You know if ...
 

New game. YAY! It's simple.

you respond to the last person's you know blah blah blah

with an if or when blah blah blah, then post your own you know .

For example.

Bunny: You know you've been on the computer too long ...

Spawny: When your butt becomes the shape of your computer chair.

:D Let's play!

You know you've drunk too much coffee ....

..When you agree to an insane idea like this.

Never leap off a bridge...

if you haven't paid for swimming lessons.

You know you haven't nuetered your dog when....

your bunny slippers feel a little squishy...


You know something's a bad idea when...

When you end up with less fingers then when you started.

You know you've been on the internet for too long when...

Someone's getting on your nerves and you search a little ''X'' around him.

You know its time for you to buy a new car when...

...your old one blows up.

You know it's time to get a bigger fly swatter when...

a hobo sells the smaller one.

You know it's time to get a haircut when...

A small animal makes a nest in your hair.

You know it's time for another zombie invasion if...

Every shotguns are given to customers for free.

You know you've done something wrong when

your mother uses your middle name.

You know you've cooked the toast too long ...

it burns like never before.

You know you'll have to pay the price when...

you have a full loaded gun to the salesman's head.

You know your too old for this when...

Your liver spots mutate into flesh eating monsters.

You know your significant other is mad if...

you melt the pancake spatula.

You know your pants are tight when...

People can see your junk.

You knows it's time to vacuum your room if...

...the roaches and the rats can be seen leaving it, saying that it's too dirty for them

You know that you shouldn't have had that last drink when...

your skin starts to turn pink.

You know you've seen one too many horror movies when...

Freddy and Jason visit you for a game of Clue.

You know it's time to run if...

Someone throws a stink bomb at you.

You know you are a big sports fan if