Hell's Day
 

6-6-6 Party In Hell
June 5, 2006 10:15 a.m. EST


Richard Rittierodt - All Headline News Contributor
Hell, Michigan (AHN) - With Tuesday being June 6, 2006, one town in Michigan is ready to heat it all up with a celebration.

Even the town's mayor, John Colone, is all fired up for the event.

Colone says, "I've got `666' T-shirts and mugs. I'm only ordering 666 (of the items) so once they're gone, that's it. Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying you've celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell."

There will be live entertainment and a costume contest planned for the festivities. The children's play area shall have the Gates of Hell installed for the event.

While talking about the gates, Colone said, "They're 8 feet tall and 5 foot wide and each gate looks like flames, and when they're closed, it's a devil's head."

However, not all of the residents in Hell, are enthused by the festivities.

72-year-old resident Jason Leteff says, "Now, here I am living in Hell, taking my kids to church and trying to teach them the right things and the town where we live is having a 6-6-6 party."

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I also heard they were selling 1ft by 1ft square plots of Hell for $6.66. you get a little plaque showing you own a piece of Hell. :P Maybe I should reserve my space now and save time later.

Yeah, knowing Hell it probably takes an eternity just to rent a space... and I'll bet the prices are through the roof. Might as well get your hands on it while it's still hot.

OMG. The Beast itself is going to descend tomorrow! :dead:

What's that? I can't hear you I'm too busy listening to Iron Maiden and punching emo kids in the face.

I'm impressed with how well you can type while punching yourself in the face.

EDIT: Ok, ok........he's not a kid. =P

I'm not in to emo either

Uh, actually, wouldn't this day have happened 2000 years ago on 6-6-6, instead of 6-6-06?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ng/Emo-Day.jpg
Just realized people may not have got my joke.

I think Satan would take any chance he could to rise from Hell and take over the world. I really doubt he'd pay any attention to technicalities.

I want to play too. :evilgrin:

F*ck the freaks (I'm not talking about you guys). This is a bunch of weird bullsh*t.

Just wanted to post what I think about this sh*t. I won't be posting in this topic again.