VOLTRON BUSTS OUT HIS MAD SKILLZ, YO!
 

I couldn't resist...

But this inspired me to show you my rapping prowess. I learned from the greats coast to coast. Harlem to Oaktown, Camden to Compton...G...




I call this one "Pimpin' Ol' Skool Eas' Si' Holla' Back wha wha wha wha wha wha wha" 34th Remix"

Uh huh
Uh huh
Yeah
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I rap
about stupid crap
like smackin my bitch
when she gives me flap


No shame
just want money to my name
singing crappy rap
is a special game

'cuz

people are stupid
they'll by anything they showed
as long as its flashy
and refers to bitches and hoes

I have a posse'
'cuz I feel insecure
but still I love the paychecks
'cuz I'm a money grubbin whore

BACK OFF BITCH!
Don't you see I got a glock?
I'm da wrong mddaf*cka to try an mock
I own everything here from up to 6 blocks!
from the preschool down the street to Mr. Chan's Wok!

Uh huh
Uh huh
BITCH!
Uh huh

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Uh huh
GOT MONEY, BITCH!
Uh huh

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But I want yours too..
Uh huh

I'm definatley buying your debut album!

Woohoo I am a muse

Very funny

I wish he would bust out his Stalin/Winston Churchill rap.

i bet voltron's not a giant robot from castlevania dressed up as darth vader... no he's 50 cent :D

You mean 'fiddy cent'? :lol:

And I said 'What do you want from me?!' and you know what the Loch Ness Monster said? He said 'tree fiddy'. Then I said 'damn you Loch Ness Monster I'm not gonna give you tree dollars and fiddy cents!'

The name is "Fiddy Gil"...because I'm a nerd.

FF fans will get that joke

In time my friend, in time.

Like now!

Check it Stalin
quit your Stallin'
Hitler invaded
quit your bawlin

Don't step back
be a Monster Mac
move ahead
wit da counter attack!

Oh no!
da bull dog Churchill
needs to take some advils
'cuz
London town is burnin' down
all the way to the ground

Meanwhile
the great US
we be out to impress
got a two front war have some bitches to address

Namely
Japan n' Duestchland
the Samurai, and the Blonde man
they try whatever dey can

BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY FROM UNCLE SAM!
BITCH!

Go on
Uh
take a day off
prease!

Please
Bitch
take a day off
prease?

Now Now
Ho
take da day off
preeeeease?

Just give us time
to do the
Holy Breeze!

Divine Wind Far East Side, Biotch!

You never cease to amaze me.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

All mah dawgs are gon be trippin' when I show 'em dis, yo!

:lol: :lol:

Wow! This program really depicts what rap is! *applauds*

I want to have Voltron's baby!


:|

(Excellent stuff there dude.)

He he. Well done Voltron.

And THAT is why Voltron is my hero.

I want him to bust out the 50 Gil rap.

Comedy, thy name is Voltron.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: man thats some funny ****!

whips out Boombox

oh snap son we gon have a FREESTAYLE MATCH???

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah!
SON DIS BE DA REMIX

yall wanna live my lifestyle
never seen a break never seen a
blackout
because im a pimp

Dis da remix...
ruff hounz

i was meant to be, is that
impossible for you to see
you wanna be me but
you cant you b**ch you
fagg*t you coward you
clown you just wanna be down

whaaaaaaaaat!
yall see now
im a pimp
you wish you wuz me

imma burn nose bitch
i grew up a
f**kin screw up
got introduced to the gang
got an ounce of f**kin blew up

im a playa son

dis da remix...
ruff houn's jigga

when i was 20 we
was shootin bye
them jiggas wish they
could kiss their mothers gbye
but we blew their faces to the ozone
and we cut up the others stabbed their
brain with thier nosebone

RUFF HOUNDZ JIGGA WHAT

By the end of this rap
you'll be cryin
my skillz so mad
you be dyin'

my fans so high
they be flyin
you wanna face off?
no hurt in tryin'

you feel da heat?
you be fryin
rekonize da beat?
it by stylin'

now you are the lemon
'n I be the cherry
your rhymes are sour
while mine are very
PIMP!

Y'all a lyrical shrimp

Nice voltron your raps are all Funny

Werd

Yea, holla at'cha boy.

I've got the 'illest' rhymes this side of Canada. :wink:

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred

Is that a request?

I think he meant to post in the 'what are you listening to?' thread

That would explain alot...

lol ^.^ Masta V' Fiddy of de Gil, yo? @.@ Voltron diffently owns.

Damn thread was right beside it. I clicked on the wrong one. Now I'm a foo'.

Hehe, you're a foo' for listening to right said fred :lol: :P

Straight up

Gimme a holla if ya know what's poppin'.

Whus poppin'? A glock be poppin!

It was supposed to be a joke. I can't remember why, though. :P

It's ok...shhhh...

Stick to being rude. It suits you well.

*puts on thousand pounds of gold necklaces* I pity the foo' who.... ah, forget it. *"pops glocks" at everyone*

Why ya gotta playa hate?

*starts chanting* Voltron Voltron Voltron!

Why I gotta playa hate? Negro I got... *pulls out a piece of paper* my phD... Playa Hata's Degree. You gon' hafta get buck-naked if you don't ease on out my face, homie!

Alright, thats not within my comprehension of ebonics.