Yo mama!
 

I know these are really bad jokes, but just for fun post your best "yo mama" jokes.


Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

:lol: I've actually never heard that one before.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, she made Skittles.

The typical mom joke.

Yo Mamma so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

Yo mama's so fat, she needs a watch for 4 different time zones.

Yo mamma's so fat, skinny people do laps around her for excersise.

Yo mamma's so fat, NASA lauched a satelite around her

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own govener.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. :lol:

yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her underwear on the drive way.

Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets. :P

yo mama's like a shotgun. Once cocked, she blows.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge, and chose Jif. :roll:

Yo mama's like a door knob -- everyone gets a turn.

Yo Mama's like the village bike - everyone gets a ride

:lol: Aaaahahaha Doom's is the best so far

You've probably heard my contribution before but:

Yo mama's so fat the weighing scales said 'to be continued'

Yo mama is so fat, she was laying out at the beach and everyone thought she was a beached whale.

Man, we're all forgetting a classic:

Yo mama wears army boots

"Your mother was a hamster."

Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kick stand.

Now THAT'S a classic! :lol:

Yo moma is so fat, that last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.

Yo mama is so old, she's older than yo grandmama.

Yo mama is so fat, that she has more jelly rolls than a downtown bakery.

yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.

You, young man, out of this thread! :P

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

"This is some nice steel, hows about telling me who gave them to you?" "Yo Moma"

Here is a good one

Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama so hair and ugly that if she goes to get a make over they'll shave her head bald and cut her arse hair.

-->> :x ..hey.. she pays good money for those make overs!!

Yo mama is such a fat ass, when people walk by her, they go 'Damn, that's a big fat ass!'

Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, 'I Can't Believe It's Butter!'

Yo mama is so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

Yo mama is so fat, she gets her blood pressure checked at the Jiffy Lube.