the snozberries taste like snozberries and other movie quotes
 

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"The snozberries taste like snozberries." - Willy Wonka (Charlie and The Chocolate Factory"

-ms

You know, I actually find myself using that quote far more often than you might ever think possible....odd....

Gosh...I love movie quotes...it's sorta' hard to choose one....hmm....

How about "One shall stand....one shall fall." - Optimus Prime (Transformers the Moive, the real one, of course)

"These shoes. They fit perfectly!" -The Doctor (Doctor Who: THE TVM)

"You ain't cool unless, you pee your pants." -Billy Madison

"They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me...*pause*.....Oh My Gooooood!!!" -Troll 2

"Flash, I know you're fighting for your life, but the world's gonna end in 15 hours!" -Dale, from Flash Gordon (AH AAAH!!!)

Thank the lord somebody started THIS thread!!! :)

"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that?"

"Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?"

Ron : "You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Ed : "Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?"

"I wanna be on you... I wanna be on you."

"Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."

Critically the best worst movie ever!!!

"A double decker bologna sandwhich!" - Troll 2

"She's a real carpenter's dream: flat as a board and easy to screw!"

"What's a ZJ?" "If you have to ask big man.....you can't afford it"

"You see these signs?......You know what it means?......Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality. I WON'T ALLOW IT!!!" -(more) Troll 2

"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bull s***, I did not hit her, I did NOOOOT.....Oh, hi Mark!" -The Room

"YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" - Carl Lee Haley from A Time to Kill

"I did nawt hit her, I did nawt. Oh hai Mark." - The Room

One of my favorite cult classics, can't wait till they show it at the local theater.

"Thank You Boob Lady!"

"Marge: I still wish your father was here...
Bart: Yeah....his big fat butt could shield us all."

"Just throw the god**** bomb!!!"

-The Simpsons Movie

"I'm gonna come at you like a Spider Monkey!"

"I like to think of Jesus as a mischevious badger."

"Shake and bake!"
"What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!"
"Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?"

"I wet my bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that."

"So when you say pshycomatic, you mean he could start a fire with his thoughts?"

"Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Big Red, then f*ck you."

All from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

"There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."
- Nigel Tufnel This Is Spinal Tap

"What would you do if you had a million dollars? " "I'll tell ya what I'd do man........two chix at the same time , man!"

"That no talent ass clown got famous and started winning grammys"

"****in' A' man!"

Masters of the Universe is one of the most quotable movies ever... mostly because of Skeletor... :evilgrin:


Skeletor: I am not in a giving vein this day.

Skeletor: Tell me about the loneliness of good, He-Man. Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?

Skeletor: The people of Eternia will see you kneel before me, JUST before you die!
He-Man: I'll NEVER kneel to you!
Skeletor: YES you will! YES you will! Or I shall wreak unforgettable harm upon you!

Skeletor: The Alpha... and the Omega... death and rebirth... and as you die, so will I be reborn!

Skeletor: People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am MASTER of the Universe! YES! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! And I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD! Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!

Skeletor: I ache to SMASH YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE! To DRIVE your cursed face FROM MY MEMORIES FOREVER!
He-Man: Enough talk!
Skeletor: YES! Let this be our final battle!

Teela: Don't say goodbye. Say Good Journey.
Man-At-Arms: It is an old Eternian saying. Live the journey, for every destination is but a doorway to another.


They just don't write dialogue like that no more.

From Dumb amd Dumber.

Lloyd: "You're it."
Harry: "You're it."
Lloyd: "You're it, quitsies!"
Harry: "Anti-quitsies! You're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!"
Lloyd: "No, you can't do that!"
Harry: "Can to!"
Lloyd: "Cannot, stamp it!"
Harry: "Can to, double-stamp it, no erasies!"
Lloyd: "Cannot, triple-stamp it, no erasies, TOUCH BLUE, MAKE IT TRUE!!"
Harry: "No, you can't triple-stamp a double-stamp, Lloyd! You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp!!"
Lloyd: "La-la-la, la-la-la-la, la la la la laaa laaa LAAA LAAA LAAAAA LALALALA LAAAAAAA!"
Harry: "LLOYD!! LLOOOOYYYYD!"

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon.

Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!

[man and woman walk by]
Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.