I've been struck with the sudden urge to gloat...
 

I never turned in my final paper for my English class, the biggest part of the grade we have, and I walked away with an A+. I made the President's List! Beat that, losers! :P


...Please note that the classes were performed...with the finesse of a GOD!


...oh yeah, I got a free fudgesicle today, too. That totally took precedence over the grades.

Isn't it great being better than everybody else?

If you only knew! Oh my Texas, if you only knew! It feels so Texas damn good!

Fudgesicles are good. I'd say they should take precedence over grades.

I wish I knew what it's like to be better than others. Mmm, fudgesicles.

It's like being Texas, except Texasier.

Thou shalt not mock Texas.

Thou shalt worship but one state, and one state alone. No other states shalt come before Texas.

New York beats that hick town by a landslide.

i thought texas was a state?

Yes, Texas is a town. Right.

My god, the town part doesn't mean its actually a town. :roll:

Wait, so what does "town part" mean? Jesus, you're confusing me!

oh my head is starting to hurt! what are you talking about?

Bwuahahaha!

Wow, Voltron... Congrats on the A+!!

*nods* Fudgecicles against a grade? No contest. Fudgecicles rock. Yummy. :wink: :)

Good stuff man. The important lesson here is that if you can scam your way through school like that, you can scam your way through life just as easily.

No, the important lesson is fudgsicles. Dammit, Shredder were you even listening?

I used to be on honors but my grades plummeted, and now they are good again.

Wait, you want to gloat that you failed to hand in a piece of work? You're the future of America? Geez :P

Hehe, oh right, fudgesicles way to go!

Hey Englishman, didn't America beat you in 2 wars, then save your asses in 2 wars? Yeah, I thought so. I think I've earned the right to be a lazy piece of crap! :lol:

Re: I've been struck with the sudden urge to gloat...
 

Hm... I can beat that. I've turned in about 10 out of 30 programs in my BASIC class, and I have a B+.

What kind of a fudgesicle was it anyway?

Hehe, hey. We used to own you people, I think we taught you everything

Plus, if by 'saving' you mean 'making lots of money off' then yes :P

You didn't teach us everything! We're still waiting for such delicacies as Brain and pancreas pie, bladder pudding, and marrow stu. :lol:

Ahhh, the joys of British cuisine...

That's stew to you..uh too

Bladder pudding? Maybe you're thinking of the Scottish sheep's stomach aka haggis
Us Englishmen like blood pudding...totally gross... :lol:

But you made me forget...nice work dude, well done

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Congrats, Voltron. Making the President's List means you're one step closer to total global domination. Look out, Lithuania!

Yeah, you better believe Lithuania is getting it's sh*t ruined. I had to sit through that literary vomit Uptain Sinclair called "The Jungle" because of that place. Damn Jurgis...