Oh please, god, no.
 

Apparently one of my sworn enimies is staying across the street. She's a popular snob, so she find it that she can join the local gang and hang out in MY yard while making fun of ME. I watched through the window, because there's no way I'm going outside until I'm forced to on Monday. But she'll be riding my bus, hanging out in my yard, playing basketball with the gang, and getting drinks and food from my house. Ooo, I'm just so mad at her, she's stealing my worthless crappy life. I WANT MY GANG MEMBER TITLE BACK! :x

Everyone needs a nemesis. Mine's Luxembourg.

And what's this about gangs, missy? Damnit, doesn't anyone watch Law and Order anymore? Gangs are not the way!

The neighborhood gang. We just call it a gang. We're the unpopular kids who live near the school. We walk around to the park, to the blacktop, and to the other places and sit. We talk sometimes, too.

Gang? Those damn Little Rascal kids? Were you Buckwheat, Kenai?

:D

Ahahaha.

little rascals kick ass,the originals. Not the movie,that sucked.

Ah, come on Kenai, everyone has a nemesis:

50 Cent and Ja Rule...

Turtles and Shredder...

All Members of the Boy Scouts and Michael Jackson...

It's all a part of life. You'll eventually overcome it.

:lol: ,thats pretty good

My "nemesis" is tons bigger than me :(

my nemesis doesn't even speak german. he says words like "Yo muddafiggin bitchm you have not "fronted" your "diggity" enough"

i should go and kill him... stupid gangstaz

Nemesis' make life interesting. :wink:

All of my old nemesis' are long gone. I've had many over the years, but I seperated myself from them (un-intentionally) and I haven't had one for a long time.

Yay? I don't know. Like I said, nemesis' make life interesting. Since I lost my last one, I've had a pretty dull existance.

The hell? Don't you mean they say things like "Sieg Heil" and "ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer"?

Nothin' wrong with ebonics, yo.

they're not even ebonics. that's just it. and nazis are very quiet at the moment. this time it's the gangstaz...

Man, everyone's out to get you. The Nazis, the gangstas, the Man, the old people, the leprechauns...

There are two people that I know that I've sworn vengeance on. :tangel:

...The Robots, The Pirates, The Ninjas...

...guys with Don Vito sigs and fishnet shirts...

...guys with huge WW2 collections and Batman Avatars...

Only two? Aren't you the lucky bastard...

I'v sworn vengeance on a CRAPLOAD of people. I tend to hold grudges for a LOONNNG time...

Give him one for me, too... I LOATHE gangstaz.

my nemisis? That changed a lot in the past, but at the moment I am currently Nemesisless @.@

Consider yourself lucky

Kenai...maybe she isnt as bad as you are saying...just because she is "popular" doesnt make her a bad person...but maybe it does...I dont know don't listen to me.

Actually thats a really good thought. I bet she runs her mouth alot though,because thats what alot of "popular" people do."

Being a bitch is ALL about being popular.

Yet we have some talented individuals like Kenai who pull it off without being popular.

Jack of All Trades, that.

Wow,i feel one of Kenai's "Ownings" coming on. Cower in fear. :P

Yes, and when I'm slammed with that much wit my head will explode in horror. I hate being outwitted by toddlers.

Me too,i also hate it when they beat me in chess

Oh joy, the gangsta-problem is solved (for now...)! I broke one guy's nose and then smashed the boss' jaw ( I wouldn't mind if it actually was broken) and then they all get really nice and stuff :D

Was that out of anger?

Anyway, great job... :)

at least i didn't hit that @$$hole with my hockey stick (I can't find my baseball bat anymore)

it was kinda like "diet anger". you know, when you're simply pissed but not really angry. if I really was angry then I'd be in biiig rouble now. But like that it just goes by self-defense :D

...self-defense...? Did you fight them on the offensive or the defensive?

first the first guy hit me in the face. I didn't really like that. so i hit back, self defense according to the law. my fist was immediatly full of blood, and i knew it wasn't mine. that guy rolled away and hedl his bleeding face (I assume from the quantities of blood he was losing that the nose is broken). then the second one, the "strongest" of them (their boss) thought that he'd have to defend the honour of his gang. so he kicked me. and the i made an uppercut, self defense again of course, and his jaw made a really nasty sound and he began spitting blood all over the place.

I advised them to go to a hospital, and then they went off... That was really fun seeing those "really strong men" scared of one guy in a black leather coat and steeltoe boots with a grin on his face.

hopefully they won't be back...

EDIT: Even if I hit first it'd be self-defense. as long as you know the law, then you'll find these "holes" in it. voilà self defense :D

anarky, I just have to say I like your way of dealing With a$$holes.

Oh...uhm, thank you. :D

Fun thing is, if you go and ask them "are you threatening me?...Please say yes" and then they go "Yeah, Biaaatch!" then you're free to do whatever you want to do with them besides killing them. All you need is two witnesses, which are easily found. Et voilà 1:0 for me :D

how dare you anarky...teaching a little girl to beat her next door neighbor up and convincing the law its in self defense. :embarass: