjZ.gif?noredirect

I can't believe I wrote all that crap without instantly becoming a millionaire Hollywood producer. :(

LOL, now I want to see Nerds: The Movie!! At least it could be fun!



OMG, ROFL!! We should come up with a screenplay for the next animated blockbuster movie! It'll be about the secret life of food inside a refrigerator.....

rofl! You better save this page just in case a Hollywood producer comes across it and gets ideas. :lol:How about a remake of Attack of the Nerds with Nerds? lol. The Blowpops could be the bullies.Seriously! :lol:

Actually, that was REVENGE of the Nerds. But good call. However, instead of Blowpops, it should probably be M&Ms.

Sour Patch Kids: The Movie

Come on, this is going to happen. Hollywood is out of original ideas and Sour Patch Kids already stepped into animation with their commercials! It will be all about the chaos the little bastards create and almost cause the near destruction of the world - then later humanity all dies because they forgive the 'Kids' too easily simply because they suddenly pulled the "sweet" thing on the foolish humans. Moral of the story will be that humans never learn.

That's right! Revenge. My bad. Hey for the inevitable sequel, the Nerds will have to deal with Skittles. :lol:

Hm, how about Animal House with animal crackers? lol

I bet the brainstorming session behind the Pez film was a lot like a Family Guy cut-away gag.

There is already going to be a movie about Peeps*, so it shouldn't be a surprise.

*=the candied marshmallow

What's next? Smints?

If it worked for The Lego Movie though, this could turn out okay. Imagine the characters they could use.

I'd completely forgotten about that.