New TNMT video game descriptions
 

Here's the game descriptions from GameSource

Teenage Neutered Midget Turtles

Those gender-neuteral terrapin tots are taking over the XBox! They make look small but they're the biggest new game of the year. Follow NeoLard-O, Michelan-Jell-O, and the rest as they kung fu the Evil Shroeder's butt. Rated T for Teenage Neutered Midget.


Teenage Neutered Midget Turtles 2: Splinter's Cell

Help Master Splinter keep his cell phone bills down. Decide which calls to take who to snub. It's up to you whether or not to return the calls from the Brat King, Letterhead, and Evil Shroeder! But beware... if they get mad, they'll delete your number! :o

features a soundtrack by Vanilla Ice

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Is this a joke? :|

:lol: do you have to ask? :P

:o Me no like.

No appreciation for parody? it was actually a post from another forum :)

Sorry if you didn't like it - I thought it was funny. :)

I'd rather have seen something having to do with the new tmnt video games...And they better come on gba and gamecube...

Also, I know a forum this thread would belong even more in, I would have said new tmnt, but since this is bogus it goes to general. :lol:

Yes. Appreciation for good parody.

point taken :wink:

So in respect of this thread and tokka's request you have these fine articles to read:
http://my.ign.com/my/sb?pageID=2003&...earch=&x=0&y=0

and one to watch, though it's not much now:
http://www.konami.com/tmnt/

Its gonna be on BOTH of those :D.

this is weird It would of be more cool if this thread really was about the new game (which is gonna rock)

oh and splinter cell sucks its a rip off of metal gear solid

That link I gave to ign WAS a real link. And it will be the best place to get info when it's out. :)

fighting/action....wow, that looks interesting, with a story mode (which will hopefully be cooperative as well) and a vs mode. Looks like it will be a 3-d version of the old turtles games...congrats to konami.

EDIT: Double-congrats, this game looks so far as if it IS NOT going ot be on X-box. **waves around a konami flag that he swiped at the headquarters**

That does sound weird, there will be a PC port, but not X-box one. But since I have s PS2, Gamecube and powerfull PC, Im not complaining...

Yea, I really don't care, Konami probly didn't want to be embarrassed with low sales on the x-box...

You think the pc one will be multiplayer compatible? I sure hope so, that would definately get a sale from me!

Actually Gamecube hasn't been selling that good either. I guess it's about the target audience.

yeah, a tmnt game similar to JK II would OWN!!

Well, Gamecube is finishing up it's video game season as I call it. They usually do really well right after E3 to about this time...But we will also here from Konami with some good E3 footage I am guessing, the games are supposed to come out this Christmas.

But I think it is time for another SSB...I'd give them anything to make an online version on Gamecube....there is only a certain number of times you can play it with your friends....

JK = Jedi Knight?

I rhink he meant JAK II??

Hobbit, what's JK2?