Top 10 Raphael One-Liners
 

Hey fellow TMNT fans, I'm having a little contest to find the Top 10 Best One-Liners Spoken by Raphael! So go through your old DVD/VHS collection of the classic Ninja Turtle series and pick as many quotes you like from the series. The only rule is the line has to have been spoken by Rob Paulsen, not one of those substitute actors who filled in for him from time to time!
Please e-mail your submissions to me at [email protected]

"It's tough tryin' ta carry on a conversation witcha, ya know?"

"He's not only from medieval Japan, but also from an alternate universe, so naturally he speaks English!"

"Does the phrase 'Go suck a lemon!' hold any meaning for ya?"

"I think they're beginning to tire."
"Great, in a few more hours they'll bairly be able to throw a car at us!"

"Hold on Michelangelo. I'LL SET YOU FREE!"
"You're a regular Abe Lincoln..."

"I know we're short, but not that short!"

"Boy am I a glutton for punishment or what?"

"Did you ever get that run down feeling?"

"Oh I just feel so hard-boiled in these trenchcoats!"

"COWABUNGAANDALLTHATJAZZ!!"

"Don't you wish you could give lines like that with a straight face?"

"If we're not back in a week, cancel my subscription to Turtle's Home Companion."

"And we'll keep on doing it 'til we get it right!"

"If he starts singing, I advise changing to another channel."

"If another roof drops on my head, I'm sitting out for the rest of this episode!"

"It's not the pizza. It's the creature that came with the pizza."
"Hey, that sounds like a great title for a horror movie."

"Still think you'd like to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?"

"Sorry about that, guys, I guess it has a few loose screws."
"Yeah, just like the guy who invented it."

"What? You never seen a turtle wearing a raincoat before?" *Guns point at him* "I really gotta keep my beak shut."

"It's tough tryin' to carry on a conversation with ya, ya know?"

"Yeah. And next time, I wish the writers would come up with a better plot device."

"Where's the beef? Oh, there it is!"

"Got a call for a Mr. Jaws!"

Here are a few that come to my mind:

Donny:Shredder is trying to drag us to Deminsion X!!!
Raph:With a Tornado?Are you sure he's not trying to send us to Oz?

Bookem Donno

I can get Sarcastic.Very Sarcastic.

Oh shut up Vernon or I will give them your home address.

What's that you want to Dance.Sorry but my Dance card it filled,but we have many other nice activities on board the ship.Like shuffleboard for instance.

What are we going to be sprayed with pizza sauce.(Raph gets sprayed with pizza Sauce)I had to ask.

Well its either the worlds oldest pizza or its what left of the Wicked Witch of the West.

(After Spilnter gets transformed back into a human)Go out an take your new body for a spin.

They were good guys for what 2 seconds.

(Filtches sea mosters are heading for Mona lisa and Raph.Raph grabs a deck chair)You guys look a triffle Stress out,have a seat.

"Aww... That was my favorite sai." :D

Try these sai's on for size!

"What is it Raphael, a threatening note?"
"Worse than that... IT'S THE CHECK!!"

"Careful, Raphael; It could be a trap!"
(shuriken almost hits them)
"Yep... it's a trap."

"...but you may call me... the Shredder."
"A kitchen utensil?"

"I'll NEVER talk!"
"You'd better, or else I'm gonna get... sarcastic."

"EAT HOT LEAD, TURKEYS!!!!"

"Never! We'll make our stand here!!"
"Kinda like CUSTER did?"

"Chill out, bro! I'm green, same as YOU!"
"Except for your face: That's turning BLUE!"

"MMMph hmm MPHMMHM!
"That's April, alright. I recognize her mumbles!"

"Thanks, Raphael, I owe you one!"
"You owe me 6, but who's countin'?

"You are most wanted criminals!"
"And I always thought it would be nice to be wanted."

Mr. Sarcastic himself!