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...Oh No She Didn't

Woman Cuts Off Husband's Penis. Ouch

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Originally Posted by BBC News

A US woman drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed and cut off his penis, police in California say.

The woman then threw the penis into the waste disposal and told police who attended the incident in Garden Grove, near Los Angeles: "He deserved it."

Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, has been charged with poisoning and assault with a deadly weapon.

The 51-year-old victim, who has not been named, is in a serious condition following surgery.

Lt Jeff Nightengale, of Garden Grove police, said the two are going through a divorce.

He said the woman had drugged the man's dinner on Monday night.

"He believed something was wrong with his food," he said.

"The victim went to lie down and he woke up tied to the bed with his wife tugging his clothes off.

"The female cut off his penis with a knife... tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned the disposal to the 'on' position.

"The suspect called 911 and told responding officers that he 'deserved it'."

He added: "Officers arrived and located a male victim tied to the bed and bleeding from his groin area."

Ms Becker was arrested on suspicion of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse.

She is due to appear in court on Wednesday.

I need to know what he did to deserve this. Bummer for the guy.

Holy hell. I can't imagine how angry that dude is...:o

What could he have done to make her do something so drastic!?

Maybe she was a fan of good ol' Lorena?... My favorite is #2 lol..

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Top Ten Lorena Bobbitt Excuses
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10. Hoped it would somehow help NAFTA get passed
9. Too much caffeine
8. What can I say? I love a good joke
7. That's what he gets for hoggin' the remote control
6. Took Bob Barker's constant "spaying and neutering" reminders to their
logical conclusion
5. I was trying to cut the price tag off his new pajamas and he sneezed
4. Good practice for carving Thanksgiving turkey
3. Fell asleep whittling in bed
2. Was tired of playing "got your nose"
1. Ginsumania!

this is sick. You don't do that to any man even they did something to "deserve it" God I hate people.

Awful.

If she was that mad just leave. No need to sit in jail....just prove you're better and move on.

Although I'm betting the guy really didn't do anything more than say he wanted a divorce...if I was married to a psycho like that i'd want out too.

Probably left the toilet seat up.

.... :teek: !!!

....Or he actually "deserves it" (something really far bad involving their little kids, its the only thing I can imagine for something like that...)... Or she isnot very original....There are more ways to make suffer a Hell.... for a man without become a criminal.....

...*Hope it dont sounds so cruel/devil....Im still being an :tangel: *

Also my prefer excuse:
Number 5: I was trying to cut the price tag off his new pajamas and he sneezed :lol: :lol:

Wow. That had to hurt. That lady is nuts.

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Originally Posted by BubblyShell22 (Post 864062)

Wow. That had to hurt. That lady is nuts.

That made me laugh SO hard.

Why, thanks, Ben. I wasn't even intending it to be a joke, but if I could make you laugh, that's good.

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf73 (Post 863222)

Maybe she was a fan of good ol' Lorena?

That's what I thought. Not very original. Come on, girls, get creative! Don't just cut it off, do something with it. Embarrassing him is worse than having him live without it, therefore he won't get much sympathy.

Dip it in motor oil and tell him he's been Castrol-ated, or call him a real dipstick. Frost his bush green, color the tip red and when he freaks out ask him, "Why so serious?" Put acupuncture needles in it and call it a "porcupeen."

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Originally Posted by KROW (Post 865438)

Or go Epic Meal Time on it and wrap it in bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips.

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Originally Posted by XERO (Post 865498)

Or go Epic Meal Time on it and wrap it in bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips.

.....Bacon

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Originally Posted by XERO (Post 865504)

Amirite, hater?

Yeah...they likes the bacon...

I honestly thought she should serve it to him on a bun with mustard and ketchup.

damn. I'd hate to have my dick cut off. That guy is gonna wanna be dead once he isn't in critical condition anymore. I want to know what he did to make her so pissed.