Paris Hilton needs a friend
 

Just when I thought stupid reality tv shows couldn't get any more inane and contrived this gem pops up. There's going to be a new reality tv show where a bunch of girls (and I think a hand ful of guys) will be competeing for the exalted status of Paris hilton's new BFF. :|

Seriously who the hell in their right f*cking mind would want to be Paris Hilton little pet--I mean best friend? God, I weep when I see things like this, this is what television has been reduced too.

Who else has heard about this? And who here is actually going to watch it?

I'm going to start a series called Paris Hilton Needs to STFU.

Masochists.

I pity you, if it's such an issue for you.

Like I said, masochists.

I've seen this show sadly, and when I see things like this out in the world it makes me wonder why the hell there aren't more serial killers.

She stole the idea from South Park... Remember that episode where they parody The Bachelor, and Stan, Cartman, and Kyle look for a replacement for Kenny?

Only that was watchable.

When's that start? I can't wait! ^_^

Oh my God, Whining about celebrities?

Who would've thought?!

This made me feel better.

Oh my God, Paris panting in the back seat?

Who would've thought?!

So, what crap-ball network is this gonna run on? Fox? Seems like their bag. The CW? They have enough crap for that demographic of spoiled white rich girl lovers. A&E, the we're not artful or entertaining anymore network? I'd stake my claim that it would either be MTV or E!

My life is over! Paris gets her own show and animal cookies are gone! I blame the terrorists! And the economy!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH!

It's currently airing on MTV since Sept 30th and Paris wrote and sings the theme song (which will be on her upcoming new album). I haven't seen any eps of the show but I heard the theme song and well she sounds like pre-insanity Britney now.

Paris ALWAYS had a show. people just can;'t get enough of her good looks:

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Yum... gimme some of that! :tsweatdr:

ugh...I saw some of this. Looks like Paris being put in jail for a while and humilated on tv didn't make her learn any thing. :roll: I would have throught the experience would have mellowed her out some but she still acts like a self previliaged saltine rich bitch.

Do you know she wanted to give a few of the girls make overs and when some them didn't like the idea she almost got rid of them? She's not looking for a friend, she's looking for a door mat. ANd how much do you want to bet this is going to stretch out over several seasons where Paris Hilton tries diffrent sets of girls to find her BFF because the one she had before didn't work out. :roll:

There is no Paris Hilton. What are you talking about? *shuts his eyes, covers his ears, and begins humming loudly*

I'm pretty sure Kinkotsuman would beat Paris in a beauty contest. And outweigh her by a dozen pounds.

(Smiles that someone knows who he is... that made my day)

See, this is the thing...everyone bitches and complains about this girl. They say they get her shoved down their throat so god damn much...I seriously never hear anything about her until she gets a new show or something. Do you people do nothing but watch TV?

My sister and girlfriend both love watching the Paris Hilton shows, and I STILL don't hear about her as much as people say they do.

It's not but people whining like little children. She's rich and "famous" and you aren't. Get the hell over it.

Yeah... we should all get over it and work hard cleaning toilets of greedy sh**s like her, especially those of us who p*ssed hundreds of thousands of dollars that we'll never pay off to go to college.

Who doesn't know Kinnikuman's rival from the Planet Dokuro?