OMG another "ASK ME" thread LOL
 

Alright, nosy parkers. I'm done with all your fan PMs being sent to me every now and then. I hereby open this thread just for your convenience, so that you'd be finally happy gorging yourselves on my humble person in public. Plus, my inbox wouldn't get stuck with your incoming messages anymore. So I guess it's a win-win situation.

Besides - since every cool kid in town seems to have its own "ask me" thread, why not me? What am I, a chopped liver or something?

Ask away, I need love.

Dear Bull,

I am so happy for you.

All my love

You're darling Spawny

PS: You? Me? Inbox? Right now?

dear bull...why do

Dear Spawny,

Thank you so much. You're all I have in here.

Love,

Bull

P.S.
Yes.

With pleasure.

Of course!

I'm rushing there no matter what.

=====

Dear bullet,

I've

sb,

wtf?

yfit

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rtfm

luv,

sb

pffft.

Bully Boy...Do you really think this will stop the Spamming of your inbox??? Inquiring minds want to know the beyond PG details of the soap opera.

On another note...I'm thinking of getting implants.....yes? no? Also, where can I buy T-Shirts that do not make me look huge because of the way they fit over my assets? I have a 23 inch waist, but no one ever knows but me and a certian someone :(

Thanks in advance, Cowboy ;) :P

Dear Sb,

My friend has a leak. What do I do?

Inquiring minds should hold their horses, as even a superstar like me ought to have some privacy.

BTW - stop pestering me about my pics from kindergarten

... implants? FOR WHAT?! Good grief, you want to have them bigger than Oregon?!

Buy a sack of potatoes. Then dispose of potatoes. You got a sack. One sexy sack... got my point?

Plug it with a cork.

HEY KATIE! SB SAYS I NEED TO ...

wait. That sounds really bad. Um ... nevermind.

*snickersnicker*

*hugs Katie*

*buys her ice cream*

*and chocolates*

*and whatever else will make her stop glaring at me.*

Yo Bull,

Any suggestions for Bunny on how not to get killed by Katie?

'Ruko

Bull,

Uh...in kinda a tight spot at the moment. See, I ound this great out fit. All black and white. Totally cool. Enhances my power. Makes me feel invincible, etc, etc. One problem: it wants to take over my mind. It's alive as a matter of fact. This thing has made me more agressive than a drunk rhino with an itchy crotch, and it won't come off.

Thoughts?

Yours, The Unbondable-Man

What russian novel, embracin' more than 500 characters, was set in the napoleonic wars?

*Glare, eye twitch* Bunny..... *throbbing forehead vein* I-I don't even know where to start.... *slow intensifying of the bullet wound pain* I-I thought you knew me better than that..... *white knuckles and lips* I-I'm so.....insulted. *takes an offensive stance* I've spent 15 years in training for just such a moment. *sneer* I-I- GAH!














;) :P :lol:



No worries, gals...they're real at the moment ;)

I'm going for a strapless wedding gown, whadda ya think ;) ? We could have a double wedding. Now...If I can oly find the state that will allow you guys to wed......



Silly Mike-Mike :P

oooo what about Mikey-Mike! It's almost too Walberg, but I like it! hehehe

Dudes and dudettes! I'm back online!


Dear Sewer Bull,


if you had a weapon, what would you have?

Hi Ruko,

She should give her a poster signed by Gerardo himself. Gerardo of "Rico Suave" chart-topper. I heard Katie still loves him.

Love,

Bull

Dear Unbondable-Man

Great outfit? All black and white, totally cool? Enhancing your powers, makkng you feel invincible? Taking over mind, making you more aggresive and not willing to come off?

...

You naughty boy! At first I thought you meant Symbiote and started to worry about you, but now I think you meant more or less this:

http://www.weltersbacher.de/pix/schund/SadoMasoBear.jpg

But OK, I'll pay you a visit tonight, Milord.

Love,

Bull

*hits the button*

War and Peace? What did I win? What did I win?

Strapless wedding gown sounds damn fine to me. As for the state - Vermont?

Dear Mikeranjero-Michaelangelo

But I've already got a weapon. It's my Third Horn wit and cunning.

Vermont, eh..... I might end up sticky from all the syrup. I thought maybe Hawaii...I can't keep track of the other states. All I know is that my home state is Backwards and this one pipes Country music into your ears 24 /7.



So I talked to my guy last night and told him you might be interested in him and said he could choose betwen you or me and that I would respect whatever made him happy.......He has not let me out of the clingy death grip of a hug since then (which makes typing hard) and has been muttering something about having steak at our reception. So I guess my question is.....WHY CAN'T I HAVE YOUR KINDERGARTEN PICS?!?!?!?!



:P

Yes.

No.