And you thought it was cold where YOU are...!!! O.o
 

*evil chuckle* I have not posted much, but i return with a jewel of a piccie. I am currently trying to find the perfect caption for THIS Picture...

http://content2.collegehumor.com/img...ding2.w492.jpg


This is a picture of a building not very far where i am presently located. We've had a Wicked (yes, New Englanders say this a lot :D ) Wicked cold snap (can you say -40*F?), and these people had the worst misfortune of a fire. I'm planning to post this on my door, and need the best punchy line for it. :goofygri:

oh yeah... you can PM me the naughty ones... :evilgrin:

How about:

"So this is what happens when God sneezes"

- "Ohh, so that's where Walt Disney's been hiding!"

- "In an unfortunate turn of events, today a 500 foot pigeon exacted his revenge on the unsuspecting residents of Bangor, Maine. There were no survivors."

Man, I've got nothin' today.

"Who popped the Stay Puft Marshmellow man?"

Heheheheh... mine would be me a warning ;). :evilgrin:

George Costanza: That's GOTTA hurt!

Even though that doesn't quite relate to the situation..

Warning: Using too much foambath can have fatal consequences

Another:

"The worlds largest smore....crap, who forgot the chocolate and graham crackers?!!?!?!?!"

"I always knew those scrubbing bubbles were evil."

"Oh, for the love of Glavyn!!! My experiment went horribly, horribly wrong!!"

Or:

"Well....there goes my last box of Tide...."

That buildings got more ice then any rapper I know!

orr... IT'S F*CKING COLD OUT!!!!!

"The window washer gets a little 'soap-happy'"

Re: And you thought it was cold where YOU are...!!! O.o
 

Well, technically I can, but I wouldn't have clue in the world on how cold that would be... :P

ahh... lemme see... :D
*F->*C is...

(-40*F-32*)x 5*C
---------------9*F


*uses calculator* Huh.... it says -40*C...

Re: And you thought it was cold where YOU are...!!! O.o
 

huh!? well yeah that is colder than a refrigerator still.....


not really while its -40*Cover there its about +35*C in here, its like the total opposite :lol: ......

Peter:"Holy crap!............anybody else feel that?"

yes im very confuddeled today....but that house would be poifect for predator hiding from

"Having no customers for the past year and too much of a surplus, the crackhouse decided to file for bankruptcy"

at the beginning of the year, we had the worst snow storm in 20 years. apparently, it does not snow very much in the Pacific Northwest but I am the blame for the snow/ice storm of 2004.

"Dahmn Martha... who left the air conditoner on over the weekend!?"

With serious news-reporter voice: "Since TPing trees have gone out of style, the latest frat intition fad is to spray shaving cream all over select buildings..."

"Iceman... on the rampage!"

... but -40*F-32*F is -8*F

-8*F x 5*C is infact -40*F*C

but you forgot to divide by 9*F
if you don't your units won't work out.
-40*F*C/9*F gives -4.444...*C

so... -40*F = -4.444...*C



but yeah. that's still cold enough to snap your nipples off.

Eh, I hate my calculator... I never said i was good at math. :P ;)

"What happens when bordellos don't have janitors"