Time to Buy a Shotgun....
 

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It's gonna be a girl!!!

Due September 1st, 2010...

My life has literally changed... Things that I would have never thought to put second in life have taken even further steps back because of this exciting news... Not exactly sure of any names yet but I am always open to suggestions... For now I have just been using Princess Mongoloid... Ya know, just to keep things interesting... :P

-ms

So...you want us to kill your baby with a shotgun? Is that what you're saying?

Exactly...[/sarcasm]

No, Other-Kevin it's so he can sit on his front porch and scare off "gentleman callers."

I suppose you have never heard of a father bringing his shotgun out to protect his little girl from teenage mutant horny boys???

That is what I am referring too... So don't kill my baby...

-ms

MS Congratulations, I have a girl with 1 1/2 year and let me say is superb, hope she never grow up to teen... then my katana will rise against any trespasser.

But my oldest is a boy have 5 and is green orange in taekwondo so... when she get older big bro will be 8th dan to kick some asses...

Now back to you... in your country what means mongoloid? Here it means trisomy 21... hope not.


A nice name is Lídia, or Sofia or Venus :) jk for Venus, but any 5 letters names are my favorites... less Maria.

Margaret or Rose... flowers names are also good...
Asherah is the name of the ancient goddess married with Jehova... I like it too... could get a nice nick like Ash or She-ra

Well the term mongoloid originally goes back to Eastern/Northern Asian decent, but that is not what I am referring to when I say mongoloid... I actually didn't know it was an offensive slur until I looked it up, I had always thought it was a term like stupid, ugly, monster, beast, etc... So if I offend anyone please consider the context...

When I say it I am more so referring to a monster or mutant kind of person... I know it's cruel to say about my own daughter but since we have not picked a name just yet I think its funny just to say Princess Mongoloid... Plus when she does get a name and does the old "why did you name me so-and-so?" I can say... Do you want to know the alternative??? LOL...

Anyways, it is very exciting and I love this little girl more than anything in the world right now, she's not a mutant or monster or anything like that... It is going to be some very exciting times in my neck of the woods... And maybe i will have to get her started in the Ninja Tribunals to keep those boys at bay...

-ms

congrats, load that shot gun with rock salt and be prepared:P

Congrats! :)

I've always thought December is a cool and kinda unique name for girls... :P

Congrats Master Splinter!!!! She will get a beatiful name so soon!!! !..probably you will get a big list with a lot of names for choose in a few days!!
My prefer female names are: "Laura" LAURA:

Gender: Feminine

Usage: English, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian, Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian, Polish, Slovene, Croatian, Scandinavian, German, Dutch, Late Roman

Pronounced: LAWR-ə (English), LOW-rah (Spanish, Italian, Polish, German, Dutch) [key]
Feminine form of the Late Latin name Laurus, which meant "laurel". This meaning was favourable, since in ancient Rome the leaves of laurel trees were used to create victors' garlands. The name was borne by the 9th-century Spanish martyr Saint Laura, who was a nun thrown into a vat of molten lead by the Moors. It was also the name of the subject of poems by the 14th-century Italian poet Petrarch.

As an English name, Laura has been used since the 13th century. A famous bearer was Laura Secord (1775-1868), a Canadian heroine during the War of 1812.

and "Silvia"...SILVIA

Gender: Feminine

Usage: Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Romanian, Slovak, English, German, Late Roman, Roman Mythology

Pronounced: SEEL-vyah (Italian), SEEL-byah (Spanish) [key]
Feminine form of SILVIUS. Rhea Silvia was the mother of Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome. This was also the name of a 6th-century saint, the mother of the pope Gregory the Great. It has been a common name in Italy since the Middle Ages. It was introduced to England by Shakespeare, who used it for a character in his play 'The Two Gentlemen of Verona' (1594).

If you want to check other names....this link itsvery interesting in English...
http://www.behindthename.com/nmc/eng.php

And:
In my land people used to say " Im going to buy two big feral bodyguard dogs for my babies"...but a shotgun its a nice protection too!! LOL!!!!

Oh, alrighty. Nah, I wasn't familiar with that.

This is the single greatest thing Ive ever read on this forum.

Out of context its insanely humorous.


In context: Congrats.

LOL it sure as shell is...

-ms

Congratulations, that's great news!

Congratulations, Little girls just steal your heart away

Well, congrats, man!

Congratulations to you. Don't forget to enroll her into karate classes so she can help you defend herself against them boys!

good news!




*cough* Katie is a nice sweet name *cough* :) :D :lol: :ohwell: ;)

Congratulations Master Splinter. You'll like em when they're young, but when she gets older ain't it going to be hell.:P

Best wishes for you and your daughter.

You should call her April.:tlol:

Yeah, I thought you'd go for April, too.

Congrats on the little girl. I have always loved names like Rhoslyn and Belle. I am sure whatever you name her will be beautiful.