Erm...Hi
 

Hi. The name's Mars. I'm a newbie. Anyone here? :tpizza:

Hi! Welcome to the Technodrome! *hands over a mango of welcome*

Welcome to the Technodrome!
*hands Mars a carmel apple of welcome*
Have fun! enjoy your stay! and watch out for rotten mangos!

*rides through the scene with a basket of rotten mangos on the handle bar*

WELCOOOOOO... *crashes into a tree, causing all the rotten mangos to splatter over body* Ewww... we gotta stop the rookie bashing, or maybe I need to stop... I end up bashing myself in the process.

Welcome Mars... oh, and... *chucks whatever rotten mango he can find at Mars*

MUAHAHA... *rides off*

BTW... I'm the official nincompoop of this forum, so be ready for nothing but stupidity in most of my posts. It's a dirty job... but someone's gotta do it.

Welcome to the technodrome Mars!!

*picks up one of Ninjaturtlenincompoop's rotten mangos and hands it to Mars*

Mangos..yum. *Ahem* Thanks, you guys. I feel welcome here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got a nincompoop to splatter. YAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *grabs mangos and searches for Ninjaturtlenincompoop* :lol:

WAAAAAAH! *runs away from Mars, throwing his hands up in the air like a... a... well, a nincompoop!*

You'll never catch me!!! *gets on the distorted bike and starts riding again, only to crash into yet another tree* Dang... I hate bikes! *picks up self and starts running*

*tosses mangos madly* Take this, mango-lover!!! Bwahahahahhaaaaa!!!!
*Runs off in pursuit*

Now you see why they call me Mars.

WELCOME...

...TO THE TECHNODROME.

Enjoy your stay. And watch out for rotten mangos. :roll:

Thanks.
And, believe me, I've taken care of the mangos. *heaves a bunch at Ninjanin*

Oi! Welcome to the 'Drome!

*offers up Ice Cream Sammich of welcome

WOO! Ice cream!!! *takes it while heaving mango*

*quickly and stealthily snatches ice cream and replaces it with a mango in Mar's graps* MUAHAHA... he'll never suspect a thing. *does the trademark pinky below lip like Dr. Evil*

::blinks:: Um, welcome to the technodrome... I'd give out the warnings or the usuall food type thing of welcome, but that would seem a bit redundant at the moment... I would offer you a hand shake, but I'm afraid my hand would get stolen....

*smacks NinjaNin with a Kendo stick

Oi! Give mars that Ice Cream Back!!!

Oow *smacks grunger_kittie with a garbage can lid* Fine fine fine! *extends ice cream bar to Mars, then pulls it back in and runs away*
WEEEEEEEHAAAA!!!

*Pulls out her sais and growls* GIMME MY ICE CREAM SAMMICH!!!!
And I'm a GIRL, you ninny!!!! :evil:

geeze guys. don't you know mangos are sacred around here. I know a certain blue turtle who's going to cry about this! :o

*hands a mango of welcome* Don't throw this one... :roll:

Peace and Fun
Shadow Jones

All right, the mangos will be spared.
But, coconuts......*grins evilly*....THOSE won't be spared at all!!! :evilgrin:

:D There's a certain blue turtle who will be happy to hear that. Besides...coconuts hurt more :evilgrin: