Paul Anderson Must Die
 

Someone seriously needs to put a stop to this guy. Some of you may be aware that he is doing a third Resident Evil movie. But some of you may not be aware that he is out to destory yet another franchise. Another couple of them.

He is doing a remake of Deathrace 2000. I mean Jesus a movie that was that awesome*Yet very corny* being remade by the likes of him is criminal. Not only that but he is working on a Castlevania movie too. And lastly he is out to make me hate Aliens and Predators with his sequel to AVP. Please someone stop this madness -_-

...There... is going to be a Castlevania movie?

Hold me Spitfire. I'm scared.

*Holds you and pets your head*
It'll be okay we could put an end to this, with a sniper rifle.

Ye gods! :dead:

Paul Anderson is only 2 notches above Uwe Boll and fading quickly.

The guy butchered what Resident Evil could've been and Alien vs Predator was just a debacle.

Hopefully he's a guy who'll learn from his mistakes (he didn't direct Resident Evil 2, right?) and tend to the things he did wrong in the first movies.

I grieve for the loss of Castlevania, though. Any hopes of an atmospheric, gorey horror movie is thrown out the window. Get ready for Van Helsing part 2. :(

I whole heartedly agree, he deserves to bite a bullet (This coming from a future Resident Assistant at his school).

No he didn't but he did write it, and bascially everything but direct. I wheep for CV fans >_<

Maybe he'll surprise us. *she said halfheartedly*

And he's STILL making those Resident Evil movies...:(

I yern for the day someone remakes the Resident Evil movies. Now, think about it, this will be one year after RE3 comes out, and people will say "these movies just came out, why remake them?" and Everyone with half a brain will say"Did you see the originals?"

Man, leave it to Hollywood to get a guy to handle a franchise that has some top notch story ideas in their games, (almost 8 ) and not do anything that involves those storylines at all.
Mansion idea? Good.
Paul Anderson says: Uh, no, Under the mansion.
STARS team is badass? Great.
Paul Anderson says: Uh, I'm a cocktard and think there should be like 37 of these elite troops and they should all be killed off right away, and none of the ones from the video game should be in these movies, except Jill cause I might be able to sleep with her. Like Milla. Milla is in my movies as a hole. I'm voting for another 3 films of her inch long nipples.
Great characters like Chris Redfield, Claire, Wesker, Leon Kennedy? Amazing.
Paul Anderson says: **** no. I want original characters that you won't even catch their names. This is nu-metal film making, fast and gritty. The main characters all die. Who needs names? Lets have an underlying theme about Alice in Wonderland, but not make it known to the audience, because we'll only give them one clue, the name Alice. Also, lets kill off the video game character that almost every one likes, Leon, without even showing him in the film. We'll do this by showing a newspaper clipping saying he's effin' dead. And he's Jills Partner, even though he was never on STARS, and was never in the mansion. Lets steer clear of any girls from the games cause I can't just keep having sex with all of them, Milla is needy.


**** Paul Anderson.

That's pretty damn accurate, the only thing you left out was...

Let's turn Nemesis, by far the coolest RE monster, from a cold heartless killer into a softie wuss with a heart who saves everyone at the end.

To think, this was the guy who did Mortal Kombat, possibly THE most accurate video game movie ever made.

What happened!? Did he learn NOTHING!?

And the Licker in the first movie would've been cool had the CGI budget been greater than Timmy's allowance.

Thanks for ruining the movie, asshole!!! -=cries=-

Well, yeah, but the CGI bidget got cut in half for the second film. Or Anderson skimmed a bit off of that so he could give a little to the budget of his AVP movie.

AVP, in my eyes, though horribly inaccurate, with a **** story, and **** characters (I'm just waiting for a male lead, Anderson), was alright. It had Aliens. It had Predators. It had the versus. It also had the people inbetween, just like the games. Except on earth, and had an earthling survivor, which wouldn't make any sense in the continuity of the Alien films, since no one had seen or known about the Xenomorphs until Ripley's crew got to the planet. Wow, Anderson ****s up again. I seriously doubt that an Alien drone could kill 2 or 3 predators in a row. Let alone in like four minutes.

The one thing he did do right was the Predalien. I needed that. He did it. Though it might have been better if he had two predators, and actually let one live for god's sake, and let the other get face****ed.

You mean like an Alien that took the form of a Preditor? I wanna see that.

CGI/FX shouldn't make much of a difference as to whether the movie is watchable. A movie can have crap claymation yet stil be awesome.


I've got a question: How does Paul Anderson get these films? Does he have his own production company, or is he just popular?

He's a take any job moron. If someone won't make a movie he will. All the good directors refuse to make movies like RE and AVP. So they get people like him and Uwe to do them. AVP was shunned by the others involved with Aliens so this dumbass picks it up and thus we have movie magic. Hollywood you sell us out -_-

Actually in an interview, James Cameron said he enjoyed AVP.










But then again this is coming from the schmuck who brought you Titanic: The Leonardo DiCaprio story.

I reassure you right away. Anderson will NOT be part of AvP2. It has been confirmed, he said that he never had a sequel in mind. ( Just a safe way for him to say that if he tries AvP2, he will get shot by angry fans...)

I could'nt believed what I just seen getting out of the premiere of AvP. It was a nightmare and I wanted to kill someone.... (cough*anderson*cough)
but knowing that anderson won't have anything to do with avp2 is somewhat a relief... Although we're yet to know any details on avp2.

I actually enjoyed the two RE movies. Basically because I don't care about the games and I didn't mind them being destroyed. I thought they were kind of funny.