Lines you would use to PO Raph (and other TMNT characters)
 

Ok pretend your a bad guy and make up a situation where you could be fighting or about to fight. The key is to piss off Raph so bad he will go crazy on you! :tmad:

Example: I had just beat down Master Splinter and he is on the edge of death.
Me: "Muahahaha...you should have seen him as while I was putting him out of his misery. He cried just like you."

Another one....

Me: "That's right you talk big when you have your brother Leo with you. He's always there to save your butt."

Talk trash to Raph!! What you got!!?

Hai ralph those fork-knives won't hurt me!

"Hey, Tortoise Boy! Nice booties! Did your mommy make 'em for you? :lol:"

If I wanted to be especially nasty, I'd just say, "COWABUNGA!" :evilgrin:

I bet Edward Cullen could beat you up.

Me after murdering his entire family: "Keep crying pussy" (while holding Splinter's head):lol:

I SWEAR I've heard that one before...in something...but I'm not sure what. Or at least, something like it.

Now let's see here...

"So you're the 'Cool but Rude' one eh? Funny, I thought you were the one with PMS."

*crickets chirp*

....yeah, I suck at this.:ohwell:

:blanksta: Yours is a very disturbing imagination.
Mixing universes... Me like! ^_^

Didn't you lose to Mikey at the battle nexus? Where he became the champion of the multiple verse! Can I get his autograph? He is the champion of the universe right? You know the guy that beat you!

Btw when you were out, I took your shell cycle out for a ride and totally ruined it! It's in pieces!!

We're still cool right?

I think red looks stupid on you, what about hot pink - that's more you!

Raphy...there had been a small accident in your bedroom involving a matchbox....

your shows been canceled.

"You DO know that your 'goofball' counterpart is more popular than you'll ever be, right Mr. 'I've-only-got-six-seasons-to-his-ten'?"

Death wish, right there :P :thumbsup:

Raphy ...I was washing your bandana/mask...and right now its a bit too ...pink.... It doesn't matter right?


Editing for correcting expression...!! Thanks to Gobo, Pipsqueak and Powder!!!!!

Say what? :tconfuse:

Well 'Raph i got your 'my dear diary' and im going to read out loud!' or just run around and poke raph the whole time!

I'm gonna assume luz meant 'It doesn't matter right?'.

I threw away that punching bag, it was stinking up the place. Plus it doesn't look good... Plus I needed space to put my new iMac computer.