Sydney Sweeny thread
 

Might as well seeing as Paris for two.

So um.. what exactly is the deal with her? Why is her name popping up all of a sudden and why is the left so dead-set against people finding her attractive? They even resort to finding pics of her without makeup to prove some point, when she still looks good.

I know nothing of who she is as a person, her politics or her acting ability but I see people bashing her on just her looks, and nothing else. But I mean if we are going strictly by looks, she has a nice rack and is totes bangable, so I don't see the issue.

IDK, I mean I don't remember coming after Cindy Crawford of Salma Hayek and going all 'she's not that hot' back in the day. Social media giving literally everyone a voice was a mistake. Or people choosing to listen to literally every voice was a mistake.

Her boobs looked awesome in that ad!

I actually don't find her that attractive. Her body is great but her face looks a little bit... "munk"-y? And I don't think she'll age particularly well.

But yes, the left's war on Beauty or anything that could warrant The Male Gaze™ is perpetually asinine.

Didn't she originally get famous for a nude/sex scene in a netflix show? I mean it's not unlike how people were obsessed with Kim Kardashian back in the early 2000's, or Angelia Jolie before that. Or even Megan Fox.

There's always some talent-less hack that gets famous due to her boobs or looks.

Meanwhile the actual talented female actress like Emily Blunt should be on top of everyones modern list.

I saw Christy and The Housemaid in theatres, and I thought Sweeny had a surprising dramatic range for two very different parts.

And there are some examples. I do believe Kim K got some heat because she was just getting way too popular and we can't have that, but I don't remember people saying 'she's not thaaat hot' to Fox or Jolie back during their heyday. Maybe nowadays, or maybe people retroactively say 'I never thought Megan Fox was all that hot' but they sure as **** weren't saying that back then.

Lots of boobs and probably butt shots with her in Euphoria. I think the only one who doesn't get naked in Euphoria at all is Zendaya.

This thread makes me wish Plastroncafe still posted here lol

Not that anyone other than Holland would want her to.

-shrugs-
She has a pretty cute "dufus face".

I can just imagine her saying, "I'm not in the mood tonight" like, every night.

Agreed. Really good set of cans, but her face is just average. Talk about some titties you could get lost in for hours though.

My wife says that, and I always say “ who said anything about mood… can’t you spare two minutes out of your day to please Me. LOL

Yeah what’s the target demographic for a Zendaya movie? Teenage girls? She’s not ugly at all, she just looks like she’s 15 still. I thought it was really weird when she was in that horny gay threesome tennis movie.

Anyway, talk about ugly… that freak who interviewed Sydney Sweeney for GQ is one of the nastiest women I’ve ever seen in my life. She haunts my nightmares:

https://b3666184.assetcdn.net/366618...strip=1&webp=1

I have a co-worker who is exactly like that woman. Talks like her, looks like her, uses the same inflections and wrinkling brow stuff, tone, sing-songiness masking jabs.

Resign immediately.

I think we're showing our age, Zendaya looks between 25-30 which she basically is. I think we're all just so old now that anyone 30 or under looks like a kid.

I think it's wild how a lot of those women who criticise Sydney for that ad she made are also the very same women who defend that woman who killed her own children recently.

"Sydney Sweeney is setting feminism and women's sports back!". I thought women posing naked or borderline so was defended by those same women as some sort of female empowerment? Lots of those same women also defend those young women who set up Only Fans accounts. So what's their issue with Sydney? Apparently because she's a Republican... or so it's alleged online. I don't like Trump and think the US Republican Party is kinda wack, but I'm not gonna hate Sydney for that.

And yes, she has great tits. I haven't seen any of her movies or TV shows, but I can appreciate a hot naked woman, can't I?

She just turned 30...

Yeah, but I bet you if Jason Mamoa or whoever stepped up to her, she's become a fountain.


Zendaya and Tom got that weird whatever-it-is where they just look like kids for a long-ass time.

They remind me a bit of the Olsen Twins. Not to that extent of course, but for the longest time the Olsen looked more like... weird... sickly... wrinkly kids rather than actual adults. Like I don't know what the hell was going on with those two.

I'm sure by now he would be showing his age, but back then Leo DiCaprio purposely gained weight and grew out his facial hair so he'd stop looking like a kid. I'm sure at his current age it's probably too late to lose the weight if he ever wanted to.

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That first pic of Syndey's face that sdp posted really does make her look like an average girl. She really is just the boobs. But I think that's also what people like about her, her face isn't really the supermodel type but has that "girl next door" look so it attracts people too her.

Most men are intimidated by very attractive/supermodel women because they know they would have no chance with them, but Sydney just looks like an average girl who you'd see standing on line at Starbucks on her way to work. If she had regular size boobs she'd be just average.

I mean, compare Sydney Sweeny to someone like prime time Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Connelly in like 2000. It's not even the same ballpark.

Kat Dennings is a million times hotter by the way

Selena Gomez also looked like a kid for a long time.

She has a great pair too.

I think she's up there but she's not for everyone. Gorgeous face, I'm definitely a big fan of the piercing blue eyes with black hair combo (see also Alexandra Daddario), but super thick everywhere. Like, she's actually pretty straight up fat.

Prime Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek (still looks phenomenal), ScarJo, Christina Hendricks and Elizabeth Taylor (still looks great) are the best.

Love me Gal Gadot and Ana de Armas too.

You are maaaaad sus for that one!

I was about to name these two. Oh my god.

We've talked about this before. Salma has aged marvelously. And her boobs get bigger every 5 years or so :lol: Monica still looks great, too. Her prime was when she was in her mid-late 30s and early 40s, IMO. I dunno why Vincent Cassel divorced her. Imagine going down in history as the man who made the decision to divorce Monica Bellucci.

Looks only get you so far. For all we know she might be a total bitch behind closed doors. Or she might be the 'not in the mood' ever night types. If you were married to such a hottie and she wouldn't let you touch her, you'd move on too. Why even stay with a woman so many people wish they could smash if she doesn't let you smash?

Sydney Sweeny is hot, she doesn't look as great without make up but shes not ugly. The fact that media had been so consrvative and she showed up bouncing gave her more attention than she would've gotten otherwise say 20 years ago. But she is just riding her minutes of fame taking advantage of the culture war to get people to talk about her.
Normally people like her bother me but the fact that she's reminding companies that sex sells is not necessarily a bad thing.

Obviously I don't know any details about their marriage. How would I know that? And Monica never struck me as a bad person. I haven't heard of any scandals or controversies surrounding her.

By the time they divorced, they were already 50 years old or so. Doesn't a man's libido go down by then? It's not like when you're 18-25 and you have a lot of stamina. So was that really the issue?

I caught Andrew on Twitter

https://x.com/chevaucheen/status/210...866958307?s=46

I'm not into fat girls, but Kat Dennings does not spring to my mind when people say "fat girls". She's "thicc".

she's a fatty, just say it. thicc is just another word for fat, like, full figured, curvy, more to love, big boned, junk in the trunk, kardashian like, buchona, pregnant, well built, why are you afraid of a full grown woman, BBW, or "I like meat on them bones", all just cope.
just admit you are a fatty lover, no shame.

I wouldn't call her fat. Would you call Sandro Botticelli's Venus fat?