Why the flip does Sonic need a car?
 

http://kotaku.com/5271986/sega-wheel...ll+star-racing

FFS, it's Sonic Drift all over again. Only with the annoying simians from Samba de Amigo and Super Monkey Ball.

Go to Hell, Sega.

To drive around in, silly boy.

(Rim shot)

Use this instead.

How else is he supposed to get chix?

Last time I pushed a big red button I blew up the power plant... no thanks.

Maybe it's so Sonic can ghost-ride the whip during the loading sequen- yeah fine, I got nothing. There's no excuse to put Sonic in that car. :(

he's gotten slow over the years and need a car now

Cars are more slylish then sneakers.

Clearly, its so that X guy can come in and compare Sonic's car to his car.

Sonic in a car is like Goku with a bazooka or Superman in a kevlar vest. What's the point? Oh wait, it's so Sega can make more money. My bad.

Oh ****! CLOSE THIS THREAD NOW!

There's no point in keeping it open, Ryona came in and dropped some of her vast knowledge on us! Like, if anyone else said that, I'd think they were stating the obvious, but ****, now I know its true.

Why can't you inform us of all the other things you understand, that we clearly don't? I mean, I think it'd be beneficial if you came in with this know-how on other topics, and word it in a way that colors everyone else dumb, because you get it.

Settle for a machine gun?

http://cgi.ebay.com/DRAGONBALL-Z-GOK...3%3A3|294%3A50

Whoa, SLOW YOUR ROLE, BUDDY. You don't wanna be put in her f*cking SIG do you?! That's how she'll get you! BY SIGGING YOU.

Wow... lol

I don't even know what else to add. That was a whopper. Well executed :thumbsup:

Posting news about the latest Sonic rape story is like all those child abuse sh*ts that get posted in Current Events. We all feel bad for being a human being, then forget about it 10 minutes later and go on with our menial lives.

Just because Sonic can run fast doesn't mean he always wants to. He's not as young as he used to be. Saying Sonic can't drive a car because he can run is like saying you shouldn't use utensils because you can eat with your hands. And I'm never eating pasta with my hands again.

I love Mecha. I too hate to think of the days of eating things with my hands.

Skittles with spoons 4EVA

For the love of Christ... the topic's title is a rhetorical question. The first couple of times it was attempted, it wasn't bad... but now it's just as bad as the game's existence in and of itself.

Thank heavens I didn't go with my original topic title of milking hedgehogs....

I think I missed the part where Ryona said or even suggested that we obviously didn't get the point. Link?
:lol: Hilarity... :D
Damn... Is the hypersensitivity in this thread contagious or something?