Venus is back! (not really)
 

The latest issue of Wizard has a two-page spread featuring every ninja they can think of.

Of course, the TMNT, the Foot, the Ultimate Ninja and Shredder are present. But, surprisingly, Venus is there too, standing next to the 3 Ninjas with a look of utter confusion on her face.

Aside from her, Mike is duking it out with Chris Farley, Leo and Don are taking on the Shredder, The Ultimate Ninja is figting Jynx, and Raph is trying to master a Kawasaki Ninja.

:blanksta: Pictures, man, Pictures! :P

Dude, I so need to see this.

Where the shell am I?

There's supposed to be a visual guide somewhere on www.wizarduniverse.com but for the life of me I can't find it. The feature was called "Know your ninja".

The spread also included Chuck Norris, Sub Zero, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Scorpion, the Hand, NINJI!, Bruce Wayne from Batman Begins, Dude from Ninja Gaiden, Dude from Tenchu, and way too many others.

I'll see if I can do a scan.

WTF, I looked all over and couldn't find it, but it say's that Wizard 168 starts "100 GREATEST CARTOONS OF ALL TIME", TMNT better be on there.

It is, that list is probably the most professional, fair, and balanced list for cartoons I've ever read, Transformers are in the top ten, WITH damn good props givien to its' storytelling (screw you T.Z) , Simpsons and Batman are numbers one and two#

Cool, If you want you can scan it, I'd really like to read it, many thanks If you do Zarius

Edit: Failed scan, but the one below is okay.

Granted it'll take a while, so I'll just scan in the pages relevent for now.

EDIT: Failed again, but I'm still trying.

Thanks a lot.

I hope you can get a good shot up, all the luck to you, you too DrSpengler

EDIT:

Okay....okay...

This is the best you free-loaders are gonna get from me!

;)

Sorry it took so many tries, I have a good scanner and Photoshop. It's just really hard whittling it down to 39.1KB and keeping it in decent condition. I barely managed to get it THIS good.

Maybe someone better at Photoshop can give it a go.

In regards to the picture, that's not even the whole thing. The spread was too big to fit in my scanner. As you can see, Leo's head got cut off. But still, Venus is right below them, looking up in confusion.

Jarrah White would be proud. ;)

That's good enough for me, ahhh Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow, alright cool, glad they included the TMNT at least, funny stuff.

That is areally cool pic , thanks for showing us :D Mike got the closeup!

Leo looks the best, I hate when the Turtles are drawn with nostrils.

Heehee, I love it! Group pictures are so much fun! Heh, Venus's expression says "And this is why I decided to disappear... I'm not associated with them. Really. I'm not." ;) Got the skin tones from the new show for the guys, too!

Should post the caption too (found it on the website), since I really didn't have much of a clue who a lot of those guys are:
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TOP: (From Left to Right) Zen, Intergalactic Ninja; Shinobi; Scorpion; Ninja Gaiden; The Hand; Ninjak; F.O.O.T. Soldiers[SIC]; Shredder; Leonardo; Donatello; Kawasaki Ninja; Raphael;

2nd Row: The Ultimate Jinx; Ogun; Sub-Zero; Chuck Norris from “The Octagon”; Tenchu 2; Snake-Eyes, Stormshadow; Ninjor from “Masters of the Universe"; Ninja Boy; Stone; Venus de Milo; “3 Ninjas”;

3rd Row: Beverly Hills Ninja; Nth Man; Lee Van Cleef from “The Master"; Ninji from Super Mario Bros; Christian Bale as ninja Bruce Wayne; Michelangelo; Ninja
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I'm not following the 'rows' thing though, you kind of have to know who they are already to figure out who's who. Are you sure that's the UN? From the caption, it looks like an "Ogun", whoever that is...

Wow I feel lame, I knew at least 3/4 of those guys. Just some of the random video game ones I didn't know (nor care to know). Ninjor, Ninjak, Zen, I can't believe they dug these guys up from the grave. Ninjor is from MOTU, Zen had his own indy comic and kiddy comic from archie and a toy line in the 90's, and Ninjak was a valiant comic from the 80's. Of course we get sub zero and scoripion from MK. Ronin getting the spotlight is just like wizard though :ohwell:

NOSTRILS!!!

*dies of deep shock*