Dora the Explorer movie produced by Michael Bay
 

Yep. I have no comment.

http://http://comicbook.com/movies/2...e-michael-bay/

Hold up

I'm gonna go make a Shimmer and Shine movie.

Haha this is a prank thread right?
*links to real article*
Haha this is a joke article right?
*other websites are reporting this as well*



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Guys... this movie has a small chance of being metal as f*ck.

Be glad I'm not the leader of a nuclear-armed country.

Because when I read this, I realize all hope is lost for humanity and I end it all with fire and fury.

I have so many confused feelings going in and out of my being.

This has to be a joke

They should probably call it Dora The Exploder, cause you known, Michael Bay explosions.

So Bay couldn't get his hands on Tomb Raider franchise and decided to get the next best thing? :tlol:

Can't wait for the "Go Diego,Go!" spin-off film thus kickstarting the Nick Jr. Cinematic Universe. /s

There's a similar kind of feeling to what it might feel like if an alien landed on Earth and tried to speak to you in its weird form of alien language...

Either we just time skipped almost 6 months and it's April's Fools day, or... well, it's a sign of the apocalypse.

Megan Fox or some Big titted Bimbo Victoria Secret Model with the acting ability of Cardboard for Dora

https://i.imgur.com/wIBwWr6.gif

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Seriously...
WHY???

Via FB a friend made me more scared. "I think we are in the shock of our lives when we see Boots."

This gon be good I can tell.

Que? Dios mío!?

Here I thought this walking about that fake trailer they did years ago.

She'll teach us to count the explosions in Spanish. I wonder if the movie will be about Dora blowing up Trump's wall?

This one?

This one

"I haven't seen you since...I was this many..."

Okay, that was the best part for me :lol:

"Relax guys, it's just his production company. Michael Bay won't have anything to do with the movie."

Now where have I heard that before...?

Looks like Bay saw this and felt inspired. I try not to hate on things that won't affect me or aren't geared towards me but... who is this movie for? what demographic or age group?

A lot of people seem to forget that the Dora we all know ended back in 2014.

A CGI sequel series staring an older Dora called "Dora and Friends" is whats airing now and is possibly what this new movie will be based on. So there's a good chance characters like Boots and Swiper won't even be in the movie since they've only showed up one or twice in the new show.

Movie is getting a 2019 release date

http://moviehole.net/2018133188dora-...9-release-date

OMG! ROFLMAO!! Okay, I can't take any of this seriously, but now I think I have to go see it just on principle. This looks like it will be (unintentionally) funny as HECK! I mean, the producers of True Lies? That explains EVERYTHING. Also, yup- Michael Bay's fingerprints are ALL over this thing!

It seems that Bay just makes movies for his own entertainment nowadays.

So, regardless of age or demographic, the Dora movie will be for anyone that likes his taste in directing movies.

Sorry, that's about the best theory that I could come up with.

^ I like this. :)

Recent casting for the film has included Eugenio Derbez.

https://variety.com/2018/film/news/e...ie-1202835016/

Plus, Micke Moreno will be playing Diego and Adriana Barraza will portray Dora's grandmother, Abuela Valerie.

http://comicbook.com/movies/2018/07/...-micke-moreno/

Here is a first look at Isabela Moner in costume. I'm glad that her look is mostly true to the original.

https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/m...pg&w=1100&q=85

https://ew.com/movies/2018/08/10/dor...isabela-moner/

Needs to be more dark'n'gritty.

That's sickeningly cute and that actress was really good in Sicario 2.

And just like that this movie suddenly now has my attention. :lol:

Wow, she is cute.

We need to CGI that and make her head ten times bigger than her body like Charlie Brown. Its not Dora with out a big head.

She's cute which is not what I expected to be describing the live action movie of Dora to be, she could be a little more brown and anyone have pics of her speaking Spanish? I saw she's from Peru and Peruvians have one of the most horrible Spanish accents in Latin America, if she's going to speak any Spanish they should've chosen someone with a more neutral tone from either Mexico or even Chile.

Why is Dora not a child? I mean the tv show is geared towards children but now it got adults attention more lol.

"The Very Adult Adventures of Dora the Explorer".:lol:

I wonder if the movie will do the 4th wall breaking that the animated series does? Where Dora is talking to the audience whose watching.

There is a YouTube series called Dora the Grown up. Its pretty funny.

?????HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK!???!

Every Peruvian now wants to skin you alive.