Worst Video Game Quotes
 

1. Anything said in Last Alert
2. Anything said in Resident Evil
3. "Doctor Wowee" (Megaman 8)
4. Quite possibly, the last thing you ever want to say in a Shoot 'em Up (Vampire Night)
5. "Where is The Lazer?", "Ask The Police" (Captain Amercia and The Avengers)

90% of Symphony of the Night.

Oh god, that one had me in stitches. :lol: That is indeed pretty horrible.

The worst one I have heard/seen while playing a game (and running the risk of looking like a Kingdom Hearts fan girl :roll: ) is "We totally owned you, lamers!", said by Seifer from Kingdom Hearts II. I do believe that one speaks for itself.

But if we are talking about the worst one that we have seen to the point that it is funny?

"Congratulation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!" --Ending of Ghostbusters for NES.

I'll have to go with the classic "All your base are belong to us".

"Metal Gear?"

And every single line from Final Fantasy X.

Yeah, them too.

But yo, what happened to your 360 gamertag thing?

Xbox Live is down for maintenance this afternoon, so my Gamercard data can't be used.

Every line from Final Fantasy X is right. Awful dialog. Final Fantasy XII, as well.

Ganondorf has some pretty homo lines, too. He pretends he's all big and whatnot, but we all know the ending every time. It's not like he's fooling anyone.

Yeah, he has some truly horrific lines. A lot of stuff said in Twilight Princess was pretty bad.

From Devil May Cry sadly

"I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!" Ugh that was so horrible.

That reminds me of a line from another Crapcom game.

"I've covered wars, you know!"

Man, Capcom has to have the worst writers on the planet, and that goes double for their voice actors.

Amen to that, who ever decided using porn stars in the first RE game was really thinking outside the box wasn't he? He turned it into a joke, it was bad enough back then now it's like watching a movie so bad the only reason you do is to laugh at it.

"You almost became a Jill Sandwich!"

They must have let the porn stars write their old lines to.

DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

All Your Base, of course. And while it's not a quote per se, I'd also like to nominate the 'laughing' scene from Final Fantasy X. If you've played the game, you know what I'm talking about. Christ, that was painful.

THANK YOU........ WONDER MAN! OK, GO!

Anything said in Contra Neo.

BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU

Oh Symphony of the night. You so crazy

Let's not forget this one:

"You can't escape!" "YOU will be the one escaping!"

And of course, there's also the intro to the Mega Drive version of Zero Wing.

You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love.

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Can anyone confirm this one?

"The night is still young. Let us go out for Pleasure."

It's so ironic that I just dug that game out last week.