Pet Monkeys
 

Would like a monkey for a pet?

I'm going to have two pet monkeys. And they're going to drive me out of my house. One is going to be named Larry. This all happens in the future, of course.

while mokeys do in fact rock... i would sooner put a cigarette out in my left eye than have one for a pet...

think of living with an ETERNAL 2 YEAR OLD who can't speak, but can climb the drapes and has a full set of very nasty teeth.

however...
i would not object to being a MUTANT SPIDER MONKEY. that would rock. i have given a LOT of thought to that... i had an RPG character that was a mutant monkey. She was a SWEET character, let me tell you. not "Sweet" like "cute" but "sweet" like she ripped the head offa dead mutant cat to get the hi-tech collar that the scientists had hard-wired into its spine. ... they needed it for something... but yeah.

how many of you have had your characters decapitate someone with a good, hard tug?

not a lot of you, i'm sure.
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As much as i like pets, i wouldnt like a pet monkey, mainly because they stink, bite and break things, i already got my little brother to perform such actions :D

I guess some of us could be like Michael Jackson! *runs before she is pelted with pillows* I COULDN'T RESIST!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What?!I never touched that kid :teek:
Oh you mean the monkey.. :lol:
:P
BTW i prefer more quiet pets, so i dont think having a monkey as a pet would be a good idea for me, i dont think they're very domestic

Nah. I'll go see 'em in the zoo.

I may have to join you on that trip to the zoo. Dunno yet. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Need a Mongoose?

Nah, I have a Cebu. :lol:

I would want a pet monkey! not a chimp tho. they're too wild. if anything I'd want a capuchin. His name would be King Kong, he would wear a little hat (like Abu) and maybe a suit, and he would collect money for me while I play my organ grinder.

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What's a Ceba?

I need a answer.

A Cebu is like a cow thing. Look it up in the dictionary....I'm sure it's there.

So it's a bovine. Why would anyone need cow. There's that old saying

Why buy a cow when the milk is free.

Since when is milk free?

cqb, why did you change yer avatar to a girl? it just confuses ppl

That's an old saying. It means that buying a cow cost alot and the milk isn't a problem to get.

My great uncle had a pet monkey. He had to get rid of the monkey because the monkey would hump any woman he saw.

I wish I had a monkey. Then I could give it a box of Trix and then say "Silly monkey! Trix are for kids!" oh wait....that's rabbits. OK then I wouldn't want a monkey.