Vampire's Suck: The Movie
 

Generally I don't watch the spoof films (IE "Not Another Teen Movie") but this one looks too hilarious NOT to watch.



Bella: "Jacob, why did you just take off your shirt?!"
Jacob: "My contract says I have to every 10 min of screen time..." :lol:

The problem with most of those spoof movies is that they are way too happy to date themselves. A good parody is timeless. :D

I saw that yesterday, it looks so funny. Even my twilight fan family wants to see it :D.

:blanksta: I really don't see how this any funnier than all those other mildly amusing spoofs. I like the title though. I should get credit for that since I repeat it everytime someone talks to me about vampire movies.

Friedberg/Seltzer... So I'll probably get really pissed at anyone saying it was a movie worth seeing... :P

ah gees! i just might have to see that :D

Wow....that movie may just suck more than the Twilight movies. I mean as PAAATE said, it's Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer...they can ruin any spoof movie.

Looks just as ****ing awful as the movies its spoofing.

oh i wouldn't go that far, the source material is far better

Actually. No.

This looks about as lame as all the "cool kids" on the internet who make hi-larious twilight jokes.

I just hate the twilight thing as a whole. The books, the movies, the people who love it and the people who bash it endlessly.

You're being really unfair to a bunch of sh*tty movies right there.

Hell, Twilight is automatically one of my favorites just for not being a Friedberg/Seltzer flick. I just can't hate the same after sitting through Epic Movie.

In fact, I'd goes as far as to say I would marathon every single Twilight movie before I would watch this. I'm dead serious.

Indeed. At least the Twilight movies are funny. Unintentionally, but still funny.

The only thing remotely funny in the trailer was the Black Eyed Peas-joke. But the guys at RiffTrax made the joke a few years ago, and they made it way funnier :P

Of course, the RiffTrax guys are the brains behind MST3K, who are the best there is at spoofing shlock.

actually i think i'd agree with you

well strictly your opinion of course

Seems like a movie called "Vampires Suck" would make fun of other vampires besides Twilight like "Interview with the Vampire," "Blade" and Buffy instead of Lady Gaga and "Alice in Wonderland."

But whatever is current I guess. Because today's audiences can't be expected to remember anything that's been released in over six months time.

Precisely why it looks no more interesting than all those other drunken retard spoofs. They need to pick a theme and stick to it.

I actually think this one has potential.

True. But, to be fair, all movies have potential until you see them for yourself.

They need to stick to not making these movies anymore.

Also, I second PAAATE's notion that Twilight would actually be funnier than this movie. Bad serious movies you can laugh at. Bad comedies are just painfully embarrassing for everyone involved, from audience to cast and crew. No laughs, just pure unremitting shame.

Also, also, these movies don't just suck for being low-brow parodies. That's fine; I still get chuckles out of Scary Movies 1 and 3, and Not Another Teen Movie. Those are low-brow as hell, but at least they have gags that are actually funny. The Friedberg/Seltzer flicks are just offensively unfunny, a string of random pop-culture references and occasional toilet humor. It's like your seven-year-old cousin trying to tell you a joke, only he's not making millions with low budget crap every year.

Haha, true enough Cipher.

Shrodinger's Cat, hmm?