What ringtone do you have on your phone right now?
 

I thought I'd start up a dumb thread for us to post what we have as ring tones on our phones. Right now I have:
Autotune the New's Winning! by Charlie Sheen's chorus.
A song my grandpa wrote for my grandma. for them when they call
Wouldn't it be Nice by the Beach Boys
The Mountain Climber song from the Price is Right
The SEGA! opening from 90's Sega games
The Vow from Conan the Musical.
Torgo's Theme from Manos: The Hands of Fate. - my father in law
The computer from Star Trek saying "Incoming Transmission" it's my text warning
Linkara's "I AM A MAN!"
Me doing "Adventures of the Idaho Potato Retailer!"
When Did You Fall by Chris Rice - My wife's and my song.
The 30 second Turtle Theme - basic Ring
Stewie annoying Lois - for my Mom
Peanut Butter Jelly Time - for my sister
Weird Al's Dare to be Stupid - for my dad

teh basic one. on the old phone I had the One missed call music box theme and a murloc growl for a text beep

My ringtone is Ode to Joy aka Beethoven's 9th Sympthony.

I currently use a custom Doctor Who ring tone of the "I Am The Doctor" theme.

The other ring tone I have on my phone is one of the music tracks used in the second TMNT 2007 movie trailer.

That is actually a brilliant ring tone. I might have put that on mine.

Yeah...it's the tone I use for my father-in-law...what does that say about our relationship?

I have John William's Superman theme for incoming calls and Danny Elfman's Batman theme for incoming texts.

Calls = T.U.R.T.L.E. Power (though I'm about to switch it to the OG Pokemon theme)
Texts = Sewer Surfin' (this could also be replaced, had these both for like 2 years)

Mine is the music from Starbase - where no turtle has gone before. Works really well. For texts I have it set to just vibrate cause those ding sounds annoy me.

Everything besides family or boyfriend: Edge's theme from the WWE
Mom and Dad: Sweet Home Alabama
Brother: University of Alabama fight song (Yea Alabama)
Boyfriend: I'm Yours - Jason Mraz (cheesy I know....but the song makes me smile)

Betus Blues from Super Meat Boy.

Might change it to Reptile's theme soon enough.

The 007 theme-John Barry
TMNT 87 ending theme
Paranoid-Black Sabbath.
Buffy the Vampire theme.
The X-files theme-Mark Snow
The james Bond Theme-Monty Newman/John Barry

I've used a custom "Heavy Starry Chain" ringtone by Tommy heavenly6 for a few years now as my main tone. My text is Zelda 1's secret discovery jingle.

Yamaguchi Hiroshi - Descent of the Great Goddess from Okami, I love that game ♥

Normal ringtone - Up The Bracket by The Libertines

When my sister calls - Twisted Nerve by Bernard Hermann (y'know, the Kill Bill whistle...)

When my buddy Scott calls - Doctor Who theme (10th Doctor version, Scott's my Doctor Who 'guru')

Text alert - TARDIS noise (VWORP VWORP VWORP)

Email alert - R2D2 whistle

I actually never use the ringtone option. I've had my phone on vibrate for the longest time. But my default ringtone is whatever the Droid gives you, and for my girlfriend I have some generic Chinese jingle. It's so racist, I love it.

One Winged Angel from Final Fantasy VII, but my phone is normally on vibrate.

I have Stickerbrush Symphony from Smash Bros. and the Mario mushroom noise as my message alert.

Ringtone - Miseria Cantare by AFI, which was CM Punk's theme in ROH.
Text - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers communicator beep.

I love it!!

Haha, me too. It's friggin' sweet.