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Moon Landing: Faked or Legit?
So I just found out somebody in my life, who seemed to be a normal joe in every other way, is firmly convinced the moon landing was 100% fake.
So... what do you guys think? |
We all know Kubrick staged the moon landing, but due to his perfectionism he filmed on location.
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This is what happens when we allow space exploration to stagnate. Conspiracies take over!
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can't you, like, see the american flag planted there with a telescope?
how does that get explained? |
It was staged... ON VENUS!!!
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They're very good artists, you know. Edit: *Realizes she said sun, not Earth...* but I guess that too. |
I think conspiracy theories are the new "gay" in how people react to you.
Used to, in less enlightened times, it was shocking for you to come home and say "Dad, I'm gay." Now, it's "Dad, I believe the moon landing was faked." Or "Dad, the Earth is flat." You just kinda stare at the person with your jaw agape... is this a prank? Are you for real? Do you realize how big a disappointment this is for your mother and me? |
I think this topic borders on what you believe in, more than what someone else says. A lot of people on our planet would say "Yes, we did", while the other folks would happily say, "Oh no - we did not land on the Moon. It's all fake."
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Jesus, guy, if you're this bored there's other things to do. Like whip donuts at the homeless.
C'mon. |
Current Events, fellas :lol:
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I demand to know who the one chucklef*ck is who voted, so I can immediately dismiss anything and everything that they ever say, forever.
SHOW YOURSELF! I got no time to be playin' detective. |
Not I.
But I hold you personally accountable for making me want donuts. The glazed chocolate cake sort to be exact. |
Of course we did. Or more precisely NASA did. Most telling part is that at no point during the 60s and 70s did the Russians ever argue or counter that America had not got there, and if they were confident in that fact... don’t understand how anyone else could not be either.
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Oh, lordy. I've never had relations with a pastry but those would be at the top of the list. |
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NJ doesn't have Krispy Kreme to my knowledge. SO HUH.
Although I may or may not have had a gangbang with Mrs. Entenmann and her daughters. Man, that was some crazy Yom Kippur! |
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When I first read the title I assumed a former user was back or Andrew was being Andrew again.
Having a slow day at work, Cylons? |
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It really caught me off-guard yesterday. Of all the people I spend time with, coming from this individual was NOT something I would have predicted. |
I once knew a guy - honors student - who was of the opinion that, "I'm sure we've been there by NOW, but back then it was all just propaganda to put us ahead of the Russians."
Some people are just obtuse, even if they're selectively brilliant in other areas. |
Nah, man, it was all staged on a lot in Arizona!
(Not really. Why ANYONE would think the government, and particularly NASA could or WOULD go to the trouble of FAKING it rather than using their money and technology to, y'know, actually GO there, is beyond me....) |
It's 2019, and I still run into "wrestling haters" who insist the blood is ketchup, or that the top rope acrobatics are done with "invisible wires".
Because "We're stupid enough to cut ourselves with tiny slivers of razor blades, and a lot of us took gymnastics" doesn't make enough sense, I guess. If there's only ONE thing I know - and I know several - but if there's ONE thing I know, it's that People Are Generally F*ckin' Stupid. |
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We went to the moon. nuff said
On the topic of donuts what do you prefer: Dunkin Donuts Honey Dew Some other place? I actually like the ones you get from Cumby's Spoiler:
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Honey Dew and Cumby's (are those mini donuts?) are not familiar names... But Dunkin' would be the one.
My glazed chocolate cake donuts must come from either Dunkin' Donuts or Acme (grocery store) whose are quite similar, but they don't always make them. A whole box of chocolate Dunkin' Munchkins though are hard to beat. |
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edit: The best though was when a friend in CA asked while chatting "What are cheese curls?" when I mentioned what I was snacking on. I was kinda floored, not realizing until then that the alternate name for cheese puffs (via the Herr's brand) was not in fact widely known. LOL |
I believe we did land there but no two ways about it, it is a little bit eyebrow raising when stories pop out about "We have to reinvent all of the technology to get there, we don't have it anymore" and similar fare.
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If you actually look into it you realize so much of the official story is fishy af.
We did go to the moon, but they faked the footage for the public because the truth of the matter is a matter of "national security" and can't be revealed. That's also why we stopped going there. Funny story, the moon is actually an artificial construct that was put in place within the timespan of human history :lol: |
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Paul Shillito of Curious Droid covered som of this. Not only did the technology move on but many of the skills such as precision hand welding have disappeared.
https://youtu.be/ovD0aLdRUs0 |
The moon landing was a hollywood production. All the landing footage is fake.
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Any new opinions?
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How the hell did this weird idea start in the first place? The most logical explanation I can think of is that people simply assumed it couldn't be done because it hadn't been done before. Other than that, I guess there might be the political angle of it, that some people assumed the "Superior" Soviets would get there first but then they never did, leading them to cope hard when it was the Americans who did it. I know Marxists tend to have a weird idea that their ideas are guaranteed to lead to the the most technologically advanced society possible even though in practice they tend to struggle with technological advancement, if you want to see the extreme version of this type of thinking you might want to look up Posadism, it's quite hilarious. But considering how long ago this was, I don't think the political angle can still be it, I think people might just want to gaslight others. |
My favorite conspiracy theory is that most conspiracy theorists are actually performance artists that are trying to sell something like DVDs or overpriced vitamins that you urinate out of your system.
Also, I think that a lot of it comes down to poor critical thinking skills and scientific literacy. For example: “Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams!” It doesn’t have to. It just has to heat the steel up until it softens until the weight of the structure above it causes it to collapse. “We couldn’t land on the moon because of the Van Allen Radiation Belt!” NASA plotted the path to the moon to avoid the worst of it and equipped the astronauts with radiation monitoring equipment. There is also a difference between ionized radiation and electromagnetic radiation which we normally think of. And of course you get the nutcases that think that squirrels are planning to take over the world. Get it? Nuts? Squirrels? Whatever. The rub is that sometimes conspiracy theories turn out to be true. Humans are flawed creatures that create flawed organizations like governments, corporations and universities that will make unethical decisions to serve their own interests. MK Ultra, heart attack pistols, CIA and the Dali Lama, poisoning alcoholic drinks during prohibition, and the Church Committee. If my local ATF examiner is reading this, please don’t deny any of my form 1 or form 4 applications. Everything is for lawful purposes. |
Why was this thread bumped? oh, 'tism. ok
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