Ban Canadians from Hockey?
 

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

The Biggest Douche in the Universe (right next to John Edward)

http://www.nj.com/columns/times/yave...3156333560.xml

...That'd be like Banning the Irish From Drinking.

Or the Japanese from making anime.

Or Americans from being obnoxious.

The last three posters owe me a keyboard since you all made me spit coke on mine. :lol:

He's also probably one of those American's that think we all live in igloos up here :D

>est ? ever

Yes, this man is indeed dabbling in the fine arts of incessant douche baggery. Let's just hope he never wanders outside the confines of Trenton, NJ and into a poorly-lit, smoke-filled bar in the wilds of Alberta.

*cracks knuckles*

Haha I'm Canadian bred and played hockey... :|

I played Ice Hockey for my high school team. All the kids were white trash and never knew how to keep their mouths shut, so half the game was just fighting. You get kicked out of the next game if you fight, so every other game we were short by at least 10 people.

Horrible.

http://www.nj.com/images/columns/times/yavener.gif

Jus' look at the fool.

Yep, he looks like he's taking the biggest sh*t of his life!.

Bertuzzi and Mcsorely
 

I say we contact Mr. Bertuzzi and Mr.Mcsorely and send them after that fat piece of crap. :x

We should just ban Canadians from everything. That would solve a lot of problems.

Yeah, yeah.. shut up.

Don't you think he was joking?

Yeah, but it was a stupid joke.

I have lost my sanity... IGOO MEH COW! :D

DA

CANADIANS

ARENT

SO

BAD.


Euuugh, glad that's out.

Yeah, we're not.

But Americans suck! :lol:

And your a f***ing creative genius. :roll:

:roll:

I was just following the pattern of the above person's post..

There's no need to get all pissy about it, Matt.

Blow it our your ass your flaming canuck ****.

Hey man, we invented greasiness. GREASY PIZZA, man. Besides, Eastman and Laird are American! :P

Say that again, in english please..

I'm also quite impressed that you managed to rhyme f*ck with canuck. Bravo.

Purley unintentional.

I respect Canada and everything they have offered humanity, such as... hmm... ?

Maple Syrup
Molson Beer...
Canadia rivals Siberia in ice cube exportation, as well as wide open expanses of frigid nothingness.

And lets not forget that that the whole Canadian Army is armed to the teeth with nerf guns which could take an eye out if fired right.




http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v...pplo/nerf2.jpg

:roll:

Hey, I was handed one of those during my trip to Toronto...

I'm just the messenger, people...

:D

Yeah, I bet if I look hard enough, I'll find one.

I hear they have $1.50 Molson Mondays.

Canada is a great place if you ignore every stereotype and whatnot and actually go there. And ice hockey equipment is insanely cheap there. I bought almost a new set of hockey equipment when I went there on vacation (I don't know many people that go to Canada on vacation, but for some reason my parents wanted to go).

:lol: Whatta LOSER! That's like what I heard on the radio the other day... a magazine was complaining that "Hockey isn't a real sport" and that it's "impossible to watch". Why? Because, and I quote what the DJ red from the magazine "the puck is too small" :lol: :roll: Morons! The radio DJ then went in a very mocking tone "oh, the puck is too small, we can't see the puck the puck is too small!" *sounds of paper being crumpled, then ripped are heard* XD

And Canada is a great place to live, we don't have to worry bout many things you yanks do. Like oh, Locking our cars when we leave them for 5 slagging min. :p Or walking the streets at night WITHOUT a gun. (well okay, if your walking in the bush you might want one for a BEAR.... XD)

And cause I got bored a long time ago-

http://www.artinsanity.com/sprite/TilasCanadian.GIF

Oh yes, did you understand my sig? :D

What ever happened to that commericial?