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thesreddude 02-07-2002 06:01 PM

Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???

Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards?

Is Donatello as smart as Einestein?

How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker?

How does Krang go to the bathroom?

If the foot are the evil ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what?

What turtle has the hottest butt?

Would you Date April O' Neil?

Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe?

If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ?

Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends?

Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one?

How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you still play with your turtle figures?

How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it?

Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?

What does TGRI stand for?

Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance?

Would you take a trip to Dimension X?

How long do you think the Homato Yoshi / Oroko Saki fight has been going on? Did it start in pre-school and just keep building?

Would Leatherhead go after Steve Irwin (the Croc Hunter) for all the harassment of his relatives?

What is the scientific name of the 'pink one' that Professor Perry asks Mikey to get for him? (Kudos to anyone who gets this)

Who would you rather see in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears? Tokka or Razhar?

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tkukoc2200 02-07-2002 06:04 PM

hey man great questions, I will pick a couple and answer them

How does Krang go to the bathroom?
very carefully and off camera

Would you Date April O' Neil?
Heck yea I would, that yellow outfit... wow

Good Questions

Machias Banshee 02-07-2002 06:08 PM

Ooh, fun!!!

Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards?

That's probly how he ended up with that name. Little guys saw him breaking wood, and pointed and said 'Splinter!"

If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ?

Oh yeah, but then when i got caught, i would be in DEEP $HiT with all of them. :eek:

Here's an odd question:
How does Shredder 'take care of business' while wearing all those blades?

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Kali 02-07-2002 06:09 PM

Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???
~Only the Frosted kind.
Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards?
~No, of course not, he's MASTER SPLINTER!
Is Donatello as smart as Einestein?
~Keep in mind that "smart" and "intelligent" are two different things. I'd say no.
How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker?
~Not even close, dude. They did an antidrug book.
How does Krang go to the bathroom?
~I'd rather not dwell on this.
If the foot are the bad ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what?
~You mean bad as in lousy? That's a very good question, though.
What turtle has the hottest butt?
~Raph, duh!
Would you Date April O' Neil?
~Possibly, if she were a little less annoying.
Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe?
~No, I prefer a more thought out witty remark.
If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ?
~Screw the van I want the Hummer! Or maybe Raph's motorcycle.

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Kali Gargoyle's Asylum

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Skeletoncrew 02-07-2002 06:57 PM

Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???

He eats the shredded mini wheats, fruit loops, and Cap'n Crunch. But don't tell him I told you that!

Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards?

Nope.

Is Donatello as smart as Einestein?

All I know is that he has better hair than Einstein.

How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker?

I think he's more of the unspiked-fruit punch dance with the girls kinda party guy.

How does Krang go to the bathroom?

It disturbs me that this question has even entered your mind.

If the foot are the evil ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what?

Nope, its the vitrious humor.

What turtle has the hottest butt?

If I ever meet them I'll be sure to do a squeeze test.

Would you Date April O' Neil?

I'm not really into other women.

Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe?

No, but sometimes when you're braindead...these things happen. Hee hee!

If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ?

No, but if I had the right guy with me I might go parking.

Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends?

Absolutely!

Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one?

No. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many of Rocksteady's and Bebop's what?

Do you still play with your turtle figures?

I don't have any. (Yet.) Bit if I did I'd pose them witht the rest of my action figures.

How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it?

Obviously they were able to beat those guys up in the dark. He just forgot his sai in the heat of the moment.







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Skeletoncrew 02-07-2002 07:00 PM

Quote:

On 2002-02-07 20:08, Machias Banshee wrote:

Here's an odd question:
How does Shredder 'take care of business' while wearing all those blades?

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For that matter, how does he do anything?! If he crossed his arms he'd rip them up. If he crossed his legs he'd rip them up. If he tried to scratch an itch he'd tear open his flesh. He must be hell on furniture...

I'm guessing that those blades aren't as sharp as he'd like the world to believe. :smile:

Machias Banshee 02-07-2002 07:05 PM

SHREDDER DULL??!?!?!?! I dont believe it!!

Would i challengge Raph to a fight if he insulted my family?

I would just insult him back. :grin:



Kali 02-07-2002 07:07 PM

Yippee! More questions!
Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends?
~No contest.
Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one?
~No. If he insulted me I wouldn't care (I'd probably consider it foreplay), I'd be cheering him along if he insulted my family, and he is my loved one.
How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
~Just the two. The question is how many lightbulbs would they break before they finally got one in.
Do you still play with your turtle figures?
~No. They sit on my VCR, although Leo has this thing about falling off.
How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it?
~SAI. He'll be able to hear it land, duh! And they're NINJA! They're used to working in the dark.
And, last but not least:
How does Shredder 'take care of business' while wearing all those blades?
I imagine he would take them off first. I don't think they're actually attached to his skin. He's used them a long time, he's probably figured out how to do all the every day stuff without damaging anything.

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Kali 02-07-2002 07:16 PM

Aww, you changed the Foot question after I already answered it. No fair!

That would depend on your definition of good. :grin:

Machias Banshee 02-07-2002 07:21 PM

I can't believe how many people are on tonite! Well, more people means more questions!

Ok, since i am such a splinter-nut, i'll ask this question.

would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter?

In a match of wits, who would win: Barney the Dinosaur or Michaelangelo?

In a grudgematch,b who would win, Shredder or Darth Vader?

I scare myself with my own weirdness.
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Kali 02-07-2002 07:28 PM

I can't believe how many people are on tonite!

~~Me Neither!

Would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter?
~~No. In front of, perhaps, but not to.

Okay, here's a cute (and strange) question.

If you could have one of the turtles when they were little, which one would it be?
~~Probably Leo or Don, they'd be the easiest to take care of. But then again Mikey was so cute. ("Oh no! If she got chicken pox from a chicken, does that mean that I got... HUMAN POX?" WAY TOO CUTE!)

Skeletoncrew 02-07-2002 07:28 PM

Quote:

On 2002-02-07 21:21, Machias Banshee wrote:


Ok, since i am such a splinter-nut, i'll ask this question.

would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter?

Okay, here's a cute (and strange) question. I'm a young TMNT-nut too. :grin:

If you could have one of the turtles when they were little, which one would it be?
As for Splinter, would oohing and ahhing over him and wanting to snuggle him and kiss him be considered disprespectful? (I LOVE ratties!)

I don't care much for children, I prefer my mutants to be adults.

Machias Banshee 02-07-2002 07:39 PM

Quote:

If you could have one of the turtles when they were little, which one would it be?
~~Probably Leo or Don, they'd be the easiest to take care of. But then again Mikey was so cute. ("Oh no! If she got chicken pox from a chicken, does that mean that I got... HUMAN POX?" WAY TOO CUTE!)
What, you don't want any Little Raphaels running around? :smile:

Kali 02-07-2002 07:40 PM

Too much trouble. I'd rather have him all grown up. At least then I could tie him up. :wink:

Machias Banshee 02-07-2002 07:47 PM

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On 2002-02-07 21:28, Skeletoncrew wrote:
As for Splinter, would oohing and ahhing over him and wanting to snuggle him and kiss him be considered disprespectful? (I LOVE ratties!)
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:eek: Woah, nelly!

Skeletoncrew 02-07-2002 07:47 PM

Yeah, people generally look down upon the tying up of little children. Such a pity.

thesreddude 02-07-2002 07:48 PM

Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?

What does TGRI stand for?

Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance?

Would you take a trip to Dimension X?


Machias Banshee 02-07-2002 07:48 PM

Psychos. :lol: The adult form, however...
:evilgrin:

MikeyC: Uh-oh.

Hey, more questions, goodie!

Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?
~Speech therapy and Anger Manglement... nah!

What does TGRI stand for?
~Turtle Girl's Really idiotic??? *shields herself from bappage*

Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance?
~Hell Yes!

Would you take a trip to Dimension X?
Maybe if i was paid...
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Skeletoncrew 02-07-2002 07:50 PM

Quote:

On 2002-02-07 21:47, Machias Banshee wrote:
Quote:

On 2002-02-07 21:28, Skeletoncrew wrote:
As for Splinter, would oohing and ahhing over him and wanting to snuggle him and kiss him be considered disprespectful? (I LOVE ratties!)
:eek: Woah, nelly!

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Ummm...hmmm...I uhhh...didn't mean kisses *that* way. Hmmm...maybe it would be kinda disrespectful. Maybe he'd let me stroke his fur anyway?

Kali 02-07-2002 07:50 PM

Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?
~~No, they seem fine to me.
What does TGRI stand for?
~~Techno Global Research Industries. I'd put something else, but I'm drawing a blank.
Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance?
~~No, because I don't need insurance.
Would you take a trip to Dimension X?
~~Is it all expenses paid?


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