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Raph's Girl 05-03-2010 12:33 PM
German man marries cat...
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8658327.stm

Quote:
A German man has unofficially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports.

It says Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony, as marrying an animal is illegal in Germany.

Mr Mitzscherlich said he had wanted to tie the knot before his asthmatic cat Cecilia died.

The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.

"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," Mr Mitzscherlich, a postman from the eastern town of Possendorf, told Bild.

Actress Christin-Maria Lohri, who officiated the ceremony, was quoted as saying: "At first I thought it was a joke. But for Mr Mitzscherlich it's a dream come true".
http://www.bild.de/BILD/regional/dre...height=349.jpg

Katie 05-03-2010 07:48 PM
.....ew. just.......ew

Mutated Turtle 05-04-2010 04:52 PM
That's...just...disgusting...

XERO 05-04-2010 05:05 PM
Who was the best man, Garfield of Heathcliff?

Ninjinister 05-04-2010 06:50 PM
I have a LOT to say about this...

But it's not exactly appropriate, so I'll keep my mouth shut :lol:

Koi 05-04-2010 06:53 PM
Why is it ew? They just got married is all. Why would he marry a cat?

***First of Two Latin Kings*** 05-04-2010 07:06 PM
Do you...understand the subtext here/reason people generally get married?

Koi 05-04-2010 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oroku_CJJ (Post 772773)
Do you...understand the subtext here/reason people generally get married?
People get married because they love each other. Did he just really like the cat?

Raph's Girl 05-05-2010 12:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arella (Post 772774)
People get married because they love each other. Did he just really like the cat?
No. He seems to be in love with the cat.

Here's another article about it:
http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddS...at_458008.html

Quote:
"Our hearts beat as one; it's unique!"

Sewer Bull 05-05-2010 01:02 AM
As long as he doesn't have sex with his asthmatic cat, I totally don't care.

shuriken 05-05-2010 02:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sewer Bull (Post 772841)
As long as he doesn't have sex with his asthmatic cat, I totally don't care.
You and I are on the same page on that one. But then again let the guy do whatever he wants with his cat. As long as the catconsents to it.

Candy Kappa 05-05-2010 05:26 AM
pet owners do strange things when it comes to their pets, and the cat is dying. It's probably his way of dealing with it.

and really, bestiality don't comes spontaneously after the "I do", "meow".

Hannah 05-05-2010 06:16 AM
I don't understand.

Mr.Turtle 05-05-2010 10:40 PM
Japanese guy can marry a anime girl, too. Love is everything.:ohwell:

Powder 05-05-2010 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sewer Bull (Post 772841)
As long as he doesn't have sex with his asthmatic cat, I totally don't care.
Yeah, exactly. Alot of pet owners form extremely deep emotional bonds with their animals (harr harr no sexual jokes) so if it's really as simple as it seems, kudos to him. Provided it is completely innocent I think its sweet that he wants it 'certified by god' (and some actress) that he and his beloved cat live for one another. I would imagine he is quite lonely though...

XERO 05-06-2010 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Powder (Post 773081)
I would imagine he is quite lonely though...
I don't see how. He has a cat. :trazz:

Koi 05-06-2010 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Benvenuto (Post 773175)
I don't see how. He has a cat. :trazz:
Meowth, that's right!

Lynn 05-06-2010 06:10 PM
How weird.:ohwell:

XERO 05-06-2010 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arella (Post 773229)
Meowth, that's right!
That would explain a lot, actually. A rich cat that talks.


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