Technodrome Wrestling Federation
 

*Just tryna play this like a role play, see who plays along*

*"Rollercoaster" By Bomb Child blares thru the arena, as I make my way down the entrance ramp, carrying a huge World title belt with me.

*Once in the ring, I ask the Announcer to hand me the microphone.

"ya know alot of people may already know I am indeed the booker man around here.. and scince we already broke kayfabe... I am hereby announcing who the NEW TWF world champion is... HORSE TECHIE!!!

:o

*suddenly finds herself shoved into the center of attention*


Whaa... who.. huh? I am?

*pats HT on the back

Yep! Congratulations! and your first Defense is against... LEO656!!!!

*whispers
Don't worry, Im the booker... You'll win

hope you dont mind a rowdy audience member... :)
 

*snicker*

Go HT!!!! Woo!

*throws a dead fish at the opponent*

:evilgrin:

Um.. heh... *grips electro-pitchfork*

....help ...?

And if she wants to use wepons, THEN THIS IS A HARDCORE MATCH FOR THE TITLE!!

This man does not represent us....

Oh screw it I'll play...

**"Crush 'Em" by Megadeth plays as Leo656 comes to the ring. The crowd, fully aware that Leo is being held back by GK's backstage stroke, erupt into thunderous applause as Leo strides to the ring looking determined, carrying a mic of his own.***


"So that's the way we do things around here, huh? No such thing as, oh, I don't know... actually giving the strap to someone who's EARNED it? I tell ya, man, you wanna talk about 'breaking kayfabe'... well this whole thing SUCKS, and that's a 'shoot'!

But I'm not gonna whine and complain. What I'm gonna do is propose an alternate solution. Instead of just handing the strap over to someone that doesn't even want it, most likely, I say you put it up for grabs. I propose the first-ever TWF Invitational Tournament! 8 people, going at it, in the ring, round-robin style, winner takes the strap!

Now, what say you to that... BOOKERMAN?"

Already starting while I'm cutting a promo? Who the hell do you think you are, Paul Heyman???

Well hell to that I say...

*Quickly Super Kicks Leo, Picks him up by the hair then drives him back down with the Diamond Cutter.

Go ahead HT, Pin him!

*once HT makes the cover, I make the fast 123..

YOU ARE NOW ELIMINATED!!

*slingshots a rotten mango at Bookerman* :evilgrin: :tangel:

((Looks around in disbelief, then gets up and drops GK with a Scorpion Death Drop. He then stands over his fallen body, mic in hand))

We can't even start the Tournament, we don't have our 8 people! Man, this fed is worse-run than those Backyard Feds.

Hey come on! I'M THE GOOD GUY not really at all
You are suppoused to LOVE ME!!! (well not really)

So far I nominate myself, HT, and Machias to be in the tournament. They have to accept, though, of course.

lol this is almost as bad as an E-Fed Atleast no one here takes it seriously

*snickers from the stands* We hurt the ones we love!!! :D *tosses a hairy lobstertail onto the mats*


*blinks* woah, wha...? Me in the tournament? :oops:

(( I dun't know how to "wrestle"... I jest know martial arts! :oops: ))

No weapons allowed really..? Ehh... *sets aside pitchfork* What about morphing hands?

Sounds good to me...

(lol, same here... :goofygri: )

*grins, crawling down from the stands* I might be interested, after all...

*reaches up at her chin, and starts pulling the full-length zipper, and out steps....*

(heh, like those pepsi twist commercials.. )

Lita...!

((yanks GK up and threatens to drop the lobstertail down his jockeys))

"Now set up the tournament or ELSE!"

((Turns to Machias))

"Yes, you in the tournament. I'm exercising my Creative Control to have you added. In fact, I think it oughta be you and HT in the first round."

((Glares menacingly at GK, pulling him close until they are nose to nose))

"Aint that right, BOOKERMAN?"

*CROWD GOES WILD!!

"And we have a real star here!! AND I BROUGHT HER HERE, EVERYONE SHOULD THANK ME NOW!!!!!!"