Jam Sessions vs Guitar Hero
 

Uh, so I'm a lazy asshole and I need to know which of these is better. Not like, musically, but whatever, you should know what I mean. GH III is really damn expensive, so I asked for Jam Sessions for Christmas instead, and I would like to be reassured that I made the right choice.

What the hell is Jam Sessions?

Are you talking about the sh*tty guitar simulator for DS? That's the only Jam Session I've ever heard of, and it's not even a game. It's just some random-ass thing you can play guitar on.

Jam Session? Eh... I would rather get a real guitar, or just Guitar Hero. I'd say try and get Guitar Hero. Even though it may be expensive, the entire experience you'll get from it will be worth it compared to Jam Session.

Yeah, talk about a niche product.

Well... damn. I guess I sort of fail.

They're not really games that can be compared. Yeah, it's not even really a game. I think it's interesting enough to pick up though, even if only to learn how to play "Still Alive" from Portal.

And I just have to post this (NSFW):

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? o.o Sounds... crappy.

It's nice if you'd like to have a little guitar-type thing with you instead of a full sized guitar.

Na, not really. Live and learn, right? Besides, just because we don't like it doesn't mean it will suck. Just try it out when you get to open it on Christmas Day and see what you think.

It's not a question of suck or not. The point is it isn't a game, and if she's expecting something along the lines of GH, she's not going to get it.