Can I get some help please?
 

So, uh, I just came back from the Goodwill/KFC near my duplex and found an old raggy comic book. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 1? Inside it has a signature by some fellows by the name of Pretty Lard and K-Fast...

Anyone know how much this could be worth?

not much, usually you pay people to give it to them.

Let me get you my address...

Nothing if its horrible shape....

I'd give you a banana slug and an smooth rock for it.