Turtles 3 goofy dialogue +
 

So who else was disappointed that Casey Jones got no action in the third movie. I saw this when i was 9 years old and was pumped when Mikey called him in and then... NOTHING!

April was a total bitch the entire movie, I dunno if anyone saw that but she def wasn't an April.

She tells the turtles "I have a feeling we're going to be here for a very long time" then she tells witt "im going back real soon" lol


I loved the voice of donatello his comedy makes the movie- Hes good with his hands....... who frisbeeed me in the face...... SOMETIMES.... I HATE THAT guy..... YAH- best line in the movie.

but what does he mean when he says he can't possibly live w/out a single microchip- does that mean brothers? or does that mean a real microchip


what else was weird- o ya why did that have those childish sound effects during the fight scenes? if they eliminate those they would have been better off.

splinters voice was really goofy in my opinion and his head was huge.


how did all the japanese people speak english?

I still dont understand the yo dude thing and why everybody starts laughing so hard at splinter-

they should had usagi yojimbo in the movie- it would have made for a great finale with him vs leonardo.

o well I still say this movie was ok- and im glad it was made better than not having a third movie

It's not like the movie was made for adults ya know...and it's not like their budget was "all that" either.....now, what I DO think pissed off fans young and old was the fact that the second movie should've had Rocksteady and Bebop as the mutated animals.

Yet, in regards or additional wtf moments in the 3rd movie, how about that Lord whatever falling off the cliff, and then vanishing to nothing with no splash of water to be seen...ha ha.

"Meow, dude!" :ohwell:

I made a fanedit of this movie, cutting most of the ridiculous dialogue. It's on Youtube, I'll post the link later. It's a very amateurish edit. I've been thinking of doing it again for some time, now with DVD quality.

This is my second favorite Turtles movie. And the one and only reason for that is because the turtles actually USED THEIR WEAPONS! That is what completely destroyed the second movie for me (well that and the fact that they don't even 'fight' Shredder). It enraged me everytime they would fight (in the second movie) they had perfectly good weapons in their belts, and yet they would pick up sticks, sausages and other nonsense to fight with instead. Whoever came up with that idea for that movie should be caned. Unfortunately, (as far as the 3rd movie goes) no one ever posed any type of real threat to the turtles and the fights that they did have were against rather unskilled soldiers in martial arts and couldn't put up a decent fight. Nonetheless, them using their weapons again automatically moved it ahead of the second movie.
Jack

Yeah that makes it way worse then the 3rd movie which has some of the worst dialogue ever written. Not to mention the worst puppet effects I've seen in a theatrical release movie. The lip syncing is off almost the entire film.

I'd rather see the turtles fight with sausages and not "fight" Shredder then have them go back in time and spout off some of the worst humorless one liners in film history.

clint eastwood? nah....

the dance scene at the end made the movie, beacuse it was dark and gritty, just like the comic, not light hearted and goofy at all

That line not only is unfunny but also doesn't make sense. When did Eastwood look/dressed like Walker?

in dirty harry, you dont remeber? ah geez.....

i prefer the third movie to TMNT

really? the first movie is the closest to the comic we have. and the 2007 was a good try i guess

Except it was still silly it was just lit differently so the overall appearance was darker. It was a hybrid. It tried to have Mirage and the old toon mixed. It worked to an extent but one of the reasons I liked 2 better was it knew what it had to be. It wasn't allowed to be as violent so they just focused on making it like a live action version of the cartoon. I also thought the costumes looked better and to be honest I hated Corey Feldman as Don. Adam Carl nailed Don's voice and is one of my favorite Don voices ever.

Sure there wasn't as much fighting but sometimes an enjoyable storyline dwarfs that, at least for me. I also liked most of the jokes better in the 2nd movie, as corny as they were.

The 3rd movie was such a disaster that I wont show it to my kids... I dont even think I bought any of the action figure line, movie just ruined my enjoyment of it.. I think I have Walker though.. The CGI movie was good overall.. 2nd movie wasn't bad.. I just hope the next movie is more like the first.. Puppets and live action..

i still want to see a friday the 13th tmnt crossover...

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"Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"-

Donatello

Honestly, I like the turtle movies in the order they came. The first being my favorite, TMNT being the least.