I'm better than you.
 

Make no mistake, I am better than you are. Everything I say is unquestionably correct, everything I do is performed with the finesse of a god. My opinions are fact and my looks are devastating. Lately, there has been some debates on the board concerning things that I don't care about. Let me put those debates to rest by saying that, "If I don't care about it, then neither should you." Give into peer pressure folks, and always remember: Before making a thread, think to yourself, "Does Voltron care about this topic?" If not, just make a thread about how great I am and move about your business.

I have spoken.

wow!

you've cleared up so many points of ambiguity for me! I'll sleep better tonight knowing without a doubt that you've surpassed me in every conceivable way!

I think everyone could benefit from your guidance.

Will you favor me with your blessing, Lord Voltron?

*bows*

There's no way I could argue logic like that.

Best thread ever. You are a God.

Taking a page from the "Maddox Book of Kickassetry"?

Well played, Voltron. Well played.

That was very superior and great in many ways to mtron. It brings tears to my eyes :cry:

Your grammar brings tears to my eyes.

I know I cry to my sucky grammer and spelling to

Dear god....everyone cover their eyes!

Corrections brought to you by the Spelling Nazi and Friends™.

Well I know what my next college class is going to be now. Grammer and spelling for IEP

Let's get back on topic. I am great because _______.

Cause your voltron. who made a very good point in this thread lol

Let's build a church for Voltron.

Does anyone here else like Mindless Self Indulgence?

Not me!

Why's that?

Because I'm better than you. Duh.

:lol:

I believe that you and I are on equal standing, like it or not. This is not solely, but at least partially due to the fact that we share the same 4 letter suffix in our names.

However, far be it from me to push someone away from self promotion, so by all means, carry on good sir.

Sayonara.

Proof? Sources? Citations? C'mon man, were'n't you ever in high school?

...My sources?

Me

He's got ya there Hobbit.

Man, who the hell picked infinitely #2? That douche. :x

*raises hand*

That would be me. I would have voted "Indubitably!" were it an option.

Touche.

Oh oracle Voltron, which is better.

Lions or Cars. Choose wisely.

Re: I'm better than you.
 

hahahahah :lol:









oh you were being serious? *bows slightly*

:o Nice rep, volt....
but, y'know...
since you're better than everyone...
and so much above everyone else...
i guess no body should be "privilaged" to speak to you.
It would just be a waste your "oh-so precious" god-like time right?

I have a question since everything you say is unquestionably correct.
Please inpire me with your devine influence....

Is it because of your hateful reputation that nobody decided to mention how sick this thread is?
Do you think if anyone else posted a topic and said exatly the same thing you did word for word... that everyone would react the same loving way?

Please answer me....
I need to know from your unmatched wisdom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't try to pick fights.

Hey? I was being nice...
If I was trying to pick a fight I would have added this................ :roll:

Sarcasam killed the cat, you know.

thank you thats very useful information.
i'll make sure to jot it down in my book of "useful notes"

The cat has now died. I hope you're happy with yourself.

so if i were to make this same exact thread everyone would post differently?

*cough*causevoltronisnothingcomparedtome*cough*

:lol:

:cry: :( :cry:
That poor cat....... :cry:

I'm sorry.. kittie cat, please come back to us!
I didn't mean it! I love kitties....I own 50,000 cats I could always use another one.
Please, I want to own you kittie cat...YOU CANT DIE !!!

DONT DIE ON ME DAMM!T!!!!!!!!

Oh well, theres nothing we can do....
It's beyond revival I guess.
:evilgrin: :lol: :evilgrin:

*coughs up a hairball* i ate a kittie not to long ago.... :oops: