Raphael in the shower (commercial)
 

I can't. :tlol: :lol:

That's not f*cking real

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Jesus CHRIST, that's TERRIFYING.

What the....???

*laughs for years*

According to that youtube, that video was posted on Vimeo 8 years ago, and I'm surprise nobody noticed. lol
https://vimeo.com/1025922

8 years go? As in 2008? Does that mean Platinum Dunes stole their Hulk Turtle design from this? :trazz:

That would be hysterical. :lol:

If that's the case it's just further proof that the idiots at Platinum Dunes don't have a creative thought in their heads.

While it would be funny if this really is six years older than the Platinum Dunes movie, it's probably some kind of error. I've actually seen fan art that was allegedly posted years before what it was based on.

"See? We totally borrow from the source material!"

Now i'm horny

Sooo I'm going to assume I'm not the only one to sit there frozen and speechless. What the hell.

Both funny and terribly scarring for life. And now quite confusing if that's an 8-year-old video. o.O How old is the oldest concept art that was reminiscent of that Raph and was that concept artist inspired by this...




Also, Raph, those pickles aren't saying much.

(Next time... just stick with a joke body spray/wash commercial or something instead. lol Mikey would be a natural for Axe Body Spray I'm sure... lol)

Some of the deviantart furries are probably fapping right now.

I bet you're fapping right now.

*click*
*fapping*

I thought I was joking, but... apparently the video on Vimeo was posted 8 years ago. W...what's going on?

Apparently someone at PD must really like pickles....

A humanoid turtle taking a shower? Hoo boy.

Don't let the female shippers see this. *nyuk nyuk*

What about the male shippers? can they see it?

...there is no f*cking way.

Oh my god...oh my god I hope this is true...

I think this is the Drome's version of "jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

I don't know what to believe anymore... so many lies. So many conspiracies. So many people abusing our trust, faith, and money.

Goodbye, cruel world that hates the TMNT.

This could so easily be fake. But... I mean, look at it. If it is 8 years old, that entire design, even the colour and placement of the wraps...

I'm just saying, we've seen evidence of some much better designs that were rejected early on. And I so want to believe that one of the designers got fed up with Bay's "bigger, musclier, to the extreme" sensibilities that they dug up... this... hideous thing just to see how nuts he'd go for it.

Probably not. But...

http://s31.postimg.org/5trqkyoob/iwanttobelieve.jpg

BAYTURTLES WAS AN INSIDE JOB

The maker of it needs to come forward and confirm if it's a glitched/faked date or a design ripoff. lol

I dunno, given that there are at least a couple concept art examples that look like what we got but still in development, pre-steroids, I'm leaning toward that date not being too trustworthy. But who knows.


So... anyone know what the voice over says at the end?

Doing so to the thought of them doing so still counts, you know. :tlol:

Hey, don't judge us

I'm genuinely concerned for Shark Blade if he thought this was actually real.

I saw this the other day and should have posted it. I really don't think it's a read commercial.

What is this *nyuk nyuk*? some kind of shipper code?

Three Stooges laugh.

GREEN PICKLES CANT MELT BAYTURTLES



Let's get to the bottom of this though. Seems like it can be fun.

We deserve the truth.

Has Michael Bay forced a new generation of viewers to endure terrible movies featuring porn-styled Turtle designs?

Stay tuned for all the latest updates as our zealous investigative fans delve deeper into this horrifying conspiracy!

#prisonplanet #infowars #thetruthshallsetyoufree

Hmmm... y'know, actually, Alex Jones is in my area... I wonder if I should try trolling him with this stuff.

Who wants the green thang?

Uh, you?


To think there was once a time of innocence when it was only Raph's red undies up for discussion.

Raph will soon be the Kim Kardashian of Turtles.




Edit: Cleanse the mind with cake...

Have we solved the case yet?

I do, I do!! :D

Now I feel sick