TMNT Quotes.
 

Post any TMNT Quotes that you like from the New Cartoon, The old Cartoon, games, comic books, anything.

This one is From the TMNT- Power Rangers cross over.

Astronema- What is that!!!?

Mike- What a minuite!!? You're asking a turtle that lives in a sewer to explain a cosmic event?

Mickey when fighting mousers, "What the shell are those things?"
Rapheal, "What the shell?"

From the Old Cartoon episode, Planet of the Turtleoids:

Mikey: He's a talking a turtle!

Raph: Oh come on, now who'd ever believe a thing like that?

From the 3rd movie:

Don: Look on the bright side April, we could've fallen into a big, greasy, smelly pile of -

April: Don't even say it!


From the Easter episode of the old toon:
Krang: Shredder, come let me show me my newest invention!

Shredder: A remote control? Somebidy has already invented that, Krang.

From the old toon episode Peking Turtle:
Shredder: You're left, you're left, you left wife & 48 kids!

Also from the easter episode:

Rocksteady: Hey Krang, we got them toytles docelized!

Krang: No you don't you IDIOTS!

From the ep following the easter episode, Once Upon A Time Machine:

(I can't remember the exact words)

Rocksteady: The future...it's so nice and clean

Bebop: Yeah, don't ya just hate it?

From The Big Rip Off episode of the old cartoon:

Rocksteady: That you boss?

Shredder: No, it's the tooth fairy!

Bebop: hey let me talk to that crook! I left my little baby tusk unda my pillow and didn't get nuthin'.

Also from the Planet of the Turtleoids episode:

Don: You don't suppose Krang and Shredder are messing around with mutagen again do you?

Raph: A giant sumo-wrestling hamster? Where do they think up these things?

And later on in that same epsiode:

Mikey: Dudes, for all we know this might be the same pet store we came from?

Don: You know, sometimes I wonder if we wouldn't have been better off as ordinary turtles.

Raph: And miss out getting attacked by Shredder and his goons every week?

case of the killer pizzas:
raph: mr. home run slugger here had to go bat the controller into the water!
don: well, it...seemed like a good idea at the time.

turtles, turtles everywhere
garbage dump computer: what is the password?
raph: password? we don't need no stinkin' password!
garbage dump computer: stinking is the correct word. you may enter.

burne's blues (lair is frozen)
Leo (answers communicator): Hey fellas, it's April!
Raph: It's about time! I've had it with January!

it came from beneath the sewers:
April: Michelangelo! I've been looking all over for you!
Mike: Well why'd you do that? I was right here. Here, I won these for you.

sky turtles
bebop (hits his head): ow! that smarts!
Raph: Enjoy it, pig-face! That's the only kind of smarts you'll ever have!

Current show:

A Better Mousetrap:

Mikey: "Next time, let's leave the wall climbing to the dude in the red and blue tights."
Leo: "You read way too many comic books."

Don: "These mousers are incredible! The circuitry, the articulation, the servomechanics!"
Raph: "Geez, Donny! Why don't you just marry one already?!"

Attack of The Mousers:

Leo: "Your reign of terror is over, Stockman."
Mikey: "Have you been practicing?"
Leo: *pleased* "You like it?"

Meet Casey Jones:

Leo: *happy* "Guys, check it out. I got my split kick right."
Raph: "I missed it. Let me see it again."
Leo: *does split kick a second time*
Raph: "One more time."
Leo: *does a third time*
Raph: "Ha. Saw that one."
Casey: *holds up both hands, along with Raph* "I give you ten."
Leo: *teasing* "Hey, Raph, only a six?"
Raph: *looks at hands* "Bro, it's all I got."

I may post some more later. These immediately came to mind.

From the new toon

Leo- Are those real ninjas?

Mikey- Well there definatley Ninja esque.

From Secret Origins part 3:

Whilst Shredder Utrom is on Raph's head
Mikey: Get it off!!! Next there's going to be an alien Shredder busting out of Raph's Chest.
*Gets smacked in the head*
Mikey: Thanks. I needed that!

:first TMNT movie:
Mikey," and if you put ancohvies on that man your in big trouble."
The best of the best :D

Movie I
Mikey: Wise men say forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza!

Raph: (as he's being attacked on April's roof) You guys must be studying the abrigded book of ninja fighting. I mean, come on, how'd you expect to beat me? (dozens of new Foot appear) Good answer, good answer!

April: ...and it knows my name! Perfect. Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford?

Casey: Lead the way, toots.
April: "Toots"?
Casey: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah, Princess? You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.

Donnie: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!
Mikey: No joke! The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees!

Leo: One of these guys must know where they're holding Splinter, so DON'T knock them all out!
Mikey: I don't think that's gonna be a problem, Leo!

Mikey: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!

Leo: Are you crazy?
Raph: Yeah, Leo, okay. I'm a loony, okay!
Donnie: Why
Raph: Why? Why, Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, 'couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

Donnie: Gosh. It's kind of like Moonlighting, isn't it?

April: I'm not dreaming, am I?
Splinter: No, I am afraid not.

Leo: Listen, Raph, about what I said before. You know, about not needing you and all.
Raph: Leo, don't.
Leo: Boy we missed you.
Donatello: It's a Kodak moment.

Raph: DAMN!

Movie II

April: The rat is the cleanest one!

Leo: First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.

Leo: Take the ugly one!
Raph: No you take the ugly one!
Donnie: I'll take the ugly one.
Mikey: Which one's the ugly one?

Keno: Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight?
Girl: Dream on, Dweeb.
Keno: Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner.

Splinter: Michaelangelo, show the professor where we may rest.
Mikey: Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton.
Mikey: Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.

Raph: Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear in this ear!

Leo: I'm Leonardo.
Mikey: I'm Michaelangelo.
Donnie: Donatello.
Raph: I'm Raphael!
Mikey: All the good ones end in "O"!

Mikey: Wouldn't it just be easier to call it "the pink one"?

New Toon
Casey: (after Mikey shows he's unimpressed with his grandma's farmhouse) Dude, you live in a sewer?

Casey: I can't believe you guys walked right into a trap!
Splinter: I believe it.

Splinter: (to April, after Mikey burps and Don and Raph clap for it) This is what I have to live with ALL the time.

Mikey: I'm the pretty one!

Splinter: How many times have I told you not to sneak up to the surface?
Mikey: This month?
Donnie: About 512, actually.

Mikey: And that's how they defeated "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave".

Leo: It's getting awful ugly in here.
Raph: Nah, that's just Mikey.
Mikey: Hey, I was voted as having a smile that brightens any room.

Whiny Utrom: I hate walking on my tentacles!
Other Utrom: Shut up, Krang.

Leo: So, April, are you a news repoter?
April: In another lifetime maybe.

Shredder: Say farewell to each other while you still can.
Mikey: Oh yeah, Mr. Spiky-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell to... Uh... To yourself.
Raph: Oh yeah, Mikey, that got him.

Leo: April, I can't hear you. Can you talk a little louder?
April: Not really. We're being held by these aliens. They're big and ugly and they stink.

Current show:

Attack of The Mousers

Mikey: "That's right! We're unbelieveable!"
Raph: "Jeez! Where's your off switch?"

April: "Get me in the control room, and I'll create blank spots in the cameras along the corridor."
Raph: *gesturing to Mikey* "We've got a blank spot right here."

Darkness on The Edge of Town

Leo: "Keep that flame away from Mikey. He just scarfed a whole chili pizza for dinner."

Notes From The Underground Part One

Mikey: *debris from subway ceiling tickles nose, and is about to sneeze* "Ahh..."
Raph: *quickly clamps a hand on his nose* "Not one sound, Mikey."
Mikey: *stuffily* "I got it."
Mikey: *seconds later, lets out tremendous sneeze* "Ahh.. ACHOO!"
Raph: "Jeez! For cryin' out loud, Mikey! Next time bring some antihistamine!"

Monster Hunter

Mikey: "What'd she say?"
Donny: "I couldn't hear her because someone was crunching pistacho nuts in my ear."
Mikey: "What?"

Space Invaders Part Two

Leo: "In case you haven't noticed, I'm making this up as I go along."

Nobody's Fool

Leo: "Note to self: Buy Mikey some new deodorant."

One off the 'Secret Origans' eps (probably the last one, I can't remember, so they're not the exact same words)

Utrom 1: these tentacles are killing me!
Utrom 2: shut up Krang!

The Shredder Strikes

Leo: hmm...I think that's what Mikey would call 'air mail'...

Roage in the House part 1

Raph: Geez! All of these buttons and none of them says 'ON'

The Way of Invisability

Hun: This is some nice steel. How about tellin' me who gave 'em to ya?
Raph: yo mama!

The Ultimate Ninja

April: okay, who orderd Mango Choc chip?
Mike: Me! Me! *sings* I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Don: If you sing that one more time I am going to scream!


I have many more where that came from, but I can't be stuffed right now :D

Mikey's ice cream in that Ultimate Ninja quote was actually a banana split with caramel and almonds, just FYI. :)

...how can you ppl call urselves turtle fans without putting this one in here:

"Cowabunga!!!"

=/ that was the first that came to mind.

also, from movie 1:
raph on the rooftop: "= cmon, how do you guys expect to beat me?"
*more foot comes*
raph: "Good answer, good answer"

TMNT 2:
Raph in the junkyard after being cought talking to Tatsu:
"You know, with a face like yours, id make up with it with some sort of a personality, hahaha..."

turtles sitting watchign news, mikey eating (i think its a carrot?):
Mikey: *chewing*
Raph: Hey mikey, think you could chew any louder, I can still HEAR outa this one.
mikey: ... *looks at raph* ... *takes a HUGE LOUD BITE* *CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
raph: GAH *storms away*

at the beginning fight scene in the mall or whatever htat place was:
Mikey: "Killer colecuts WAHHHH" *grabs a guy and pulls him over counter, beating the snot out of him, coming up and jumping on him, and headbutting him, gets up, climbs over the counter and grabs 2 pairs of link sausages*
Mikey: THE MISSING LINK *uses sausages as nunchukas and chasses 2 guys out of the store, throwing the sausage at them*
Mikey: AND NEXT TIME ILL USE MUSTARD!

<- Huge TMNT1 and 2 movie fan

From TMNT 2

Don- These Ropes are remarkably effective.

Mike- Remind me to send a line to Ralph Nader.

No. It was a candy bar, with lots of nuts.

ahh, ty, i couldnt remember offhand what it was

No problem.
You can tell that your a big fan of TMNT when you start to realize the smallest details :D

That made me giggle so much when I first watched that episode. It's still funny. I adore how they write Mikey in the new show, he's too funny.

Leo's "air mail" thing was awesome, too.

From Reflections

(As the Turtles reminisce over how the Shredder almost convinced Leonardo to join the Foot in The Shredder Strikes part 1.)
Mikey: (A la Darth Vader) "Join me, Leonardo. I am your faaatheeer."