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EZweasel 10-05-2003 09:38 PM

worst movie of all time
 
i finally seen it and its the new hulk movie. ive never been so dissapointed in a movie as this one. everything about it was trash..

Leo656 10-05-2003 10:03 PM

I disagree a lot with that.

But without going into it, I'll just say that nothing is, was, or ever will be worse than "3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain" or whatever the hell it was called. The one with Hulk Hogan getting smacked around repeatedly by Jim Varney and Loni Anderson. Worst Movie Ever. Nobody who's seen it would disagree.

U2WaTCHer 10-05-2003 10:07 PM

what ever happened to the 3 ninja guys?

EZweasel 10-05-2003 10:53 PM

ive seen alot of 3 ninja movies and they all beat this

damnhooligan 10-05-2003 11:28 PM

As a seasoned MST3K fan, I've seen the worse mankind has to offer. 3 Ninjas definitely falls within that bracket.

Karpo_007 10-05-2003 11:30 PM

Wors't movie I've seen is probably Highlaner 2.

Barkworm 10-05-2003 11:56 PM

Batman & Robin is also a good example of a horribly bad movie.

EZweasel 10-06-2003 12:18 AM

still all of the above mentiond imo is way beter than "the hulk"... batman and robin is an awsum movie compared to this.

The Lone Turtle 10-06-2003 01:18 AM

The legend of Bogey creek. Worst. Movie. Ever. I mean the lead guy takes his shirt off every second he is on screen :-? Eg, there is a dead bull on the road. He gets out of the car, takes his shirt off, looks at the bull, and gets back into the car :lol:

damnhooligan 10-06-2003 03:07 AM

Worse yet, The Legend of Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues.

MST3K ripped that sequel a much deserved new one.

JameO 10-06-2003 05:22 AM

What is wrong with the Hulk movie? Explain why you think it was crap becuase a lot of people I know would say otherwise. I think the worst movie would have to be.......well not worst but a bad one is Daredevil. The movie aspect is good but the casting made the movie horrible. King Pin is not black. He's a huge white man. In the movie he isn't even that big. And Ben Afflect doesn't suit for dare devil. Bullseye was ok. And finally the white girl Daredevil meets and starts to love....I dont remember her name but she is supposed to be chinese or japanese. (Not sure the difference) So I would say a newer movie that was bad would have to be daredevil.

That Matt Guy 10-06-2003 05:26 AM

For the 50th time: http://www.badmovies.org

Most MST3Ked movies are nothing more than farts in the wind compared to some of the crap on that site.

Reznorite420 10-06-2003 09:35 AM

Oh boy...where do I START?

Escape From L.A.
Robocop 3
TMNT 3
Street Fighter
MK: Annihilation
Super Mario Bros.
Double Dragon
Star Trek 5
Star Trek: Insurrection
Jingle All the Way
Scary Movie 2
Alien Resurrection
Kung Pow

Note that I've never seen a lot of these :D

cqb101 10-06-2003 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~~Raphael~~
What is wrong with the Hulk movie? Explain why you think it was crap becuase a lot of people I know would say otherwise. I think the worst movie would have to be.......well not worst but a bad one is Daredevil. The movie aspect is good but the casting made the movie horrible. King Pin is not black. He's a huge white man. In the movie he isn't even that big. And Ben Afflect doesn't suit for dare devil. Bullseye was ok. And finally the white girl Daredevil meets and starts to love....I dont remember her name but she is supposed to be chinese or japanese. (Not sure the difference) So I would say a newer movie that was bad would have to be daredevil.

Elektra, and she's not suppose to be Asain, she's suppose to be Greek just like she was in the movie. The reason they casted Michael Clarke Duncan as the kinpin is because there was no white guy that would have been any better. He did a great job as Kinpin IMO. But the best part of the cast was Colin Farrel as Bullseye. Nobody else could have pulled it off.

As for worst movie ever, I'd have to say Rollerball. It was a cool concept, just pulled off totally wrong. A close second would be The Matrix Reloaded. A total waste of time.

JameO 10-06-2003 09:59 AM

I thought she was supposed to be Asian? Boy am I wrong. But still the casting was bad. They could have used any big white guy. I am sure they could have found someone with acting talent. It aint hard to act like a big and evil guy especially when they give you the lines.

kyabetsu 10-06-2003 10:53 AM

i'm proud to say that... though i OWN this movie, i've not YET been sufficiently messed up to watch it all the way to the end.

NYMPHOID BARBARIAN IN DINOSAUR HELL!!! (with Spanish Subtitles)

4 attempts and still, it hurts too bad. i HAVE to turn it off...

impetus 10-06-2003 10:57 AM

If you watch 2 fast 2 furious you can feel your brain shrink.

seriously, I'd say Coccoon. Again.

EZweasel 10-06-2003 10:58 AM

Escape From L.A.
was an awsum movie

Matrix reloaded
was an awsum movie (it had a great unique storyline btw)

The Hulk was Garbage because: trashy storyline, i could have written a beter one, The hulk looked too big. And he grew as he got angry!@!, trying to make the screen look like a comic was garbage, very boring, hulk talked at the end, Hulk was like 20 feet tall, they should have just got a body builder or something, You know i was willing to look past the way hulk looked but after i seen this movie there where way worst things, and oh yea i liked daredevil. i thought it was pretty awsum. Nothing has let me down this year as bad as this movie, im sorry.

kyabetsu 10-06-2003 11:02 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

you guys want one that's so hideously terrible, it's the BEST THING EVER?


FLESH GORDON

it's a spoof on that old super hero, Flash Gordon... but it's twisted soft-core prOn. Flesh and dr. Jerkkov take Dale with them to the planet of the evil space Emperor Wang and battle one-eyed monsters to recover the POWER PASTIES... and proceed to shoot everyone in sight with nipple blasts.

ahhhhh....
~CINEMA!

Reznorite420 10-06-2003 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZweasel
Escape From L.A.
was an awsum movie

Since you say that, I can safely say you wouldn't know a good movie if it bit you in the bum.

Escape From L.A., simply put, was a horrible re-hash of its prequel with no logic and lousy action.

The ending was all too predictable, the dialogue was horrible (not to mention most of the acting), and what's with Snake SHOOTING HOOPS to save his life? Sounds kinda whimpy IMO. At least in Escape From New York he was pitted one-on-one in a FIGHT to the death against a really intimidating-looking goliath of a man armed with a spiked club. Don't forget the meekness of the villian in the sequel; at least the Duke of New York could almost make **** your pants with his mere presence, but Cuervo Jones was just some Che wannabe that was about as scary as Barney on speed.

EZweasel 10-06-2003 12:07 PM

escape from LA had one of the most awsum endings ive ever seen. i had never watched the first one, and i do know a good movie when i see one, ive seen some trash films in my life and i get pretty picky sometimes.

Leo656 10-06-2003 03:17 PM

I'unno, I thought Escape From L.A. was alright, I mean neither that one nor N.Y. was supposed to be anything more than what they were... entertaining nonsense.

Blaze DTGG 10-06-2003 03:49 PM

I have sen some Bad movies...

Mission impossible 2 is one of them

that was CRAPTACULAR

but I have seen movies so bad they made my roommate want to vomit

the Live action Dragonball movie

and one that I haven't watched yet
Plan 10
its some weird mormon movie .. I have no idea.. its supposed to explain where the mormons came from .. I am pretty sure this was NOT made by mormons


Blaze DTGG

Cascadia 10-06-2003 05:03 PM

the one movie that I do not like is Dumb and Dumber.....do not ask me why.

Voltron 10-06-2003 05:09 PM

Zarkorr the Invader is pretty bad.

Nturtle 10-06-2003 05:14 PM

Ooh.... terrible movies, I've seen quite a few, but my absolute favorate was "The Black Hole"

Cheasist, worst, most hillarious Star Wars spin off ever!!!!!! :lol:

That Matt Guy 10-06-2003 06:07 PM

Billy the Kid vs Dracula, Bolo, Laserblast, Mac and Me... I could go on forever.

Shellfox 10-06-2003 07:04 PM

Escape from LA is still one of the best movies I've ever seen, true it won't make you smarter, but its damn entertaining

You want a bad movie sit through STEEL or any other movie staring Shaq

EZweasel 10-06-2003 07:16 PM

my vote still goes for hulk. and it is wierd how some of the movies i think are awsum other people hate and movies i hate other people like.

Peanut 10-06-2003 07:42 PM

I thought Hulk was good. He's SUPPOSED to be huge! He's not supposed to be the size of a body builder!

EZweasel 10-06-2003 07:48 PM

a green body builder would have been awsum. the old series was much beter, but even that wouldnt have fixed "the hulk" movie. it belongs in the dump. i hope it never gets released to DVD.

Peanut 10-06-2003 07:54 PM

I don't think it would have worked with a body builder.

Dinogrrl 10-06-2003 07:54 PM

Heh
 
I've seen a lot of classically 'bad' movies that are actually quite hilarious and enjoyable because they are so atrocious. Barbarella (you must see this if just for the interior decor of the spaceship) and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes are just two. Or for a foreign theme, try the Japanese B movie Weather Woman.

But for a really bad movie, truly boring, nothing the least so-bad-its-funny about it, I nominate the remake of Godzilla that popped out some years ago (late 90's). Some of the most unmoving, bland as shite acting I've ever wasted money in a theatre seeing in my life.

I also nominate The Core, based on plot descriptions and the moanings of my fellow geology students, as I flatly refuse to see such a scientifically crap movie myself.

Reznorite420 10-06-2003 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZweasel
escape from LA had one of the most awsum endings ive ever seen. i had never watched the first one, and i do know a good movie when i see one, ive seen some trash films in my life and i get pretty picky sometimes.

Notice how he doesn't seem to back up his case very well...

Leo: IMO, Escape From New York had a little more depth and dramatic elements to it...but then again, ever since I started taking Enriched English in high school, I've been more keen to picking those things out from movies.

EZweasel 10-06-2003 08:53 PM

i didnt say escape from new york was bad, ive been wanting to see it. i had no case to back up. i just know what i like and im guessing you know what you like.

U2WaTCHer 10-06-2003 09:56 PM

black knight lol I never seen it but come on its got to be bad. martins in it and hes washed up lol but since bad boys 2s out we are all supposed think hes hard again when hes not! lol

Leo656 10-06-2003 10:24 PM

Godzilla: Ugh. I woulda expected more from Matthew Broderick.

Rez: Yeah I can see why people would haver certain opinions about either "Escape" flick. I like both of 'em, but I wouldn't say either was great. And I did like the ending to L.A., I guess cuz it was a little different than normal.

Machias Banshee 10-06-2003 10:29 PM

Godzilla...yeesh...only reason I watched it was because I liked the old ones...




hmm...I'll have to say..."man in the iron mask"...

DiCaprio?! Blech! :dead:

The only reason I watched it was because my relative wrote the original story...

GK Punk 10-06-2003 11:21 PM

Re: Heh
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinogrrl
I've seen a lot of classically 'bad' movies that are actually quite hilarious and enjoyable because they are so atrocious. Barbarella (you must see this if just for the interior decor of the spaceship) and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes are just two. Or for a foreign theme, try the Japanese B movie Weather Woman.

But for a really bad movie, truly boring, nothing the least so-bad-its-funny about it, I nominate the remake of Godzilla that popped out some years ago (late 90's). Some of the most unmoving, bland as sh** acting I've ever wasted money in a theatre seeing in my life.

I also nominate The Core, based on plot descriptions and the moanings of my fellow geology students, as I flatly refuse to see such a scientifically crap movie myself.

WEATHER WOMAN!!!!!11!!!!!!

Man that had me laughing on t eh ground.

The Stryker 10-06-2003 11:36 PM

I liked the Hulk

Bad Movies:

The crow and all the "Sequels"
Baseketball
Godzilla(1998)
Hercules in New york
Pokemon 1 and 2 (3 and 4 are OK)
Underworld
Ernest Needs a kidney

And this movie hasn't been released yet but i know im gonna hate it

Family Guy: The movie


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