The Ultimate Choice
 

A very controversial subject, one might say.

Oh my God, I hate you!!! Ninjas AND Asian Women?! Argh! Um......................ASIAN WOMEN!

He asks as though he dosen't know what we will choose.

ASIAN WOMEN!

Wow, look what those two picked! What a surprise!

Well, if Asian women weren't on there, what would you choose?

um... so i suppose Asian Ninja-Femme Robo-Pirates are out of the question?

I'd choose ninjas if asian women weren't on there, of course.

ninja's all the way.... they just kick so much ass...

WELL then, mr. reptilian.

Have you ever seen a ninja destroy a universe? Or shoot someone in the head with and atomic raygun? Or make you food right out of his stomach? Or clean dishes? Or speak a billion languages? Or crush a skyscraper in one foul swoop?

I have seen robots do all of these things, plus:

read books ridiculously fast
pick any lock ever made
plant bombs
clean up my room
and many others

I have spoken.

what happens if I say I HAVE seen a ninja do these things? what then Mr.Hobbit?? hmmm, what then? :blanksta:

Pirates speak the best. Hands down.

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Ninjas shall rule the world
whether they be flaming or non-flaming, Turtle or Gaiden, Bad or good
Ninjas shall rule the world
As it is, and As it shall be forever
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NINJAS RULE!!!
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whats this for?

Pirates.

And, what the hell? No zombies?

Robots of course. Transformers anyone?

Ninja's...pirate's...ninja's...pirate's...

AAAAAAAAAAH help! I can't choose! :sick:

NINJAS? You're all biased! Pirates are the rulers of this world!

Until a giant robot steps on them.

Damn. You got me.

i still want asian ninja-femme robo-pirates.


i won't settle for anything less!

My vote goes to pirates. They don't get half the respect they deserve.

What? Like homosexual?

I work for the US census. They asked me to conduct some research on this topic.

Zombies, bah!

Hmmm. I'll see what I can do.

So what exactly are we choosing these things for? Answers would be different if the one chosen was to be tossed into white hot liquid metal.

Pirates. Always pirates. Think about it.

Unless the choice is robot ninja pirates, of course.

Indeed my friend. Indeed.

I thought you'd be all over the Asian women like a fat kid on a smartie... what gives?

Asian girls are a dime a dozen. Especially in California. I'm all about Pirates. one day I hope to be one.

Pirates are few and far between. A dyin' breed, they be.

i see, well, then - it might interest you to know that I AM a pirate. I surf the waves of Kazza and take as I please. Ar, it be a good life.

Yarr, nice. I jes' sail up and down the Rhine River plunderin' medication and coin purses from old German people on slow-movin' riverboats.

It's a livin'.

Ar, that it be, that it be.

Robots, built in space. By Martians.

Ninjas are in the lead? What is this?

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles forum. Biased by nature.

PIRATES PEOPLE! Come on!

Ninjas all the way baby.

Because no one expects a ninja!

And maybe Pirates on the weekends. Ninjas with part time jobs as Pirates. Ninja gotta eat too you know.

Whatever happened to the Teenage Mutant Robot Turtles?

They were made to walk the plank.

I choose little Cambodian girls!

Asian women? Ugh.
I'm choosing Ninjas.8)