Fantastic Bore: FF Movie Slammed
 

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=20532

This, I'm assuming, is why Fantastic Four feels very much like an extended episode of Charmed


LOL

Well, that article is written by the same guy who jizzed all over Revenge of the Sith, so I don't think he's in much of a position to say what is and what isn't a good movie.

Meh, Fantastic Four looks alright, I'll save my judgement for after I've seen it.

*E* What a sh*tty 'review'; He didn't even bother explaining why he thought the movie was bad, thus doing a great job at wasting my time.

Also, 500th post!

All the trailers of this movie have looked incredibly lame, I wouldn't be surprised if the movie actually was equally bad.
Jessica Alba is hot though. :lol:

I'll see it before passing judgement. These know-nothing critics really don't matter to me.

I'm not going to bother with the review, but I'm a huge Fantastic Four fan and I don't think I'll be seeing this movie in the theatres.

This movie's preview is a better Fantastic 4 flick than the original.

The Trailers were terrible and make the movie seem like its going to be another Batman & Robin but im still gonna see it and if its good, Hey atleast our Expectations will be low.

I thought the trailers were cool. o_O

I agree, the trailers look fantastic to me. No pun intended, seriously.

I think it looks good, but may wait for the dvd release...

Oh man, who ever ryhmed Four, with BORE?! HILARIOUS!

The trailer, to me, looks like the film came into production this way:


INT. FILM STUDIO EXEC'S OFFICE - DAY

The WRITERS and STUDIO EXEC are sat at a desk, opposite each other.

EXEC: So, you guys have a film proposal?

WRITER 1: Yeah, you know what we need more of?

WRITER 2: Comic book movies!

EXEC (cautious): Go, on...

WRITER 1: Look at all these other films...Spiderman, Batman, Daredevil, Elektra...

WRITER 2: I wrote Hulk and Punisher!

EXEC (unimpressed): Oh...okay...

WRITER 1 (quickly changing tact): Well, anyway...all these films have one lead character. Imagine how much better it would be if you had four in one film! With a super villain!

EXEC: Hmm...go on...

WRITER 1: Fantastic Four! No one's done that yet!

EXEC: I always figured it might be hard to do a film like that...

WRITER 2: Nuh uh. All you need are some poorly cast, but attractive to most audiences, actors and have you seen what CGI can do these days?!

WRITER 1: I reckon they can even make big, spongy, orange suits look good!

WRITER 2: Definitely!

EXEC: It'll have explosions, too, right?

WRITER 2: Four times as many as your average action film

WRITER 1: The script will be excellent too. You see we've got one or two elements from the original

WRITER 2 (excited): Or should we say 'four'?!

WRITER 1: (to WRITER 2) Shut up
(to EXEC) So, yeah, some of what resembles the Fantastic Four that everyone knows and loves is there, but get this...

WRITER 2: ...we've filled it with so lots of cool, witty lines!

WRITER 1: People will be quoting it for weeks

EXEC: The Thing will say 'It's clobberin' time', won't he?

WRITER 1: Crap, totally forgot that. We'll add it in one scene...maybe in two scenes...

WRITER 2: But, yeah. You could definitely sell those push-button talking figures these lines are so quotable. Get this, at one point The Invisible Woman says...she says...she...I can't...

WRITER 2 can't stop giggling. WRITER 1 is smirking then decides to finish it off.

WRITER 1: She..She says 'look at me'

They all laugh uncontrollably.

EXEC: Sold!


Sorry, was bored and got a bit carried away... :P

I liked Punisher.....

I knew someone would pick at that. I've never seen it. I hear comic book fans like it. But I'm not sure if a film executive would see it as a big blockbuster film for a mass audience. I know it never even got any real promotion over here.

I liked Hulk and The Punisher. In fact, I think Punisher was awesome. What exactly was so bad about it?

I haven't seen Hulk, but I liked the Punisher... Im looking forward to the FF, I think it looks neat.

Well, I caught the preview at the theaters when I went to see War of the Worlds. Looks pretty cool, and actually made me want to see the movie.

I'm not sure if I can get used to Ioan Gruffudd's American accent though.

I've seen previews in the theaters and on TV, and I'm looking forward to this movie. I love movies based on comics, mainly because I'm trying to make up for my lack of comics in my childhood.

And I liked Punisher.

Frankly IMO, Marvel movies can do no wrong. I'll be seeing this.

I consider myself a marvel comics fan, so i will definatly see this movie. Heck, I've seem almost all the Marvel Comics movies...including the 94 FF and the 85 Captain America. Still need to see Howard the Duck...but that can wait....:P