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Raph's Girl 01-05-2006 01:50 AM

Woman marries Dolphin...
 
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...050339590.html

Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"It's not a perverted thing. I do love this dolphin. He's the love of my life," she said Saturday, upon her return to London.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

When asked in the past if she had a boyfriend, she would always reply, "No. I'm going to end up with Cindy." On Wednesday, she made it official, sort of. While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing she did say it reflected her deep feelings toward the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she still kept open the option of "marrying human" at some stage, she said for now she was strictly a "one-dolphin woman".

She's hardly the jealous type, though.

"He will still play with all the other girls there," she said, of their prenuptial agreement. "I hope he has a lot of baby dolphins with the other dolphins. The more dolphins the better."

Raph's Girl not: She married Cindy on porpoise! :lol:

Turtle Dove 01-05-2006 02:01 AM

:lol:
I saw this......hey you think the honeymoon was at Sea World?:D

ThirdMarioBro 01-05-2006 04:07 AM

Hey, whatever makes her happy. :lol: :)

Blondus 01-05-2006 05:34 AM

AHAHAHAH! ahahaha..:lol:

Oh man, the world's going crazy on me...

It should be an interesting honeymoon...

haha

Turtle Dove 01-05-2006 12:44 PM

Tsk-Tsk

If this woman has a divorce you think she'll have to play in dead fish?

That Matt Guy 01-05-2006 01:02 PM

"It's not a perverted thing"

HAHAHAHAHA!

XERO 01-05-2006 01:09 PM

I guess it's safe to say that the dolphin's the smarter of the couple. :lol:

I wonder it it'll ever 'flip her'. (Flipper.) :P ;)

Jester 01-05-2006 01:23 PM

Don't knock it...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...gelo/chimp.jpg
This is my wife Lulu the chimp. She's a great housekeeper, cook, and mother. Gaw, I love her so much.

Sewer Bull 01-05-2006 01:26 PM

The end of Western Civilization is near.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto
I wonder it it'll ever 'flip her'. (Flipper.) :P ;)

...

You've brought disgrace to the hero of my youth. I feel dirty now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jester
This is my wife Lulu the chimp. She's a great housekeeper, cook, and mother. Gaw, I love her so much.

...

One day, my head will just explode in front of the display.

Spitfire 01-05-2006 01:37 PM

So people can marry other species but people of the same gender can't get married....idiots.

Jester 01-05-2006 02:06 PM

I've thought of that...it does seem like mairage is no longer sacred. Heterosexuals can't fight for the sancity of mairage when people are allowed to marry a dolphin, or a chimp.

Katie 01-05-2006 03:12 PM

*looks up at the various puns...*

Ohmilord.....a dolphin??? A DOLPHIN? *sigh* To each her own, I suppose. Hey anyone else wonder why the male dolphin is named Cindy? Is it a male dolphin? Can you have same sex dolphin marriages?????

Jester 01-05-2006 03:16 PM

NO!!! Interspecies marriages are cool, but same sex marriage BAD!

Peanut 01-05-2006 05:08 PM

What about same sex interspecies marriages?

SurfGuru133 01-05-2006 05:25 PM

Thats totally wack man!!! If anything like that happened here I would hurl majorely

Jo Dawn 01-05-2006 05:29 PM

Technically... she did say that the 'marriage' was not legal... so it wasn't a real wedding.



And all I can say about this is...

Now some fangirl who thinks the TMNT are real is gonna go name turtle after the TMNT and marry one of 'em. ;) :P

hazlov2004 01-05-2006 05:43 PM

hmmmmm very well put jo dawn

Raph's Girl 01-05-2006 05:58 PM

In the Soap Opera called Passions there was an orangutan who fell in love with a human...they got married and even had a baby...:lol:

The Stryker 01-05-2006 10:23 PM

I'm tired of living in sin with my goldfish!

Jester 01-05-2006 10:47 PM

:lol: Great one Stryker. I'm glad it's not legal, it'd set marriage back several hundred years.


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