TURTLE PIES
 

my mouth instantly watered as i saw this. . .
sorry if it is up already.

http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0898/

Teenage mutant ninja turtle pies.....fresh from the sewer to you!!!!

Oh, man, those things were the staple of any cool kid's diet back in the day! They made my ghetto Lunchables seem so... inferior.

Thanks for the link!

i loved them....but only got them once in a while...but i remember therm....cause i have a good memory of the stupid.....if it's important it's forgoten but tmnt pies will stay with me till i die...

I would kill all of you if that's what it takes to convince them to make those again. But they'd also have to throw in a free case.

kittie kittie kittie.....killing is bad.....it could be ur last meal if u killed us all.... lol

bu..but... it's delicious freakin' pie!

lol x.x awww I never got to try one O.o

I loved those things. We need them back.

i know...i know....
(jester consols kittie)
whispers....if we kill them together...we can provide alibies...and get pies :D

Ooh, I remember those! Heh, wow. I haven't thought of those in a long while.

Off topic, the ice cream guy was in the town next to mine. I think they still sell those TMNT ice cream things, so I hope he comes here (which he never, ever does. Maybe once every three years or so. Literally.)

A case sent right to the cell, eh, Kittie? :wink: :lol:

Hey, I may be in a cell... but I'd have a full case of TMNT pies! It's a good trade!

*whispers* You leave me outta your little "spree" and I'll bring a case to your cell whenever you want. :wink: :lol:

For more pies? You got a deal! *thumbs up*

i wonder if anyone would know the recipe!!

Oh man. I just peed my pants, this is so funny.

This petition to Hostess is great. Few, if any of these types of petitions ever work, but it's nice to see a devoted Ninja Turtle Pie fan base.

I'm almost tempted to try to recreate the recipe at home. I've got plenty of green dye and vanilla pudding.

+2 Nostalgic.

Mmm...glazed, deep fat fried crust with vanilla pudding and green food coloring. Never before have saturated fats and preservatives been so damn essential.

I don't remeber ever having any of the TMNT foods that used to be on the market back then. I don't remember even seeing them for sale actually. I'm sure some TMNT food made it to the UK but I just don't remember. Wish I could time travel back to early 90s America and try some. :P

I rememebr that crap...ugh....I remember alot of the crap they put out back then

-->> ..yeh god i hate that crap.. i used to step in it all the time and ..ugh it got on my boots n' just god-awful..
http://www.qsl.net/n9uwe/cowpie.jpg

I am sure you could convince the guys at X-Entertainment to give you their promo pie... It would probably still be good. :) I remember them, pretty good.

Ryan

I've re-created a recipe for it. But have no idea if it'll work or not. I can post if it anyone would like to try it out.

Post it man post it

Ok, here it is. But please, who ever trys it out, post any changes while making this. I mean that if it doesn't make 6 crusts of pie post it. Or if you had to bake it longer post the time. Stuff like that. Enjoy!

:EDIT: Changed the instructions alittle. Not by much though.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - VANILLA PUDDING PIE

INGREDIENTS:

2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon sugar
1 cup shortening
1/2 cup water
3 tablespoons green food coloring
3 cups Vanilla Pudding

DIRECTIONS:

1. In a large bowl, combine flour, sugar, 3 tablespoons green food coloring and salt. Cut in shortening until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Stir in water until mixture forms a ball. Refrigerate for 4 hours or over night.

2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).

3. Divide dough into 6 parts. Roll each portion pie crust into rounds (circles). Put 1-2 spoons full of Vanilla pudding on each round. The pies should look like beef patties, only green. Fold crust in half and close with fork tines.

4. Place on tray and bake for 25-30 minutes. Let rest before eating.

Optional Step:

Memorey differs from these pies. I've heard the original pies sometimes had green colored vanilla pudding. So if you want, you can add green food coloring to your pudding. 1-2 tablespoons per cup should do it (or just use the HULK vanilla pudding).

Good luck guys, let me know how it turns out. Any suggestions are also apriciated. Thanks.

:o KROW has a son :o i thought it was more of a pod situation :lol: :lol:

That was so funny I couldn't get mad. :lol:

Hostess should start making them again.

Hostess has said the pies were meant to be a limited time thing and don't plan on re-introducting them. Check the x-entertainment link.

Good luck on the Pies! :P

I got a batch in the oven now hope there good

let us know how they turn out King! :wink:

Cool! Let me know how they turn out. BTW, did it look as green as I hoped it would? lol

yes they are light/dark green and they are

































GOOD
but they bust if you put to much pudding but geve them 9.0
Mmmmm good eating :D :D

omg... I'd almost forgotten those things! I still remember the wonderful chemical aftertaste.. I ate those things until I nearly threw up <^_^> My mom wasn't too thrilled with my eating things that fell under the "crap food" category in her book, but I loved 'em!

As soon as i move, I'm sooo gonna try making those for my room mates <^_^>

I like your avatar Turkituk, FFX and X-2 ROCK!!!

Can't wait til FFXII!!

Also... yeah I want to make some of those turtle pies for some buddies of mine. I go away to college in about 3 months and I think I am gonna make some for my roommates and watch them vomit all over the place LOL :lol:

Oops, I geuss I should of only put 1-2 lol. It actaully exploded? lol. Well I geuss it worked. Yay! How long did you bake them? Sorry if I'm anoyying :P .

LOL Leonardo... I can just see the commercial now...

HEY KIDS!! NEW *EXPLODING* TURTLE PIES!! AFTER YOU COOK THEM, THEY BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE!! BUY THEM NOW!! TURTLE POWER!!

LOL... :lol:

Filled with EXLOADING VANILLA PUDDING!!! :lol:

lol and the kids in the commercial are sitting there in the kitchen and they're covered in green pudding and it's all over the kitchen and the mom walks in and says:

"TURTLES ARE SATAN! NO MORE EXPLODING PIES!"