North Korea Blows
 

Well, Saddam finally got whats coming to him. Next thing to do? You guessed it! MASS INVASION AND BRUTAL EXECUTION OF NORTH KOREAN PINKO COMMY SCUM! BOMB THOSE BASTARDS TO HELL! YEEEEEEEEEHA!

I know I'll get some good ones from this......

Long Live Communism! Aye!

And after North Korea, why not South Korea? and then why not China and Japan, and all the other Asian countries? and then we can sweep across India and Pakistan, and then the former Soviet states, and then why not Australia and New Zealand? Then we can swarm over to South America and take all of those countries out, then up to Mexico. The coalition can refuel in the US and the take out Canada and head all the way up to the North Pole and rough up Santa. And then we can begin our massive attack on the UK, I know their on our side but they might have some ties to terrorism! Then we can slaughter Europe, then head into Russia and the Balkans. The we can attack the Middle East, and why not bomb Iraq again? Then we can finish up with Africa.

Great Idea! And why stop there? Those Mole-men have been digging up my garden for ages! We should nuke the center of the Earth! Then go to Mars nuke it a couple thousand times (just to be safe), and then use it for our pooping lodge. "What the hell is a pooping lodge?", you ask? We'll find out once Mars is nuked..... :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Then bomb Iraq again, followed by a massive tank invasion in Antarctica, never know what those 300 scientists and millions of penguins are concocting there, then of course bomb Iraq again....when everyone dies, we can then bomb Iraq again for a reunion!

And why stop there? We can just send out thousands of nukes into space, hopefully they can take out any space terrorists.

Then just kill off the damn moon, it will get in the way of the sun a lot, and they may send special forces and other intelligence after us, plus I heard they found life on mars...

Hmmmm, but why stop there? We should burst into other dimensions and alternate realities. Nuke Heaven and Hell! I'm sick of God pushing me around like I'm his bitch! I'm an American dammit! I like my meat raw and my porno cheap as free!

And then blow up the Earth, just to make sure no terrorists survive. :lol:

And just end there??? You have got to be kidding me, we will nuke the **** out of black holes until they don't suck anything else up, I think black holes can be considered terroristic activities, so why not? Then nuke that mirror universe and alternate energies.

And Anti-Matter! And those damn dirty apes! and endangered species! Why the hell not? They would be plentiful if they didnt suck ass or weren't delicious!

Yea, eat all the animals and turn those damn forests into parking lots and shopping centers, we need concrete, nice MAN-MADE stuff, not that tree crap, we would be like Canada! Antimatter really has to go, I say we dig a whole to the center of the earth and blow it up, we don't need that heat to bother us up here, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: Why not tear a hole in the space time continuum and go back and start nuking everything since the creation of mankind?

Yea, we can constantly nuke things, that way we would NEVER fear terrorists again!!! :lol: :lol: The world is saved!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Holee Bajeezers, watch your language!

this thread is unnecessary. *pulls out the keys*