Ask Bunny
 

Don't tell her it was me.

Dear Bunny,

Your bread is my favorite brand. ^_^ How do you get it so light and fluffy?

- My Name is Earl of Sandwich

Dear Bunny,

Are you a rabbit? Or.... I don't know, I'm confussed.

- Master Chief

Dear Bunny,

Why's everybody always picking on my brother?

Yours truly,
Sally Brown

Dear Bunny,

Why is one of my nipples bigger than the other?

Yours truly,
Lola Areola

Dear Bunny,

Why do you think Hitler was right?

Sincerely,
Inagt Kahgnekt

Dear Bunny,

is is true that Spawn Guy snores?

Love,

Martha Stewart

Dear Bunny,

Is it true Martha Stewart is made out of people?

John Stuart

Pardon me, Bunny-person.

When will you find the time to answer our questions?

~ Fearing Abandonment

Dear Bunny,
I really don't have a question but I'd like to post my recipe for chocolate chip sandwiches:

2 Slices of Bread
Some Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise
Mustard (optional)
Lunch Meat
Cheese
Chocolate Chips

Preparation: Make a sandwich, top with chocolate chips, and enjoy.

Hope you like it,
Jester

PS: I'm going to be doing a new show called 5 Second Meals....hope you all will tune in.

Dear Bunny,

I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can do
yeah...

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end...

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive then will you be there to hold my hand?

Dear Bunny,


Do you know what song those lyrics are from?

Dear Bunny,

Should we be worried Max has the internet at his finger tips, but fails to attempt a Google search on a set of lyrics to see where they come from? Yahoo even.

Dear Bunny,

is Spawn Guy always that mean?

Love,

Sewer Bull

Dear Bunny,

Should I be more sensitive? Pretend I'm interested in what Bull says while he picks out his skirts at the mall, perhaps?

Dear bunny

don't you think that you should get to answer some questions before we post anymore? i mean, you got about 16 questions to answer already, dagnabbit!

Dear Bunny,

WTF?

~ Boredumb

I go for a walk in the park and suddenly I'm being assaulted! Epp!
Okay ... here we go...

Dear Earl, I use special wheat enhancers.

Dear Chief, it's okay to be confused.

Dear Sally, have him use lotion for the scabs and chop the offenders' fingers off.

Dear Lola, tell your significant other to suck more on the smaller one.

Dear Inagt Kahgnekt, your message was deleted by the board of 'what the frick are they talking about.' Please resubmit.

Dear Martha, yes but in a cute-I'm-gonna-rip-your-throat-out-if-any-one-hears-about-it way

Dear John, you've heard about solient green, right?

Dear Fear, park. walking. now am here.

Dear Jester, liked the recipe, but ate all the chocolate chips yesterday. {By the way, Spawny, you need to add chocolate chips to your shopping list}

Dear Spawny, I love you, too.

Dear Max, duh!

Dear Spawny, some people need help. Though it’s not the Hell Spawn way, I do what I can.

Dear Sewer Bull, it’s part of his charm.

Dear Spawny, nah. He’ll get over it. Besides I heard he’s got a thing for Martha Stewart.

Dear Tookie, have you ever tried to type with cute fuzzy paws?

Dear Boredumb, the answers to the universe are 43 and Carmel Cone ice cream.

Love and kisses,
Bunny

...

How do you know about my fascination with Martha Stewart?????? It's been my deepest secret! Is it that well visible?

*hides a Martha's tattoo portrait on his forearm*

Dear Bull-meister,

Your secret is safe with me. {and the Los Angeles Police department of retraining orders.}

Love and kisses,
Bunny