Dumbest Video Game Quotes
 

I know every one of you has heard or read some really stupid statements regarding aspects of video games. Drop a few of your favorites (or most hated in here). It has to be something that is not objectionable, though... nothing like "E.T. for the 2600 is the greatest game of all time" or "Nobody can beat Sub-Zero"... you know, stuff where anyone and everyone familiar with the game in question can tell they're an idiot :p

Oh, and try not to post anything by Jack Thompson, Joe Lieberman, or Uwe Boll. That's too easy.

Anyway, this is one that someone posted on IGN:

Eeeeh...

When I saw the thread title, I thought it would be about dumb quotes FROM video games, not about them.

So I'll just leave Duke Nukem 3D alone.

...no bashing poorly translated Engrish games from the 90's then? :cry:

No cake for you, then.

I guess that'd work too. The Engrish in games would have a lot of help from the SNK catalogue.

Well I'll go ahead and cover the bad quotes FROM video games with the obvious "All your base are belong to us"

Now to go along more with the thread title, Id have to say it would be a quote from Nobuyuki Idei, the Sony Chief Corporate Advisor saying "Microsoft is not a technology company"

ha.

It's good that someone got that one out of the way.

It had to be done, sooner or later. I'm going to go set us up the bomb now.

'Nuff said. :lol: